The Trumpian binary positions

[Nosmo King]

Why, Lord, are Trumpians so reliant on the simplistic, the binary?

They hear climate change and respond one of two ways; deny the science or claim activists are communists. There are plenty of solutions to the issue, but those solutions are never plumbed by Trumpians. Study and introspection are not arrows in the quiver of Trump supporters. Too much intellectual effort is needed for Trumpians to bear.

On gun control, Trumpians respond in one of two ways; say nothing, not one single idea, will reduce gun violence so we should eschew any and all solutions or, say any measures will irreparably infringe our right to keep and bear arms. Too much heavy intellectual lifting for them to divine workable solutions. Throw your hands in the air and claim nothing could or should be done.

If it can't fit on a bumper sticker or a tacky trucker cap, or be reduced to a three word chant at a Trump wrestlemania/demolition derby style rally, Trumpians want nothing to do with it.

Now, dear readers, count how many 'funny' ratings this post receives from the die hard Trumpian mouth breathers.

 

[MarathonMike]

The Climate always changes. No one knows what the human contribution is and even if you did you aren't going to move the needle much when the humans contributing the most greenhouse gasses are doing the least to stop it.

Gun control? When the guns hop down the streets by themselves shooting people I will agree with you that controlling the guns would be a logical solution to stop mass shootings.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Why, Lord, are Trumpians so reliant on the simplistic, the binary?

They hear climate change and respond one of two ways; deny the science or claim activists are communists. There are plenty of solutions to the issue, but those solutions are never plumbed by Trumpians. Study and introspection are not arrows in the quiver of Trump supporters. Too much intellectual effort is needed for Trumpians to bear.

On gun control, Trumpians respond in one of two ways; say nothing, not one single idea, will reduce gun violence so we should eschew any and all solutions or, say any measures will irreparably infringe our right to keep and bear arms. Too much heavy intellectual lifting for them to divine workable solutions. Throw your hands in the air and claim nothing could or should be done.

If it can't fit on a bumper sticker or a tacky trucker cap, or be reduced to a three word chant at a Trump wrestlemania/demolition derby style rally, Trumpians want nothing to do with it.

Now, dear readers, count how many 'funny' ratings this post receives from the die hard Trumpian mouth breathers.

Being funny, you will receive awards in accordance with your ability to attract them.

 

[Daryl Hunt]

Why, Lord, are Trumpians so reliant on the simplistic, the binary?

They hear climate change and respond one of two ways; deny the science or claim activists are communists. There are plenty of solutions to the issue, but those solutions are never plumbed by Trumpians. Study and introspection are not arrows in the quiver of Trump supporters. Too much intellectual effort is needed for Trumpians to bear.

On gun control, Trumpians respond in one of two ways; say nothing, not one single idea, will reduce gun violence so we should eschew any and all solutions or, say any measures will irreparably infringe our right to keep and bear arms. Too much heavy intellectual lifting for them to divine workable solutions. Throw your hands in the air and claim nothing could or should be done.

If it can't fit on a bumper sticker or a tacky trucker cap, or be reduced to a three word chant at a Trump wrestlemania/demolition derby style rally, Trumpians want nothing to do with it.

Now, dear readers, count how many 'funny' ratings this post receives from the die hard Trumpian mouth breathers.

Being funny, you will receive awards in accordance with your ability to attract them.

I would say that he hit you Rumpsters right where you rump the most. Enjoy the ride.

 

[JGalt]

Why, Lord, are Trumpians so reliant on the simplistic, the binary?

They hear climate change and respond one of two ways; deny the science or claim activists are communists. There are plenty of solutions to the issue, but those solutions are never plumbed by Trumpians. Study and introspection are not arrows in the quiver of Trump supporters. Too much intellectual effort is needed for Trumpians to bear.

On gun control, Trumpians respond in one of two ways; say nothing, not one single idea, will reduce gun violence so we should eschew any and all solutions or, say any measures will irreparably infringe our right to keep and bear arms. Too much heavy intellectual lifting for them to divine workable solutions. Throw your hands in the air and claim nothing could or should be done.

If it can't fit on a bumper sticker or a tacky trucker cap, or be reduced to a three word chant at a Trump wrestlemania/demolition derby style rally, Trumpians want nothing to do with it.

Now, dear readers, count how many 'funny' ratings this post receives from the die hard Trumpian mouth breathers.

Go ahead, enjoy your snarkiness.

In case you live in a cave and didn't know, you're about to lose one of your presidential candidates.

Goodbye Creepy Crazy Uncle Joe. We barely knew ye.

 

[Daryl Hunt]

Why, Lord, are Trumpians so reliant on the simplistic, the binary?

They hear climate change and respond one of two ways; deny the science or claim activists are communists. There are plenty of solutions to the issue, but those solutions are never plumbed by Trumpians. Study and introspection are not arrows in the quiver of Trump supporters. Too much intellectual effort is needed for Trumpians to bear.

