The Storrny Issue

[Tommy Tainant]

Ive put this in conspiracies because of course trump did nothing wrong and its all a sick plot.
But this evil bitch feels emboldened to drag this saintly family man before the courts.
Obviously the Pres claims he never met the tart but she has made detailed claims about the size of his genitalia. Obviously we know the Prez is hung like a young stallion.
But will he be forced to expose himself to the jury in order to squash these conspiracy theories ?
Will the leader of the free world be forced to wave his cock in front of a jury ? Possibly a jury of maiden aunts. They would be quite unprepared to look at such an uncaged beast.
Or will they take him to a side room to flop it out ?
What happens when the Prez has to get his cock out ? Obviously maintaining the dignity of his office.

Stormy Daniels reveals plans to testify in Trump’s hush money trial

Mr Trump faces 34 charges of falsifying business records relating to the payments he made to Ms Daniels before the 2016 election

www.independent.co.uk

 

[rightwinger]

They made Michael Jackson drop his shorts

 

[playtime]

didn't bill clinton hafta show his slick willy?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

They made Michael Jackson drop his shorts

I fear this might affect him psychologically. The idea that this dignified old gentleman should be reduced to a freak show character is just too much.

I would hope that the jury avert their gaze but I suspect that the female members would be desperate for a peek.

 

[Tommy Tainant]

didn't bill clinton hafta show his slick willy?

Clinton was a bad man. The judge should just take trumps word of honour. Maybe on the bible.

 

[playtime]

stormy says donny is packing a mushroom.

 

[deannalw]

You people are deranged

 

[okfine]

didn't bill clinton hafta show his slick willy?

Monica gave a description of willies willy. She said it was bent on the end.

 

[BULLDOG]

Take a look at that belly. No way in hell can anyone make an accurate judgemnt with that big belly flopped over it.

 

[playtime]

Take a look at that belly. No way in hell can anyone make an accurate judgemnt with that big belly flopped over it.

i think that overly long tie he wears is him trying to compensate for his short comings.

 

[sparky]

Obviously we know the Prez is hung like a young stallion.

Yer just jealous cuz our world leader has a bigger d*ck than yers Tommy....~S~

 

[Kilroy2]

Well she is the Trump slayer

Its not over until the fat man sings "No Ma , No Mas"

if only Clinton could run for a third term then the election would be all about the Pervy Presidents

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

You people are deranged

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No worries. There will soon be a bunch of new facilities where they'll get nice rooms, soft beds, meals cooked for them and pretty nurses to bring them their meds. They'll never even have to think about working again.

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[sparky]

pretty nurses

I should be careful of what i wish for OPJQ......

~S~

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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We need a new sub-forum for threads like this that aren't even dignified enough to be called conspiracies.

deannalw, got any suggestions for what to call it?

I think the name of the forum should include something about third grade intellect, or some such thing.

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[playtime]

Yer just jealous cuz our world leader has a bigger d*ck than yers Tommy....~S~

 

[excalibur]

They made Michael Jackson drop his shorts

You sound all giddy.

 

[BULLDOG]

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We need a new sub-forum for threads like this that aren't even dignified enough to be called conspiracies.

deannalw, got any suggestions for what to call it?

I think the name of the forum should include something about third grade intellect, or some such thing.

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Third grade intellect? Call it the MAGA/cult forum.

 

[excalibur]

You people are deranged

Notice how leftoid men can't stop dreaming about Trump's nether region?

 

[Tommy Tainant]

Take a look at that belly. No way in hell can anyone make an accurate judgemnt with that big belly flopped over it.

Thats unkind. But it begs the question. Has Trump seen his own cock since the early 90s ?