The REAL 9/11 Conspiracy!

[Megan_Fad]

There are so many freaking conspiracy theories about 9/111 I get less of a head ache when I am menstruating than I do when I am trying to sort all these conspiracies out.

Instead of all these “truthers” throwing all these conspiracies at the rest of us and demanding that we debunk all of them at once, I say we set up a good old fashioned wrestling cage match, throw all them in the ring and let them go at it until one conspiracy story is left standing. Then they all have to agree that it is the specific conspiracy that they all believe happened, no matter how fucktard that conspiracy is.

I mean for the love of god people, how many of these are there going to be?

Allow me to offer up my own theory…

You see, “the government” needed a way to get rid of all the evidence of their past conspiracies, so they demolished the largest buildings in the country so they can dump all the evidence of past conspiracies in the ditch and build a new “world’s tallest building” over the ditch, thus ensuring it will be lost for all time.

If one were to dig up the foundation of the new WTC after it is finished, you would find:

Obama’s REAL birth certificate
George W. Bush’s REAL college transcripts
The Alien from Alien Autopsy
The Roswell UFO
The fake moon landing set
The gun that shot Kennedy
The official FEMA report of Hurricane Katrina
Everything from Area 51
The USS Eldridge
The crystals from Atlantis
Sasquatch DNA
El Chupacabra
Monica Lewinski’s birth control pills
Hillary Clinton’s penis
The REAL election results from 2004
Porno movie staring Anne Coulter and Hugo Chavez
Jimmy Hoffa
The Lindbergh baby
Hitler and Eva Braun
Several new “predictions” from Nostradamus

And several other items that I can’t remember…

So...now given this conspiracy theory, what do YOU think we will find in the conspiracy landfill under the new WTC?

 

[eots]

ya how about you don't confuse the issue of failure and cover up of the 9/11 commision with all your strawmen and educate yourself...I can guarantee you are ignorant of even the white house version of events nevermind the criticism and grave concerns of 9/11 commision members and NIST researchers...guaranteed

 

[Modbert]

For the record, they did find the remains of The Lindbergh baby.

And in 2009, CNN reported a story that showed a picture of a dead animal that many are calling El Chupacabra. So take that as you will.

 

[eots]

For the record, they did find the remains of The Lindbergh baby.

And in 2009, CNN reported a story that showed a picture of a dead animal that many are calling El Chupacabra. So take that as you will.

and the same goes for you..bobert...no question about it

 

[Megan_Fad]

ya how about you don't confuse the issue of failure and cover up of the 9/11 commision with all your strawmen and educate yourself...I can guarantee you are ignorant of even the white house version of events nevermind the criticism and grave concerns of 9/11 commision members and NIST researchers...guaranteed

Really? And exactly what leads you to believe that? Just because I don't agree with you does not make me ignorant (in fact some on this forum would say that not agreeing with you is a sign of intelligence). It also does not mean I am confusing the issue of failure and cover up (it just means I don’t buy into the story you have put forth).

By the way, how am I creating a straw man? There are already dozens of conflicting conspiracy stories out there. I really don't see how adding one more to the pile is any more of a straw man than what had already been established way before I ever got involved in a conversation about the event.

It is not my fault that the majority of conspiracy believers can't even agree with each other.

Now before you go throwing fallacies of logic into the mix here, you need to learn how think critically. In other words, realize that not agreeing with you only means that someone doesn’t agree with you. It does not mean they don’t understand or don’t know what you think the story is. It just means they disagree.

 

[DiveCon]

There are so many freaking conspiracy theories about 9/111 I get less of a head ache when I am menstruating than I do when I am trying to sort all these conspiracies out.

Instead of all these “truthers” throwing all these conspiracies at the rest of us and demanding that we debunk all of them at once, I say we set up a good old fashioned wrestling cage match, throw all them in the ring and let them go at it until one conspiracy story is left standing. Then they all have to agree that it is the specific conspiracy that they all believe happened, no matter how fucktard that conspiracy is.

I mean for the love of god people, how many of these are there going to be?

Allow me to offer up my own theory…

You see, “the government” needed a way to get rid of all the evidence of their past conspiracies, so they demolished the largest buildings in the country so they can dump all the evidence of past conspiracies in the ditch and build a new “world’s tallest building” over the ditch, thus ensuring it will be lost for all time.