On gun control, Trumpians respond in one of two ways; say nothing, not one single idea, will reduce gun violence so we should eschew any and all solutions or, say any measures will irreparably infringe our right to keep and bear arms. Too much heavy intellectual lifting for them to divine workable solutions. Throw your hands in the air and claim nothing could or should be done.

If it can't fit on a bumper sticker or a tacky trucker cap, or be reduced to a three word chant at a Trump wrestlemania/demolition derby style rally, Trumpians want nothing to do with it.

Now, dear readers, count how many 'funny' ratings this post receives from the die hard Trumpian mouth breathers.

Go ahead, enjoy your snarkiness.

In case you live in a cave and didn't know, you're about to lose one of your presidential candidates.

Just one? Hell, they got an excess and can afford to lose more than one. So enjoy YOUR snarkiness.

 

[jwoodie]

Why, Lord, are Trumpians so reliant on the simplistic, the binary?

Um, does this have something to do with your inability/refusal to answer yes/no questions?

 

[Nosmo King]

Why, Lord, are Trumpians so reliant on the simplistic, the binary?

Um, does this have something to do with your inability/refusal to answer yes/no questions?

No

 

[Nosmo King]

The Climate always changes. No one knows what the human contribution is and even if you did you aren't going to move the needle much when the humans contributing the most greenhouse gasses are doing the least to stop it.

Gun control? When the guns hop down the streets by themselves shooting people I will agree with you that controlling the guns would be a logical solution to stop mass shootings.

The weather always changes. Climate is a different animal altogether.

Why do Americans absolutely need a military rifle for defense? A pistol or even a coach gun could do the trick

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

 

[Nosmo King]

Why, Lord, are Trumpians so reliant on the simplistic, the binary?

They hear climate change and respond one of two ways; deny the science or claim activists are communists. There are plenty of solutions to the issue, but those solutions are never plumbed by Trumpians. Study and introspection are not arrows in the quiver of Trump supporters. Too much intellectual effort is needed for Trumpians to bear.

On gun control, Trumpians respond in one of two ways; say nothing, not one single idea, will reduce gun violence so we should eschew any and all solutions or, say any measures will irreparably infringe our right to keep and bear arms. Too much heavy intellectual lifting for them to divine workable solutions. Throw your hands in the air and claim nothing could or should be done.

If it can't fit on a bumper sticker or a tacky trucker cap, or be reduced to a three word chant at a Trump wrestlemania/demolition derby style rally, Trumpians want nothing to do with it.

Now, dear readers, count how many 'funny' ratings this post receives from the die hard Trumpian mouth breathers.

Go ahead, enjoy your snarkiness.

In case you live in a cave and didn't know, you're about to lose one of your presidential candidates.

Goodbye Creepy Crazy Uncle Joe. We barely knew ye.

In the coming year I expect nine more of the top ten candidates to be gone.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

The Climate always changes. No one knows what the human contribution is and even if you did you aren't going to move the needle much when the humans contributing the most greenhouse gasses are doing the least to stop it.

Gun control? When the guns hop down the streets by themselves shooting people I will agree with you that controlling the guns would be a logical solution to stop mass shootings.

The weather always changes. Climate is a different animal altogether.

Why do Americans absolutely need a military rifle for defense? A pistol or even a coach gun could do the trick

Need is no issue. The 2A protects desire as well. What do you think "shall not be infringed" means?

 

[Nosmo King]

The Climate always changes. No one knows what the human contribution is and even if you did you aren't going to move the needle much when the humans contributing the most greenhouse gasses are doing the least to stop it.

Gun control? When the guns hop down the streets by themselves shooting people I will agree with you that controlling the guns would be a logical solution to stop mass shootings.

The weather always changes. Climate is a different animal altogether.

Why do Americans absolutely need a military rifle for defense? A pistol or even a coach gun could do the trick

Need is no issue. The 2A protects desire as well. What do you think "shall not be infringed" means?

Isn't your right to bear a Thompson sub machine gun infringed? A .50 caliber? Your right to a grenade launcher? A mortar? An Abrams A-1 tank?

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Why do Americans absolutely need a military rifle for defense? A pistol or even a coach gun could do the trick

Go to Venezuela......

ASK ANYONE NOT A DICTATOR BOOT LICKER

 

[JGalt]

Why, Lord, are Trumpians so reliant on the simplistic, the binary?

They hear climate change and respond one of two ways; deny the science or claim activists are communists. There are plenty of solutions to the issue, but those solutions are never plumbed by Trumpians. Study and introspection are not arrows in the quiver of Trump supporters. Too much intellectual effort is needed for Trumpians to bear.

On gun control, Trumpians respond in one of two ways; say nothing, not one single idea, will reduce gun violence so we should eschew any and all solutions or, say any measures will irreparably infringe our right to keep and bear arms. Too much heavy intellectual lifting for them to divine workable solutions. Throw your hands in the air and claim nothing could or should be done.

