As far as I can tell:Wow, what'd he do?
Was it jaywalking or driving without a seatbelt this time?
You rubes are nothing if not clinically deranged with TDS.
Just the mention of DT's name triggers a slap fight for pivot man on your low-T circle jerk.
"We got him this time, dagnabbit!"
1. Stormy Daniels hush money pay off
2. Leaning on Georgia to find over eleven thousand votes
3. Illegal possession of classified documents
4. Inciting a riot at the Capitol building
5. Tax cheat