If one were to dig up the foundation of the new WTC after it is finished, you would find:

Obama’s REAL birth certificate
George W. Bush’s REAL college transcripts
The Alien from Alien Autopsy
The Roswell UFO
The fake moon landing set
The gun that shot Kennedy
The official FEMA report of Hurricane Katrina
Everything from Area 51
The USS Eldridge
The crystals from Atlantis
Sasquatch DNA
El Chupacabra
Monica Lewinski’s birth control pills
Hillary Clinton’s penis
The REAL election results from 2004
Porno movie staring Anne Coulter and Hugo Chavez
Jimmy Hoffa
The Lindbergh baby
Hitler and Eva Braun
Several new “predictions” from Nostradamus

And several other items that I can’t remember…

So...now given this conspiracy theory, what do YOU think we will find in the conspiracy landfill under the new WTC?

dang, and i thought i had heard most of the conspiracy theories floating around
but you got some listed there i never heard of

 

[Megan_Fad]

For the record, they did find the remains of The Lindbergh baby.

And in 2009, CNN reported a story that showed a picture of a dead animal that many are calling El Chupacabra. So take that as you will.

Um...SOMEONE doesn't get it. What you are saying is only what "they" want you to believe.

I mean come on, "they" lied to you about 9/11, Kennedy and Katrina. It is only out of ignorance that you would believe "them" about anything else. Trust me, the Chupacabra and the baby are going to end up under the new tower. Unless you have been drinking the government’s kool-aid.

 

[Modbert]

Um...SOMEONE doesn't get it. What you are saying is only what "they" want you to believe.

I mean come on, "they" lied to you about 9/11, Kennedy and Katrina. It is only out of ignorance that you would believe "them" about anything else. Trust me, the Chupacabra and the baby are going to end up under the new tower. Unless you have been drinking the government’s kool-aid.

We have to drink the kool-aid though!

Otherwise:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ry-rTHOpgxE]YouTube - Kool Aid Killer[/ame]

 

[eots]

Really? And exactly what leads you to believe that? Just because I don't agree with you does not make me ignorant (in fact some on this forum would say that not agreeing with you is a sign of intelligence). It also does not mean I am confusing the issue of failure and cover up (it just means I don’t buy into the story you have put forth).

no...because it is apparent..

By the way, how am I creating a straw man? There are already dozens of conflicting conspiracy stories out there. I really don't see how adding one more to the pile is any more of a straw man than what had already been established way before I ever got involved in a conversation about the event.

It is not my fault that the majority of conspiracy believers can't even agree with each other.

the offical story is an unproven theory..and the majority of people that question 9/11 in a responsible and scientfic manner do indeed agree

Now before you go throwing fallacies of logic into the mix here, you need to learn how think critically. In other words, realize that not agreeing with you only means that someone doesn’t agree with you. It does not mean they don’t understand or don’t know what you think the story is. It just means they disagree

I understand that however it does not change the fact you are not well versed in even the bush/cheney story...never mind the majority opinions of 9/11 truth

 

[Si modo]

Perhaps the Illuminati's chapter composite will be found there, as well.

 

[Megan_Fad]

no...because it is apparent..

I understand that however it does not change the fact you are not well versed in even the bush/cheney story...never mind the majority opinions of 9/11 truth

Really? It is apperant? Show me where exactly in my post it is apperant? Show me exactly what I have said that shows I am not versed in the bush story?

No side stepping the issue, no babbling b.s., just explain what I have said here that shows how this is "apperant" other than the fact that you disagree with me.

 

[eots]

no...because it is apparent..I understand that however it does not change the fact you are not well versed in even the bush/cheney story...never mind the majority opinions of 9/11 truth

Really? It is apperant? Show me where exactly in my post it is apperant? Show me exactly what I have said that shows I am not versed in the bush story?

No side stepping the issue, no babbling b.s., just explain what I have said here that shows how this is "apperant" other than the fact that you disagree with me.

the most obnoxious one is linking the grave concerns of top level military researchers and program heads..9/11 commision members and NIST lead investigators with crystal from Atlantis and sasquatch DNA

 

[Megan_Fad]

no...because it is apparent..I understand that however it does not change the fact you are not well versed in even the bush/cheney story...never mind the majority opinions of 9/11 truth

Really? It is apperant? Show me where exactly in my post it is apperant? Show me exactly what I have said that shows I am not versed in the bush story?

