The last person to post in this thread WINS!!

[JOKER96BRAVO]

what if they don't have hands? how will they read the braile?

with their nose???
ahhh you guys are making me be evil...
Stop, before we get thrashed...

 

[manu1959]

with their nose???
ahhh you guys are making me be evil...
Stop, before we get thrashed...

no way this is serious, how will the litlle deaf dumb and blind double amputee paralized little kids do the wave.....that's it ... no one can do the wave anymore ...

 

[Mr. P]

That's loud!! Deaf an dumb..huh..
I can hear a gnat fart at 100 yards and I
can hear them arms wave too!..Ya'll just wanna keep me from my nap, don't cha?
Now quite down!!

PS..don't tell the wife bout my excellant hearing..I want to continue the selective
hearing plan, I like it that way.

 

[no1tovote4]

no way this is serious, how will the litlle deaf dumb and blind double amputee paralized little kids do the wave.....that's it ... no one can do the wave anymore ...

In order to make it all equal, we will all have to wear blindfolds, earplugs, and tie our arms and legs to a wheelchair from now on!

 

[manu1959]

That's loud!! Deaf an dumb..huh..
I can hear a gnat fart at 100 yards and I
can hear them arms wave too!..Ya'll just wanna keep me from my nap, don't cha?
Now quite down!!

PS..don't tell the wife bout my excellant hearing..I want to continue the selective
hearing plan, I like it that way.

a man comes home from work plops down in his chair and says."honey please bring me a beer it is about to start." she brings him a beer and says " her you honey, tough day at work?" ....he grunts...and cracks the beer


ten minutes later: "honey please bring me a beer it is about to start."

she sighs and brings him another beer


ten minutes later: "honey please bring me a beer it is about to start."

she storms out of the kitchen rating and raving about waht a lazy, no good, hard drink sonof .....

he sighs and mutters to himself............its started

 

[Mr. P]

a man comes home from work plops down in his chair and says."honey please bring me a beer it is about to start." she brings him a beer and says " her you honey, tough day at work?" ....he grunts...and cracks the beer


ten minutes later: "honey please bring me a beer it is about to start."

she sighs and brings him another beer


ten minutes later: "honey please bring me a beer it is about to start."

she storms out of the kitchen rating and raving about waht a lazy, no good, hard drink sonof .....

he sighs and mutters to himself............its started

Mine is voice activated too.

 

[manu1959]

Mine is voice activated too.

i keep pointing the remote at her and pressing mute but nothing happens

 

[no1tovote4]

i keep pointing the remote at her and pressing mute but nothing happens

It doesn't work on my kids any more than the wife....

 

[Mr. P]

This is dangerous territory guys. Only the most experienced
married guys should even consider this.

1. You switch on the voice filter.
2. You switch on the auto grunt.
3. Set the BIG problem detector.


Now, #1 and #2 no problem. BUT if #3 detects..."What do you think about that",
you could be in BIG trouble. If you say, "Whatever you think, Dear" you may have just agreed to
an entire new Living room, a new car, or Gawd knows what else! So, never say that...here's what ya do...
Get up and say, "Well, I'll think about it while I do the yard work" then get the hell out of the house
before she reminds you it's winter...Hide in the garage and find something that MUST be done right now,
something she knows nothing about..Then you can claim that you were so involved with not getting hurt
while working you forgot what she said...Hey it works. Most of the time.

 

[manu1959]

This is dangerous territory guys. Only the most experienced
married guys should even consider this.

1. You switch on the voice filter.
2. You switch on the auto grunt.
3. Set the BIG problem detector.


Now, #1 and #2 no problem. BUT if #3 detects..."What do you think about that",
you could be in BIG trouble. If you say, "Whatever you think, Dear" you may have just agreed to
an entire new Living room, a new car, or Gawd knows what else! So, never say that...here's what ya do...
Get up and say, "Well, I'll think about it while I do the yard work" then get the hell out of the house
before she reminds you it's winter...Hide in the garage and find something that MUST be done right now,
something she knows nothing about..Then you can claim that you were so involved with not getting hurt
while working you forgot what she said...Hey it works. Most of the time.

the garden and the garage....pretty much all i have left

 

[Mr. P]

the garden and the garage....pretty much all i have left

Well, you're not alone, it's a BIG club!

 

[manu1959]

Well, you're not alone, it's a BIG club!

i used to have a studio in a separate building away from the house....kids play room and her office now

 

[Mr. P]

i used to have a studio in a separate building away from the house....kids play room and her office now

I still have 'my' closet!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I have my man-cave (garage)
equiped with a card table, an electronic dart board,
a beer fridge, and tools...lots and lots of tools.

 

[dmp]

getting closer.

 

[no1tovote4]

I have my man-cave (garage)
equiped with a card table, an electronic dart board,
a beer fridge, and tools...lots and lots of tools.

I have a barn. I have yet to equip it with a fridge but it is in the plans. The tack shed has a couch, etc. It can be very comfortable and quiet in there.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I have a barn. I have yet to equip it with a fridge but it is in the plans. The tack shed has a couch, etc. It can be very comfortable and quiet in there.

Sounds like you have room for a pool table...

 

[no1tovote4]

Sounds like you have room for a pool table...

Gotta get me one of those too.

 

[manu1959]

how about an indoor trampoline like the man show?

 

[no1tovote4]

how about an indoor trampoline like the man show?

I don't think I have quite enough ceiling room for that.