The last person to post in this thread WINS!!

[Shattered]

Ewww, I hate the cold!!

7 hours to slack off and get paid. Damn I need to find a different job, LOL!!!

7 hours to slack off and get paid a LOT of money. I have some work to do, but it's minor - paperwork type stuff.

 

[UsaPride]

7 hours to slack off and get paid a LOT of money.

Need a secretary

 

[Shattered]

Need a secretary

Well, you'd need to be here by 7am.. Even if there were no rush hour traffic, I don't think you'd make it.

 

[UsaPride]

Well, you'd need to be here by 7am.. Even if there were no rush hour traffic, I don't think you'd make it.

LOL!!! You're probably right. I drive fast, but not that fast, LOL!!

 

[Shattered]

It's a 45min drive one way for me, but it's more than worth it.. (oh, and I get to choose my own hours, so I have another full time job, and just do this one when I want to).. I don't love it enough to do it full time...

 

[UsaPride]

Dang, sounds like the perfect job!!

What do you do?

 

[Shattered]

This one is managing an office for a networking company - it's a small office, so I need only come in and make a list of tasks for the other girl that works in here, check the service sheets of the technicians prior to their being billed, and do some accounting reconciliations.

BREEEEEEZER!!!!!!!!!

The other is an assistant manager job in a retail store.. That one's FUN, and I like the discount.

 

[UsaPride]

The other is an assistant manager job in a retail store.. That one's FUN, and I like the discount.

Aren't discounts the best?!

Well, you just have the perfect jobs then.
I'm so jealous! I don't even get a discount on food at the restaurant, cheap bastards!

 

[Shattered]

Aren't discounts the best?!

Well, you just have the perfect jobs then.
I'm so jealous! I don't even get a discount on food at the restaurant, cheap bastards!

Yes.. I'm actually *quite* lucky.. Who has ONE job they like, much less having two....

 

[UsaPride]

This is true. The best job I've ever had was a Manager of a Christmas Store. Of course, it would be seasonal.

 

[Shattered]

This is true. The best job I've ever had was a Manager of a Christmas Store. Of course, it would be seasonal.

Oh god... I'd be sucked in to spending more than half my paycheck each week.. I'm a Christmas junkie.

 

[dilloduck]

Oh god... I'd be sucked in to spending more than half my paycheck each week.. I'm a Christmas junkie.

then what in the hell are you wearin a halloween costume for ! :funnyface

 

[Shattered]

then what in the hell are you wearin a halloween costume for ! :funnyface

Cause nobody makes good Christmas trampy clothes for dollies. And... I *was* evil til someone took it away.

 

[UsaPride]

Oh god... I'd be sucked in to spending more than half my paycheck each week.. I'm a Christmas junkie.

Oh I did, LOL!! The discount was great. I actually got 35 % off, then after Christmas when everything was going down to 75% off, I'd get that, THEN my 35%. Oh man, it was great!!
My mom loved it. She used my discount and has a tree (w/decorations) that would've cost about $3000, she ended up spending maybe $300.

 

[dilloduck]

Cause nobody makes good Christmas trampy clothes for dollies. And... I *was* evil til someone took it away.

well damn--another blatant attack on Christmas perverts ! :fifty:

 

[Mr. P]

...I *was* evil til someone took it away.

Was? Pfffttt!!! Evil is bone deep, dear.
Can take that away.

 

[Shattered]

Was? Pfffttt!!! Evil is bone deep, dear.
Can take that away.

Biteth me, Puppykins.

I'm a good, and nice girl, and you know it.

 

[UsaPride]

Gotta run all! Have a wonderful day and talk with ya tomorrow!!

 

[Shattered]

Gotta run all! Have a wonderful day and talk with ya tomorrow!!

Have a good day, Chickadee.

 

[manu1959]

IF ONLY IT WERE SO. . . R. LEE ERMEY WOULD MAKE A PERFECT PRESS SECRETARY!!