No side stepping the issue, no babbling b.s., just explain what I have said here that shows how this is "apperant" other than the fact that you disagree with me.

the most obnoxious one is linking the grave concerns of top level military researchers and program heads..9/11 commision members and NIST lead investigators with crystal from Atlantis and sasquatch DNA

Yeah, I kind of knew that you didn't actually have a real explanation. If you actually took those specific two things seriously, then you deserve to suffer whatever irritation it is you feel about my post...and then some. With all the sarcasm and satire that goes on in this forum though, I would hope that you are smarter than that.

 

[LA RAM FAN]

There are so many freaking conspiracy theories about 9/111 I get less of a head ache when I am menstruating than I do when I am trying to sort all these conspiracies out.

Instead of all these “truthers” throwing all these conspiracies at the rest of us and demanding that we debunk all of them at once, I say we set up a good old fashioned wrestling cage match, throw all them in the ring and let them go at it until one conspiracy story is left standing. Then they all have to agree that it is the specific conspiracy that they all believe happened, no matter how fucktard that conspiracy is.

I mean for the love of god people, how many of these are there going to be?

Allow me to offer up my own theory…

You see, “the government” needed a way to get rid of all the evidence of their past conspiracies, so they demolished the largest buildings in the country so they can dump all the evidence of past conspiracies in the ditch and build a new “world’s tallest building” over the ditch, thus ensuring it will be lost for all time.

If one were to dig up the foundation of the new WTC after it is finished, you would find:

Obama’s REAL birth certificate
George W. Bush’s REAL college transcripts
The Alien from Alien Autopsy
The Roswell UFO
The fake moon landing set
The gun that shot Kennedy
The official FEMA report of Hurricane Katrina
Everything from Area 51
The USS Eldridge
The crystals from Atlantis
Sasquatch DNA
El Chupacabra
Monica Lewinski’s birth control pills
Hillary Clinton’s penis
The REAL election results from 2004
Porno movie staring Anne Coulter and Hugo Chavez
Jimmy Hoffa
The Lindbergh baby
Hitler and Eva Braun
Several new “predictions” from Nostradamus

And several other items that I can’t remember…

So...now given this conspiracy theory, what do YOU think we will find in the conspiracy landfill under the new WTC?

thats whats funny about this section is something like the kennedy assassination or waco or 9/11 where its been a proven fact that the government was behind those events,somehow those facts are considered conspiracy theories around here.
see it doesnt matter to many people around here that in the case of the kennedy assassination,the evidence is overwhleming that oswald could not have pulled the trigger and that there was a conspiracy and that through the freedom of information act,the ARRB discovered that future president Gerald Ford was secretly taping the sessions of the warren commission hearings and passing them on to J.Edgar Hoover and that his reward for participating in that coverup,was the presidency.

It doesnt matter to them that one of the members of the House select committe on assassinations who in the 70's even admitted the warren commission was wrong,that kennedy assassination was the result of a conspiracy and that one of the members,congressmen Gaston Fonzi resigned in disgust from that commission because of the fact that the committee ignored evidence of CIA involvement.He wrote a book about it called THE LAST INVESTIGATION talking about how two CIA men came forward and confesed they did it and asked the commission where they wanted to go with it when the investigation was winding down.They of course never pursued it.anything that led away from the mob they had no interest in.Fonzi documents that in his book.Thats something you'll never hear the mainstream media report of course.it doesnt matter to them that Hale Boggs a congressman on the warren commission,resigned in disgust from that commission cause they had no interest in pursuing the facts that there was a conspiracy.

Same with the 9/11 commission.Senator Max Clelland resigned in disgust from that commission for the same reason.The commission ignored facts and had no interest in pursuing evidence.It also doesnt matter to them that it has now been proven that explosives brought down those towers.Even NIST now admits that the towers fell at freefall speed which is IMPOSSIBLE if the towers collapsed due to fires.to accept the governments version,you got to believe that the laws of gravity and physics that scientists have gone by for hundreds of years,no longer apply anymore and that Sir Issac newton had no idea what he was talking about.

and with Waco,"Mr I never had sex with that woman Bill Clinton" is caught lying as he always does about Waco saying-We never fired a shot at the complex,they fired ay us but we never fired back.video footage shows a helicopter with a gunman firing onto the complex.He then lies again saying-We didnt start the fire.we had nothing to do with it.The davidians inside the complex accidenty started the fire themselves.the film footage CLEARLY shows a tank with a flame thrower mounted on top,shooting fire out of the muzzle onto the complex.NONE of this stuff matters to people here though.They just automatically like the sheep they are,accept the versions of the government.If THEY say it happened that way,then according to them,it did.

