The last person to post in this thread WINS!!

[Mr. P]

Biteth me, Puppykins.

I'm a good, and nice girl, and you know it.

Yea..I know. Just teasin ya.

 

[Shattered]

Yea..I know. Just teasin ya.

ZING!

 

[Mr. P]

ZING!

That felt nice..want me to do you now?
Up or down? :rotflmao:

 

[Shattered]

Perverted old man!!!

Up, please.

 

[Mr. P]

Perverted old man!!!

Up, please.

Bang! Then...You'll love it..just relax.

 

[Shattered]

Bang! Then...You'll love it..just relax.

LMAO!! I know.. "It won't hurt a bit...much... If it does, I'll stop...I promise..."

 

[Mr. P]

LMAO!! I know.. "It won't hurt a bit...much... If it does, I'll stop...I promise..."

Okay then...You GO GIRL!!

 

[Shattered]

Okay then...You GO GIRL!!

Guys are so easily to imitate.

 

[Mr. P]

Guys are so easily to imitate.

No intimidation here sweetheart. Ya perform or your out a here!

 

[Shattered]

No intimidation here sweetheart. Ya perform or your out a here!

Who said 'intimidate'? I said "imitate".

 

[Mr. P]

Who said 'intimidate'? I said "imitate".

Reading skills..And thinkin about "other" stuff. Sorry..

 

[Shattered]

Reading skills..And thinkin about "other" stuff. Sorry..

 

[Mr. P]

Having a hard time keepin that halo on, huh?

 

[Shattered]

Having a hard time keepin that halo on, huh?

Yeah... seems it was custom fitted for your head.

 

[Mr. P]

Yeah... seems it was custom fitted for your head.

That reminds me of something that went sort of like this..........


On their wedding night...The guy takes off his pants and flings em to his new bride, and says.."put these on". She tries...they don't fit and she says..."I can't wear these pants they don't fit". He says..."yep, that's right, and if you always remember that everything will be okay".
Awhile later, she takes off her panties and flings them at him and says..."here, put these on". He tries..gets them up as far as his knees and says..."Hell, I can't get in these!"

AND She says..."That's right, and if you continue to be an asshole, you NEVER WILL". :rotflmao:

 

[Shattered]

:rotflmao:

 

[Mr. P]

I knew you'd like that.

 

[Shattered]

I knew you'd like that.

Well, that's the way it should be - wouldn't you agree?

 

[Mr. P]

Well, that's the way it should be - wouldn't you agree?

Well, I need to go cook for the wife right now...I'll tell ya later. :rotflmao:

 

[Jimmyeatworld]

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