The Mindless Thread

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I'm not sure if show business is for me. Shoveling up Elephant Dung
in the Center Arena has its draw card. It's the clothes and the filth!

 

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Stress is a free subscription I can't cancel! I'm very attentive to details.

 

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Is adulthood like folding a fitted bed sheet? Nobody knows how!
I'm not a morning person, I'm not sure if I'm a Midafternoon person!

 

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I'm not a control freak but I can teach you how to do it right to be one!

you don't need anger management; you need to tell people to stop sissing you off!

 

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That’s when I knew what I was going to be.
The Kentucky Bourbon Taster-Tester.
I’m Toast on weekends. Rest of the week I’m absent, ---- faced.
I have an easy-going way, about ---- faced!

 

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I'm rushing to get to work on the i-12. On my right I see a woman
with her face up close to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
She swerves halfway over in my lane still working on that makeup!!
It startles me so I drop my electric shaver, which, knocks the bacon roll
out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the
car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocks my cellphone
off my shoulder, falls into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash
and burn me, I scream, drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruins my shirt
and disconnects an important call.

My car crosses between the lanes and stops resting on the cable barrier.
An 18 wheeler then swipes the cable with its side fuel tank, explodes and
causes a multi car catastrophic closing the I-State for many hours. I'm now
sitting handcuffed in a squad wishing I could call an Attorney! Dang that

Woman driver !

 

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My CO2 Recovery delivery truck.

 

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Someone said, "Will you just relax!"

 

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An Alien asks for a Passport and Visa to Belgium
“But aren’t you fine in your Country?” - asks the Official. Him, “really, I can’t complain.”

“So, maybe you don’t like your work there?” Him, “really, I can’t complain.”
“Maybe it is the life there that you don’t like?” Him, “really, I can’t complain.”

“Then it is the Economics that doesn’t satisfy you?” Him, “really, I can’t complain.”
“But now I’m confused. Excuse me but why do you want to go to Belgium?” - asks the official?

“BECAUSE THERE I CAN FINALLY COMPLAIN !”

 

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The 1st day of fishing season has opened for you!

 

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An Alien asks for a Passport and Visa to Belgium
“But aren’t you fine in your Country?” - asks the Official. Him, “really, I can’t complain.”

“So, maybe you don’t like your work there?” Him, “really, I can’t complain.”
“Maybe it is the life there that you don’t like?” Him, “really, I can’t complain.”

“Then it is the Economics that doesn’t satisfy you?” Him, “really, I can’t complain.”
“But now I’m confused. Excuse me but why do you want to go to Belgium?” - asks the official?

“BECAUSE THERE I CAN FINALLY exercise a right to COMPLAIN !”

 

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'Come on Back to me' by Randy Meisner on youtube

 

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