Wow, you really did skip English grammar and punctuation. Even more amusing is that you seem to relish boasting about your ignorance. Well, whatever floats your boat!
Says the guy with only ad hominems instead of valid arguments.
How is this an "ad hominem" argument?
Argumentum ad hominem is a fallacy. You need a valid argument for rebuttal.
The English language, grammar and punctuation is NOT a valid argument? You really did skip grammar and punctuation in school, didn't you? But now you profess to be an authority on the English language? Really?
Yes, it is when you merely claim your unsubstantiated opinion without supporting it with a valid argument.
Where does it say you can ignore the first clause due to a comma?
Who is ignoring the first clause?
You're ignoring the purpose of the first clause and giving it some meaning that it does not have. Further ignoring the second clause. Your interpretation of the entire amendment requires you to resign weird meaning to each word.
My interpretation is quite plain and requires no twisted tortured interpretation.
A well-regulated militia, being necessary for the security of a free state.
The word "being" is a form of the verb "is." You know, am, is, are, was, were, be, being, been, become, feel, seem.
A well regulated militia
IS necessary for the security of a free state, therefore, the right of the people to keep and....etc.
in other words, to keep the states free, they need to be able to organize a militia in times of emergency. Because that militia is drawn from the entire population, and because of past practices of having private citizens bring their own arms to participate in a militia, we (the federal government) will not exercise authority over any aspect of private citizens keeping their private arms so that they can bear them at a time of need.
Simple. Practicable. Applicable. Does not require a tortured interpretation.
Why do you motherfuckers have to complicate the **** out of everything when you know history and you know good and goddamn well what the intent was?
Why don't you motherfuckers just ******* admit exactly what we have been saying? You want to deprive us of the right to keep and bear arms and you are trying to interpret the Constitution in a way so that you can.
Do you understand that anybody who does that is a traitor and an enemy of the United States and its people.?