The New Pro-Choice Version of "It's a Wonderful Life"

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We all know the story, so there is no point in recounting the details leading up to Clarence entering the scene and saving George Bailey from drowning. Up to that point, even though our revised version takes place today instead of 1947, Frank Capra's film would remain essentially the same as the modern day pro-choice version. In our new film George was born in 1974, a year after Roe versus Wade. Clarence shows George what life would be like if George's mother had been a freer, more liberated woman than Capra had depicted her. A few months before George's actual birth she exercises her newly discovered right to "bodily autonomy" and hires a doctor to suction George's brains out of his head. The gruesome procedure is shown on the screen to ensure an R rating for violence, and thus higher viewership.

After witnessing what Clarence showed him of his mother's actions, George sighs and expresses admiration for her heroic efforts to kill him before he ever got the opportunity to enter the world as she did. He tells Clarence to go ahead and grant him his previous wish that he had never been born, since now that he understands the importance of furthering progressive ideas, he is pleased to have been sacrificed on the altar of a "family planning" table.

The film ends at this point, as we have our heroic protagonist. It is not George after all, but rather his Mom and the doctor who sucked out his brains.

And poor Uncle Billy goes to prison.
 

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We all know the story, so there is no point in recounting the details leading up to Clarence entering the scene and saving George Bailey from drowning. Up to that point, even though our revised version takes place today instead of 1947, Frank Capra's film would remain essentially the same as the modern day pro-choice version. In our new film George was born in 1974, a year after Roe versus Wade. Clarence shows George what life would be like if George's mother had been a freer, more liberated woman than Capra had depicted her. A few months before George's actual birth she exercises her newly discovered right to "bodily autonomy" and hires a doctor to suction George's brains out of his head. The gruesome procedure is shown on the screen to ensure an R rating for violence, and thus higher viewership.

After witnessing what Clarence showed him of his mother's actions, George sighs and expresses admiration for her heroic efforts to kill him before he ever got the opportunity to enter the world as she did. He tells Clarence to go ahead and grant him his previous wish that he had never been born, since now that he understands the importance of furthering progressive ideas, he is pleased to have been sacrificed on the altar of a "family planning" table.

The film ends at this point, as we have our heroic protagonist. It is not George after all, but rather his Mom and the doctor who sucked out his brains.

And poor Uncle Billy goes to prison.
And the Dark Winter is born under Pottersville....
 

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Right wingers are never less amusing as when they are trying to be funny.
 

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Right wingers are never less amusing as when they are trying to be funny.
A prog slave, cannot stand SARCASM on their progressive gods, this insults them to the max. Now bow down and grovel to your prog masters....
 

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Right wingers are never less amusing as when they are trying to be funny.
A prog slave, cannot stand SARCASM on their progressive gods, this insults them to the max. Now bow down and grovel to your prog masters....
Fuck these bed wetters. I just think it's too bad they all were not aborted themselves.

In Occutard's case there would be no brain to suck out though.


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Right wingers are never less amusing as when they are trying to be funny.
Kind of like Leftwingers who align more jobs and prosperity with higher taxes and increased regulation.
 

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For real? There is a new movie about the old one with that stuff?

omg. I'm so glad I have netflix and prime. TV sucks now.
 

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