Shattered said:
gives her a Kleenex and she blows her nose
"there, there" he says... "don't cry, we'll go to the pet store tomorrow and get you another hunky billionaire!!!!!"
Which reminds me of a joke.....
One day, an old lady and her faithful cat were walking along the beach when they come across Aladdin's Lamp!!!!
The old lady rubs the lamp and out pops a genie!!!!!
The genie grants her three wishes...
Her first wish... "I want to be young and beautiful again!" And KAZAAM!!! She's young and beautiful!!!!! Even moreso than before!!!!
Her second wish... "I want to be rich!" And KAZAAAM!!!! She's the richest person on the planet!!!
And her third and final wish... "I wish that my cat, who has always been my faithful companion, would be turned into a handsome, dashing (and straight) young man!" and KAZAAM!!! Her cat is turned into a handsome young man who looks like something out of a Harlequin Romance Novel...
She looks in his eyes....
He looks in hers.....
He takes her in his arms.....
She waits for the magic moment.....
He whispers in her ear.....
"NOW aren't you sorry you had me fixed?"
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