 

[Megan_Fad]

thats whats funny about this section is something like the kennedy assassination or waco or 9/11 where its been a proven fact that the government was behind those events,somehow those facts are considered conspiracy theories around here.
see it doesnt matter to many people around here that in the case of the kennedy assassination,the evidence is overwhleming that oswald could not have pulled the trigger and that there was a conspiracy and that through the freedom of information act,the ARRB discovered that future president Gerald Ford was secretly taping the sessions of the warren commission hearings and passing them on to J.Edgar Hoover and that his reward for participating in that coverup,was the presidency.

It doesnt matter to them that one of the members of the House select committe on assassinations who in the 70's even admitted the warren commission was wrong,that kennedy assassination was the result of a conspiracy and that one of the members,congressmen Gaston Fonzi resigned in disgust from that commission because of the fact that the committee ignored evidence of CIA involvement.He wrote a book about it called THE LAST INVESTIGATION talking about how two CIA men came forward and confesed they did it and asked the commission where they wanted to go with it when the investigation was winding down.They of course never pursued it.anything that led away from the mob they had no interest in.Fonzi documents that in his book.Thats something you'll never hear the mainstream media report of course.it doesnt matter to them that Hale Boggs a congressman on the warren commission,resigned in disgust from that commission cause they had no interest in pursuing the facts that there was a conspiracy.

Same with the 9/11 commission.Senator Max Clelland resigned in disgust from that commission for the same reason.The commission ignored facts and had no interest in pursuing evidence.It also doesnt matter to them that it has now been proven that explosives brought down those towers.Even NIST now admits that the towers fell at freefall speed which is IMPOSSIBLE if the towers collapsed due to fires.to accept the governments version,you got to believe that the laws of gravity and physics that scientists have gone by for hundreds of years,no longer apply anymore and that Sir Issac newton had no idea what he was talking about.

and with Waco,"Mr I never had sex with that woman Bill Clinton" is caught lying as he always does about Waco saying-We never fired a shot at the complex,they fired ay us but we never fired back.video footage shows a helicopter with a gunman firing onto the complex.He then lies again saying-We didnt start the fire.we had nothing to do with it.The davidians inside the complex accidenty started the fire themselves.the film footage CLEARLY shows a tank with a flame thrower mounted on top,shooting fire out of the muzzle onto the complex.NONE of this stuff matters to people here though.They just automatically like the sheep they are,accept the versions of the government.If THEY say it happened that way,then according to them,it did.

Wait a minute, I am trying to find where Waco was mentioned in my post...maybe if I keep reading it over and over I will eventually be able to find the anagram that translates into it...

 

[eots]

thats whats funny about this section is something like the kennedy assassination or waco or 9/11 where its been a proven fact that the government was behind those events,somehow those facts are considered conspiracy theories around here.
see it doesnt matter to many people around here that in the case of the kennedy assassination,the evidence is overwhleming that oswald could not have pulled the trigger and that there was a conspiracy and that through the freedom of information act,the ARRB discovered that future president Gerald Ford was secretly taping the sessions of the warren commission hearings and passing them on to J.Edgar Hoover and that his reward for participating in that coverup,was the presidency.

It doesnt matter to them that one of the members of the House select committe on assassinations who in the 70's even admitted the warren commission was wrong,that kennedy assassination was the result of a conspiracy and that one of the members,congressmen Gaston Fonzi resigned in disgust from that commission because of the fact that the committee ignored evidence of CIA involvement.He wrote a book about it called THE LAST INVESTIGATION talking about how two CIA men came forward and confesed they did it and asked the commission where they wanted to go with it when the investigation was winding down.They of course never pursued it.anything that led away from the mob they had no interest in.Fonzi documents that in his book.Thats something you'll never hear the mainstream media report of course.it doesnt matter to them that Hale Boggs a congressman on the warren commission,resigned in disgust from that commission cause they had no interest in pursuing the facts that there was a conspiracy.

Same with the 9/11 commission.Senator Max Clelland resigned in disgust from that commission for the same reason.The commission ignored facts and had no interest in pursuing evidence.It also doesnt matter to them that it has now been proven that explosives brought down those towers.Even NIST now admits that the towers fell at freefall speed which is IMPOSSIBLE if the towers collapsed due to fires.to accept the governments version,you got to believe that the laws of gravity and physics that scientists have gone by for hundreds of years,no longer apply anymore and that Sir Issac newton had no idea what he was talking about.

and with Waco,"Mr I never had sex with that woman Bill Clinton" is caught lying as he always does about Waco saying-We never fired a shot at the complex,they fired ay us but we never fired back.video footage shows a helicopter with a gunman firing onto the complex.He then lies again saying-We didnt start the fire.we had nothing to do with it.The davidians inside the complex accidenty started the fire themselves.the film footage CLEARLY shows a tank with a flame thrower mounted on top,shooting fire out of the muzzle onto the complex.NONE of this stuff matters to people here though.They just automatically like the sheep they are,accept the versions of the government.If THEY say it happened that way,then according to them,it did.

