The World's Thinnest Books:

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FRENCH WAR HEROES

by Jacques Chirac


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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY

by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated by Michael Moore


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MY BEAUTY SECRETS

by Janet Reno

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ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Barney Frank (D-Mass)

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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &
HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA

by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton


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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL


by Hillary Clinton


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Sequel:



THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY


By Bill Clinton


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MY LITTLE BOOK OF
PERSONAL HYGIENE

by Osama Bin Laden


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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD

by Bill Gates






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THINGS I WOULD NOT
DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman





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THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE
by Al Gore & John Kerry





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AMELIA EARHART'S
GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC





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A COLLECTION of
MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J Kevorkian





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ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE

by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel




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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson





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DELICIOUS SPOTTED
OWL RECIPES
by PETA



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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY



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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O.J. Simpson



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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES
by Ted Kennedy




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MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction

by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

 

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Hot N' Sexy Fashion Tips

by the Amish Women's Collective


You Too Can Qualify for Mensa!

A Collection of Essays by Britney Spears


How to Live With Class and Virtue

By Madonna


A Meaningful Life

by Paris Hilton


On Being the Faithful Spouse

by Teddy Kennedy

 

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Compassionate Conservatism

by any republican you can name

Ways I follow the Golden Rule

by any republican you can name

Fair Taxes for everyone

by any republican you can name

Honesty is the best policy

by any republican you can name

Fairness in America

by any republican you can name

Christian Charity

by any republican you can name

How I stayed married to the same woman

by any republican you can name

I care for the environment

by any republican you can name

How we care for children in need

by any republican you can name