R. Lee Ermey, for the few of you that missed it, was the host of The
History Channel's Mail Call and played the D. I. in the movie Full Metal
Jacket. R. Lee is a retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant and a very plain
speaker as you will soon read. So, for your entertainment, here is
Retired Marine Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey at his first press
conference as U. S. Press Secretary. The main topic of discussion is the
Marine in Iraq who shot the Iraq insurgent to death. We pick up as the
reporter asks about how this potential war crime will effect our image
in the world:

Ermey: "What kind of a pansy-assed question is that?"

Reporter: "Well I think...."

Ermey: "THINK, nancy boy? Get this through that septic tank on top of
your shoulders moron, I DON'T GIVE A F*CK WHAT YOU THINK, DO YOU
UNDERSTAND ME??? That Marine shot an ENEMY COMBATANT SH*THEAD, SO GET
YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND DEAL WITH IT BEFORE I MAKE YOU MY OWN
PERSONAL PIN CUSION!!!

Next question. You in the blue suit."

Reporter 2: "Don't you think that the world's opinion of our operations
is important?"

Ermey: "Oh sure! You don't know the times I have cried myself to sleep
worrying about what some g*ddamned French pansy thinks! Oh the days I
have had to weep because some sh*t eating terrorist f*cker might be mad
at us because we went into whatever god-forsaken sh*t hole that he lives
in and killed him. WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DUMBASS QUESTION IS THAT YOU
PETER PUFFING JACKASS?? WE ARE THE MOTHER F*CKING USA, AND WHEN YOU
ATTACK US WE ARE GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND BLOW YOUR STINKING
CAMEL-LICKING CARCASS INTO PIECES SO SMALL WE WILL BE ABLE TO BURY YOUR
SORRY ASS IN A THIMBLE!!

I know what you are thinking. You are probably afraid, thinking that I
have such an "extreme" attitude and that I need to be more "sensitive"
to other people's feelings.

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU POLE SMOKING PANSY! I DON'T GIVE 2
SH*TS WHAT YOU OR ANYBODY ELSE THINKS! THIS IS A DAMN WAR, AND IF YOU
CAN'T HANDLE THAT YOU SHOULD GO HOME AND SUCK ON MAMMA'S TIT!! DO YOU
HEAR ME YOU RUNT?? NOW GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I GO
CRAZY AND BEAT THE LIVING SH*T OUT OF YOU!!!

Next question, you with the ugly-assed tie. Look at that thing. It is
hideous."

Reporter 3: "Aren't you going against the freedom of the press by..."

Ermey: "FREEDOM?? WHAT IN BLUE HELL DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FREEDOM? I HAVE
SWEATED MY ASS OFF IN JUNGLES BEING SHOT AT FOR THIS NATION!! WHAT IN
THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE YOU LITTLE SH*T SUCKING WEASEL? WHEN WAS THE LAST
TIME YOU PUT YOUR ASS ON THE LINE FOR ANYTHING? AND YET YOU HAVE THE
UNMITIGATED TEMERITY TO SHOW UP HERE AND MONDAY MORNING QUARTERBACK THE
ACTIONS OF A MARINE WHO WAS DEFENDING HIMSELF AND HIS UNIT FROM ATTACK
BY SOME MURDEROUS AL-QUEDA SYMPATHIZER!!!

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I AM CONCERNED ABOUT NUMNUTS? I AM CONCERNED ABOUT
A BUNCH OF GRABASSTIC, DISORGANIZED MORONS WITH CAMERAS AND MICROPHONES
DOING THEIR BEST TO PORTRAY OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN AS WAR CRIMINALS! I
AM CONCERNED ABOUT CHICKEN SH*T PANSIES THAT WANT US TO NEGOTIATE WITH
TERRORISTS AND THEN WHINE ABOUT THEIR PISS ANT "FREEDOMS"!!"

Reporter 3: "I..."

Ermey: "Did you have a big bowl of stupid for breakfast this morning
numbnuts? I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD OUT OF THAT COMMIE CRYHOLE
IN THAT SH*TPILE YOU CALL A HEAD! AND THAT GOES TRIPLE FOR THE REST OF
YOU PANSY-ASSED MORONS! NOW GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY PRESS ROOM BEFORE I
SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CHOKE TO DEATH ON MY
SHOELACES!!!!"