5stringJeff
Senior Member
I get this from TopFive.com, a great comedy site.
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The Top 15 John Kerry Campaign Slogans We'd Like to See
15> For the Love of God, You Simply CANNOT Let Me Lose to
This Goober
14> Fighting for a Better-Coiffed America
13> Because Being Lectured to in a Monotone *Never* Gets Old!
12> Endorsed by Ted...um, Danson
11> My First Lady's Richer Than His First Lady!
10> Elect Me and I Promise to Sign Up for "Extreme Celebrity
Makeovers"
9> Democrats Only Lie About Sex, Not WMDs
8> Raising the Bar to Knee-High
7> Look at It This Way: Kerry in '04, or Else It's Hillary in '08
6> Have I Mentioned That I'm a Vietnam Vet?
5> Hey, Florida, Get Your Shit Together This Time, Okay?
4> It's the *Hair*, Stupid!
3> Kerry: Pronouncing "Inaugural" and "Nuclear" Correctly Since
the Age of 6
2> Undefeated Versus Pretzels
and Topfive.com's Number 1 John
Kerry Campaign Slogan We'd Like to See...
1> Kerry On, My Wayward Country
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The Top 15 John Kerry Campaign Slogans We'd Like to See
15> For the Love of God, You Simply CANNOT Let Me Lose to
This Goober
14> Fighting for a Better-Coiffed America
13> Because Being Lectured to in a Monotone *Never* Gets Old!
12> Endorsed by Ted...um, Danson
11> My First Lady's Richer Than His First Lady!
10> Elect Me and I Promise to Sign Up for "Extreme Celebrity
Makeovers"
9> Democrats Only Lie About Sex, Not WMDs
8> Raising the Bar to Knee-High
7> Look at It This Way: Kerry in '04, or Else It's Hillary in '08
6> Have I Mentioned That I'm a Vietnam Vet?
5> Hey, Florida, Get Your Shit Together This Time, Okay?
4> It's the *Hair*, Stupid!
3> Kerry: Pronouncing "Inaugural" and "Nuclear" Correctly Since
the Age of 6
2> Undefeated Versus Pretzels
and Topfive.com's Number 1 John
Kerry Campaign Slogan We'd Like to See...
1> Kerry On, My Wayward Country
