You are referring to Classical liberalism, which is what most liberals today in the US are not.
No Dummy. I'm not referring to the Right's newest History Revision Buzzword. I'm talking about the actual definition of Liberalism.
Liberalism | Define Liberalism at Dictionary.com
Argue with the dictionary if you want, but you just got your first lesson. Let's move on to lesson two, shall we?
Ha ha ha ha. Horseshit. Conservatives today are the Conservatives of yesterday and beyond. They believe in maintaining the status quo, in "Conserving" the "traditions" of the past. In other words, to stand in the way of progress.
Lesson #2-Handled.
What property are you talking about? Your money? Congress has the ability to tax people as penalties, as Conservative Justice Roberts said so in his landmark opinion. Your freedom comes in the form of choosing whether you'll free load off of the other tax payers or pay your own way. Free loading comes with a penalty. There are also going to be many tax credits to keep you from paying the penalty.
Lesson #3? Complete.
Who exactly do they discriminate against? Working people? Really? That's your argument. That giving assistance to those in need discriminates against those who do have income and don't need assistance? Boy, you're really ******* stupid, aren't you?
Lesson #4-In the books.
You're obviously white. Your family tree can be traced back generations, probably centuries if you have the means. Black people in this country? They cannot. They've been robbed of a history, you ignorant ****. Of course they're allowed to still be angry. They very likely have grandparents or great-great grandparents that remember Jim Crow and share cropping. **** your righteous white indignation, buddy. The fact is that being white in this country IS still an advantage. To deny it is to live inside one's own asshole.
Native Americans? Again, it wasn't that long ago we were wiping them the **** out systematically. We committed genocide, **********. And we should be reminded every chance they get that we did it. Just like we should remind Germans that it wasn't that long ago that they were a party to massive genocide. Reminding doesn't mean you have to punish, but you can't rob a wronged people of their indignation.
Well, you can, but you're an insensitive prick.
Lesson #5: Complete.
Empty rhetoric.
Lesson #6: Boo-yah.
Yes. Let's go back to the days when kids used to get the living **** beat out of each other. Are you also going to advocate for lynch mobs since they save tax payer money and discourage anarchy among black people?
Lesson #7: All upside your head.
Dummy. No one believes ALL whites hate blacks or vice-versa. If you don't want to be called a racist, don't say racist shit. It's that simple
Lesson #8 and feelin' great.
Uhh. Well, if you don't want to be called a sexist, stop trying to tell women what to do with their bodies. You know, simple shit like that goes a long way, Dumbass.
Lesson #9 and feelin' fine.
Oh Jesus Christ. First, it wasn't a mosque. Secondly, it wasn't all adherents of that religion. If we went that far we'd ban all Christianity thanks to the KKK and the OK City Bombers. There's no war on Christmas. Go to any mall and you hear Christmas songs. People do nativity scenes and shit. You're seriously like 75 years old, huh?
Lesson 10 we'll do it again.
Show me where in the ACA bill it dictates arrest and jail time.
Lesson 11 and it's like we're in Heaven.
Liberals say education should be as cheap and available as it can be, because that's when it's done right. Privatizing everything is what Conservatives answer for everything. But I really don't want my children's educational experience and quality to be dictated by corporate cutbacks and layoffs and profit margins. Fucktard.
Lesson 12-Man you suck at life.
No we don't, idiot. We say that we should find new fuel sources so we don't depend on fossil fuels that have a negative impact on the environment. Dummy.
Lesson 13-Goddamn you are a ******* fool.
No we don't. See above, dipshit. Conservatives want to have the "right" to Rape the Earth because anything else is too inconvenient or doesn't have enough profit in it.
Lesson 14: And boom goes the dynamite.
No. Liberals say that beverages that have much soda in them are very harmful if imbibed in mass quantities over time. We say that because we actually like scientists and listen to them.
Lesson 15: Which is also your IQ.
Again, just empty rhetoric. Liberals say you as a parent should be educated as to what you're putting in your kids bodies and that the government shouldn't subsidize companies and products that are mostly empty calories and fat.
Lesson 16-Stupid dumb **** getting taken to school.
No. Your highly-vaunted Founding Fathers said that.
Lesson 17-That one probably stung. A lot.
No. Liberals think you should be considerate of other people's feelings, but if you choose not to, you're going to be called a prick, asshole or Conservative.
Lessn 18, this has been exhausting, but worth it.
Words with no meaning is fun: Parblizgowoo! Schmingy! Fharaxcaxc!
Lesson 19: SCHMNINGY!
You know nothing of our movement's real goals, as evidenced by this tripe I've just surgically dissected.
Lesson 20-You're an idiot.
So, in an effort to make you fee more comfortable facing the truth of your philosophy, Seig heil Derpiepoo.
And...scene.
Thanks for that. It was fun proving what a ******* sycophant and ignorant buffoon you are point-by-point.