If it can't fit on a bumper sticker or a tacky trucker cap, or be reduced to a three word chant at a Trump wrestlemania/demolition derby style rally, Trumpians want nothing to do with it.

Now, dear readers, count how many 'funny' ratings this post receives from the die hard Trumpian mouth breathers.

Go ahead, enjoy your snarkiness.

In case you live in a cave and didn't know, you're about to lose one of your presidential candidates.

Goodbye Creepy Crazy Uncle Joe. We barely knew ye.

In the coming year I expect nine more of the top ten candidates to be gone.

I'm a bit more optimistic. I'm betting on all of them being gone, leaving only the Republican.

 

[BasicHumanUnit]

Isn't your right to bear a Thompson sub machine gun infringed? A .50 caliber? Your right to a grenade launcher? A mortar? An Abrams A-1 tank?

As REASONABLE citizens, we THE RIGHT have AGREED to certain limitations.....stupidly trying to compromise.

THAT DIDN'T WORK

Apparently, we have been foolish to do so because you Constitution killing gun grabbers will never be satisfied until we are all victims of tyranny

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

The Climate always changes. No one knows what the human contribution is and even if you did you aren't going to move the needle much when the humans contributing the most greenhouse gasses are doing the least to stop it.

Gun control? When the guns hop down the streets by themselves shooting people I will agree with you that controlling the guns would be a logical solution to stop mass shootings.

The weather always changes. Climate is a different animal altogether.

Why do Americans absolutely need a military rifle for defense? A pistol or even a coach gun could do the trick

Need is no issue. The 2A protects desire as well. What do you think "shall not be infringed" means?

Isn't your right to bear a Thompson sub machine gun infringed? A .50 caliber? Your right to a grenade launcher? A mortar? An Abrams A-1 tank?

Yes. It's been hidden behind a tax policy.

 

[JGalt]

The Climate always changes. No one knows what the human contribution is and even if you did you aren't going to move the needle much when the humans contributing the most greenhouse gasses are doing the least to stop it.

Gun control? When the guns hop down the streets by themselves shooting people I will agree with you that controlling the guns would be a logical solution to stop mass shootings.

The weather always changes. Climate is a different animal altogether.

Why do Americans absolutely need a military rifle for defense? A pistol or even a coach gun could do the trick

Who says we "absolutely need" one? I have some of them because I want them and because I can.

 

[impuretrash]

Why, Lord, are Trumpians so reliant on the simplistic, the binary?

They hear climate change and respond one of two ways; deny the science or claim activists are communists. There are plenty of solutions to the issue, but those solutions are never plumbed by Trumpians. Study and introspection are not arrows in the quiver of Trump supporters. Too much intellectual effort is needed for Trumpians to bear.

On gun control, Trumpians respond in one of two ways; say nothing, not one single idea, will reduce gun violence so we should eschew any and all solutions or, say any measures will irreparably infringe our right to keep and bear arms. Too much heavy intellectual lifting for them to divine workable solutions. Throw your hands in the air and claim nothing could or should be done.

If it can't fit on a bumper sticker or a tacky trucker cap, or be reduced to a three word chant at a Trump wrestlemania/demolition derby style rally, Trumpians want nothing to do with it.

Now, dear readers, count how many 'funny' ratings this post receives from the die hard Trumpian mouth breathers.

Trump people DUMB!

Hillary people SMART!


Talk about binary thinking...

 

[Third Party]

Why, Lord, are Trumpians so reliant on the simplistic, the binary?

They hear climate change and respond one of two ways; deny the science or claim activists are communists. There are plenty of solutions to the issue, but those solutions are never plumbed by Trumpians. Study and introspection are not arrows in the quiver of Trump supporters. Too much intellectual effort is needed for Trumpians to bear.

On gun control, Trumpians respond in one of two ways; say nothing, not one single idea, will reduce gun violence so we should eschew any and all solutions or, say any measures will irreparably infringe our right to keep and bear arms. Too much heavy intellectual lifting for them to divine workable solutions. Throw your hands in the air and claim nothing could or should be done.

If it can't fit on a bumper sticker or a tacky trucker cap, or be reduced to a three word chant at a Trump wrestlemania/demolition derby style rally, Trumpians want nothing to do with it.

Now, dear readers, count how many 'funny' ratings this post receives from the die hard Trumpian mouth breathers.

Actually, I think your post is under thought and light weight. Your two ways are wrong-nobody denies climate change-it happens constantly. Solutions are simple-plant trees and recycle-both are good starts. Intellectual effort is easy-convincing others is hard. It should not be gun control-it should be shooter control. But there are some common sense steps that can be taken. Your elitest attitude is the worst part of your prejudiced post-not everyone who disagrees with your views is a Trumpian, i.e. me, and brevity is a virtue-I prefer three words to your long rant. Hope I did not leave a funny rating-the post is sad.