The last person to post in this thread WINS!!

[Shattered]

i still love you

Least somebody does. Thank you.

 

[manu1959]

Least somebody does. Thank you.

what is new an exciting in the great white north?

 

[Shattered]

A single degree, with -45 windchills. But no snow, thankfully.

 

[manu1959]

A single degree, with -45 windchills. But no snow, thankfully.

sounds like an indoor with a fire and a book day...

 

[Shattered]

Haven't had the fireplace built yet - still working on the design.. But hopefully by next Christmas.. I just want to be able to hang stockings from it.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Haven't had the fireplace built yet - still working on the design.. But hopefully by next Christmas.. I just want to be able to hang stockings from it.

Glad your back sweet cheeks...
Don't scare me like that

 

[Shattered]

I'm too stubborn.. but at that point, I was furious and hurt.. *shrug* Sorry..

 

[dmp]

Both my cats' breath smell like catfood.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Both my cats' breath smell like catfood.

Why does puppy breath smell like ass warmed over???

 

[Shattered]

Why does puppy breath smell like ass warmed over???

How did you come to learn to identify the smell of "ass warmed over"?

 

[dmp]

How did you come to learn to identify the smell of "ass warmed over"?

be.all.that.you.can.be...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

be.all.that.you.can.be...

EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[freeandfun1]

Why does puppy breath smell like ass warmed over???

why does a dog lick his balls??????????

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

why does a dog lick his balls??????????

Hey, I probably would if I could....

 

[no1tovote4]

'lo.

 

[dmp]

Hey, I probably would if I could....

You'd lick a dogs balls?


Two guys were walking down the street. They came upon a dog 'cleaning' himself.

first guy says "Boy, I wish I Could do that..."

2nd guy replies "Fine, but don't you think you should at least PET him, first??"

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

You'd lick a dogs balls?


Two guys were walking down the street. They came upon a dog 'cleaning' himself.

first guy says "Boy, I wish I Could do that..."

2nd guy replies "Fine, but don't you think you should at least PET him, first??"

I know you couldn't resist....
But you know what I mean, I'd lick MY own balls if I could.

 

[dmp]

I know you couldn't resist....
But you know what I mean, I'd lick MY own balls if I could.

lol! That is EXCELLENT signature material

To that end, if you had a clone, would you have sex with him? It wouldn't be homosexual - it's be masturbation, right?

 

[freeandfun1]

lol! That is EXCELLENT signature material

To that end, if you had a clone, would you have sex with him? It wouldn't be homosexual - it's be masturbation, right?

ewwwwwwwwww.... I guess it would be though....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

ewwwwwwwwww.... I guess it would be though....

and it wouldn't be cheating.....CAUSE IT'S YOUR CLONE!!!
(for those who don't get it: Revised from the movie road trip
where the kid talks about the dog licking peanut butter off his balls and it's
not cheating cause it's your dog...) You just have to see the movie.