The real cause and reason for attack of Sept. 11, 2001

[Stryder50]

In one of the many threads on the themes around recent attacks on Iran, we have a few posters who, like a dog with a bone, can't let go of their belief that "9/11" was a fake of sorts and staged by the Israelis (who else, of course), and then the spin sets in deeper as to it wasn't an airliner but a cruise missile, and the people on the planes didn't exist, or got squirreled away somewhere, etc.

So one of those type of posters is fairly consitent with his conspiracy theories, which unfortunately remain planted in "real" threads instead of here.

So the following post is my reply to this poster found in this thread,

The amazingly similar "list" of "reasons" why we are at war with Iran, and why we invaded Iraq in 2003 ​

... but better use would be for it here

 

[Stryder50]

Well, I wasn't supposed to reveal this, but too many have silly conspiracy theories like yours and seems it's time for the truth to come out.

The whole event you all call "9/11" was the fault of the ETs of Rigel.

Seems they were peeved your USA's FTC wouldn't grant them exclusive export rights on geoducks to the gourmet market of Tau Ceti.

So in a fit of rage, the Rigelians teleported the crew and passengers of those airplanes to their secret base on the far side of the Moon to become slave labor in their colony and mines.

Then they teleported some biologic robot drones onto those planes to simulate the hijackers and pilots, then crashed them into the buildings and ground.

This all has been kept secret for fear revelation would spark an interstellar war in this arm of the Galaxy.

However that war has started already and now we are focused in keeping the Alpha Centaurians from seizing this star-planet system for a base to serve their operations in this intra-galactic war.

We will need to keep this secret for a while so as not to tip off their agents operating on Earth that we are on to them and their schemes.

 

[JGalt]

In one of the many threads on the themes around recent attacks on Iran, we have a few posters who, like a dog with a bone, can't let go of their belief that "9/11" was a fake of sorts and staged by the Israelis (who else, of course), and then the spin sets in deeper as to it wasn't an airliner but a cruise missile, and the people on the planes didn't exist, or got squirreled away somewhere, etc.

So one of those type of posters is fairly consitent with his conspiracy theories, which unfortunately remain planted in "real" threads instead of here.

So the following post is my reply to this poster found in this thread,

The amazingly similar "list" of "reasons" why we are at war with Iran, and why we invaded Iraq in 2003​

... but better use would be for it here

"Rigelians"