As soon as I can find a female vocalist, we'll record our new parody song for the warmers:
"You're so vain"
You started the fear party, with your predictions of a new ice age
Your fear strategically fit to target us
But science, it was not
You had one eye on the data as, your predictions came to naught
And Mother Earth she just kept on a turning,
kept on a turning and...
You're so vain, you think that climate change is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think the climate's about you
Don't you? Don't You?
You fooled us a hundred years ago when we were still quite naive
When you said that the rain would follow the plow
That the deserts could live and breathe
So we went out west to plant our crops, but the rain it stayed back east
We brought our plows but the clouds didn't follow,
clouds didn't follow and...
You're so vain, you probably think the climate's about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think the climate's about you
Don't you? Don't You? Don't You?
I have some dreams but I don't call them science,
don't call them science, and...
You're so vain, you think that climate change is about you
You're so vain, I'll bet you think the climate's about you
Don't you? Don't You?
Well you fueled up all of your private jets, for a trip to Copenhagen,
You act like we never saw the emails,
with your attempts to 'hide the decline'
Yer on the wrong side of history all the time,
trying to control our life!
Don't even bother flying back home to tax us,
back home to tax us and...
You're insane, you made the data say it's about you
You're so vain, you thought that climate change was about you.
Don't lie! Don't lie! Don't lie!
You're so vain, you probably think the climate's about you
You're so vain, you probably think the climate's about you