The last person to post in this thread WINS!!

[Mr. P]

Will you be around much tonight?

 

[Shattered]

Off & on for a bit.. Baking and goofing off in the background. (As you can see)

 

[Mr. P]

Off & on for a bit.. Baking and goofing off in the background. (As you can see)

Same here..no baking...working, sort of.

 

[Shattered]

Whatcha workin on?

 

[Mr. P]

Whatcha workin on?

Trying to find a construction cost estimating program to help me in bidding these investment properties
faster...One that doesn't cost $1500.
I'm a cheap bastard.

 

[Shattered]

Gotta spend money to make money, Toots.

 

[manu1959]

SOBER: condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love

ATTRACTION: the act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

DATING: the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

BIRTH CONTROL: avoiding pregnancy through such tactics as swallowing special pills, inserting a diaphragm, using a condom, and dating repulsive men.

EASY: a term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

EYE CONTACT: a method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

FRIEND: a member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

INDIFFERENCE: a woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

IRRITATING HABIT: what the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

LAW OF RELATIVITY: how attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

NYMPHOMANIAC: a man's term for a woman who wants to have sex more often than he does.

 

[Shattered]

Hey, trouble.

 

[Mr. P]

Gotta spend money to make money, Toots.

Oh believe me, I know that. But ya ain't gotta give it away.

 

[manu1959]

Hey, trouble.

u talkin to me?

 

[Shattered]

Oh believe me, I know that. But ya ain't gotta give it away.

Oh. *puts hand back in pockets & wanders out*

 

[manu1959]

oh....duty calls again...work u know...have a nice weekend all

 

[Shattered]

u talkin to me?

You need ask?

 

[jimnyc]

Hello everyone

 

[Shattered]

Hello everyone

Look what the cat dragged in.. Hello, Sunshine.

 

[jimnyc]

Look what the cat dragged in.. Hello, Sunshine.

My apologies, I've neglected the board for quite some time now. Well, I've still been looking in from the outside and doing admin work, but I haven't been in the posting mood for quite awhile.

My plans for the evening fell through so I am stuck home doing nothing. Then I went to take my medicine and I took the wrong dosage by mistake and now I'm a little loopy. (not that it's so bad!)

 

[Shattered]

Well, you have the ability to make sure I win in this thread.

 

[jimnyc]

Well, you have the ability to make sure I win in this thread.

Maybe I'll ban the entire member base, Sir Evil included, and then sit back and chat with myself.

 

[Shattered]

Maybe I'll ban the entire member base, Sir Evil included, and then sit back and chat with myself.

That would be entertaining only until your meds wore off...

 

[jimnyc]

That would be entertaining only until your meds wore off...

Hmmmm, that's true. Why do they have to wear off? They should invent a pill that gives you a perpetual buzz.