The last person to post in this thread WINS!!

[Mr. P]

The man married Lysistrata?

I have no idea who that is.

 

[Shattered]

Hrm. I need to find a new way to work.. Seems it's chosen to snow in my front yard, but not my back..and I have to go down a hill that's almost a 45 degree drop. Not fun,

 

[UsaPride]

Oh goodness, shattered, be careful!!

We actually had snow last night. I couldn't believe it. HUGE snowflakes, and the mess was sticking!! Yuck!
Not sure if it's still out there, I'm scared to look, LOL!

 

[no1tovote4]

I have no idea who that is.

Lysistrata is a play by Aristophanes.

Long story short. Women didn't like the way men were running things, they all got together with the leadership of Lysistrata to deny them sex until they got into line with the "right" thinking of the women.

Here is the online text of the play:

http://eserver.org/drama/aristophanes/lysistrata.txt

 

[Shattered]

This is that powder fine (read: COLD) crunchy crap..

 

[Mr. P]

Hrm. I need to find a new way to work.. Seems it's chosen to snow in my front yard, but not my back..and I have to go down a hill that's almost a 45 degree drop. Not fun,

Who was it stomping around wanting snow just a week or so ago?

 

[dilloduck]

Who was it stomping around wanting snow just a week or so ago?

hey-that was a week ago-----she's changed her mind 8456973573 times since then

 

[Shattered]

Who was it stomping around wanting snow just a week or so ago?

Shush. That was a week ago. Now I only want it on Christmas Day.

We are female, thus prone to changing out mind on a whim, and there's nothing you can do about it. :kiss2:

 

[UsaPride]

This is that powder fine (read: COLD) crunchy crap..

Ewwwwwwwww!! My bones hurt just reading that!!

 

[Shattered]

hey-that was a week ago-----she's changed her mind 8456973573 times since then

See?? The Duck's got it; why not you?

 

[no1tovote4]

This is that powder fine (read: COLD) crunchy crap..

Mmmmmmmmmm.... Snot-Freezing weather!

 

[Mr. P]

Lysistrata is a play by Aristophanes.

Long story short. Women didn't like the way men were running things, they all got together with the leadership of Lysistrata to deny them sex until they got into line with the "right" thinking of the women.

Here is the online text of the play:

http://eserver.org/drama/aristophanes/lysistrata.txt

I think every female has and extra part in their brain called "NO". With lil subparts called "Not tonight", "headache", "I'm pissed" "I feel fat" etc..

 

[dilloduck]

I think every female has and extra part in their brain called "NO". With lil subparts called "Not tonight", "headache", "I'm pissed" "I feel fat" etc..

Damn Mr. P----don't touch that part and run away quickly !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shattered]

I think every female has and extra part in their brain called "NO". With lil subparts called "Not tonight", "headache", "I'm pissed" "I feel fat" etc..

Funny now no matter which subpart comes in to play, they all mean you're not gettin any.

 

[UsaPride]

I think every female has and extra part in their brain called "NO". With lil subparts called "Not tonight", "headache", "I'm pissed" "I feel fat" etc..

I didn't get that part!!

(Well, except the headaches, but they're real, LOL!! )

 

[Mr. P]

See?? The Duck's got it; why not you?

Well, I was going to say...8456973574 times... Dillo was off buy 1.
But whos countin?

 

[CSM]

I am still convinced that if it were not for women, men would still be living in caves, eating raw meat and only moving when the cave became so full of garbage as to become unliveable even for a man. Thanks to women nagging men unbearabley, men have advanced technologically. What I wnat to know is why the heck women thought growing grass in front of your cave was a good idea.

 

[Shattered]

I am still convinced that if it were not for women, men would still be living in caves, eating raw meat and only moving when the cave became so full of garbage as to become unliveable even for a man. Thanks to women nagging men unbearabley, men have advanced technologically. What I wnat to know is why the heck women thought growing grass in front of your cave was a good idea.

Exercise, m'dear. In some cases, cutting the grass is the only exercise men get, other than Olympic Remote Flipping.

 

[Mr. P]

Funny now no matter which subpart comes in to play, they all mean you're not gettin any.

Mr. P takes his wife a bottle of aspirin and a glass of water...Places them on her nite stand.
Mrs. P says.."what's that for, I don't have a headache"...To which Mr. P replies, "AHHHHH HuHHHHH"!

 

[CSM]

Exercise, m'dear. In some cases, cutting the grass is the only exercise men get, other than Olympic Remote Flipping.

Good point. See? women know everything...all you have to do is ask!