Wait a minute, I am trying to find where Waco was mentioned in my post...maybe if I keep reading it over and over I will eventually be able to find the anagram that translates into it...

your total knowledge of the events of 9/11 comes from 30 sec sound bites and maybe popular mechanics at best...don't pretend

 

[Megan_Fad]

thats whats funny about this section is something like the kennedy assassination or waco or 9/11 where its been a proven fact that the government was behind those events,somehow those facts are considered conspiracy theories around here.
see it doesnt matter to many people around here that in the case of the kennedy assassination,the evidence is overwhleming that oswald could not have pulled the trigger and that there was a conspiracy and that through the freedom of information act,the ARRB discovered that future president Gerald Ford was secretly taping the sessions of the warren commission hearings and passing them on to J.Edgar Hoover and that his reward for participating in that coverup,was the presidency.

It doesnt matter to them that one of the members of the House select committe on assassinations who in the 70's even admitted the warren commission was wrong,that kennedy assassination was the result of a conspiracy and that one of the members,congressmen Gaston Fonzi resigned in disgust from that commission because of the fact that the committee ignored evidence of CIA involvement.He wrote a book about it called THE LAST INVESTIGATION talking about how two CIA men came forward and confesed they did it and asked the commission where they wanted to go with it when the investigation was winding down.They of course never pursued it.anything that led away from the mob they had no interest in.Fonzi documents that in his book.Thats something you'll never hear the mainstream media report of course.it doesnt matter to them that Hale Boggs a congressman on the warren commission,resigned in disgust from that commission cause they had no interest in pursuing the facts that there was a conspiracy.

Same with the 9/11 commission.Senator Max Clelland resigned in disgust from that commission for the same reason.The commission ignored facts and had no interest in pursuing evidence.It also doesnt matter to them that it has now been proven that explosives brought down those towers.Even NIST now admits that the towers fell at freefall speed which is IMPOSSIBLE if the towers collapsed due to fires.to accept the governments version,you got to believe that the laws of gravity and physics that scientists have gone by for hundreds of years,no longer apply anymore and that Sir Issac newton had no idea what he was talking about.

and with Waco,"Mr I never had sex with that woman Bill Clinton" is caught lying as he always does about Waco saying-We never fired a shot at the complex,they fired ay us but we never fired back.video footage shows a helicopter with a gunman firing onto the complex.He then lies again saying-We didnt start the fire.we had nothing to do with it.The davidians inside the complex accidenty started the fire themselves.the film footage CLEARLY shows a tank with a flame thrower mounted on top,shooting fire out of the muzzle onto the complex.NONE of this stuff matters to people here though.They just automatically like the sheep they are,accept the versions of the government.If THEY say it happened that way,then according to them,it did.

Wait a minute, I am trying to find where Waco was mentioned in my post...maybe if I keep reading it over and over I will eventually be able to find the anagram that translates into it...

your total knowledge of the events of 9/11 comes from 30 sec sound bites and maybe popular mechanics at best...don't pretend

What does that have to do with me trying to find my mention of Waco in my original post?

Wait, is this a prank, are you trying to punk me? Is Ashton Kutcher hiding somewhere on the board? He has to be...surly you can't get anyting about Popular Mechanics from someone saying they were trying to find a quote in their own post...unless you are smoking something REALLY good....

 

[Thinman]

Excellent post Megan.

Unfortunately, humor is lost on some conspiracy theorists.

 

[LA RAM FAN]

Excellent post Megan.

Unfortunately, humor is lost on some conspiracy theorists.

like the conspiracy THEORISTS who believe the official 9/11 conspiracy THEORY that Muslims and Bin Laden were behind the 9/11 attacks?

 

[Megan_Fad]

Excellent post Megan.

Unfortunately, humor is lost on some conspiracy theorists.

That is ok, I just think someone here is trying to make up for having a small reproductive organ...I won't mention any names though....*********EOTS********

I mean wow...one small post that he doesn't agree with and the personal attacks start rolling...

what an egotistical twit...has to be a small organ problem...