The Humble Scrotum.

[JW Frogen]

The humble scrotum. What man does not love the scrotum?

It holds our balls, gives us something to itch, contracts or expands with the temperature, and
...endures the slings and arrows of baseballs, bats or wives.

God bless the humble scrotum, each and every sack.

See, I would never just call any scrotum a ball sack, now that would just be rude.I refer to my own special scrotum as Honre' De Balzac....It has pretensions.

I say we need a national scrotum day!

A full public holiday.

Preferably in the warmer months so we can have a pant less parade to celebrate.

Who does the Maceys balloons?

 

[JW Frogen]

I know I misspelled scrotum in the title of the thread, scrotums do that to me.

I get all excited.

 

[Colin]

Oh rough silk purse for bauble fair
Surrounded yon by pubic hair
It is my noblest intention
Of ye here to make a mention
For in verse I have detected
You go lost and disconnected
Oh wispy baldy friend of mine

Hence it is time that all should hear
Of your kind work and jaunty cheer
Unlike Old William thy companion
Ever jumping into canyon
Nay humble godly meek and wise
A dangling down between my thighs
Oh strangle textured friend of mine

At first ye are an empty vestal
Yet to grasp hormonal nettle
But soon drop down ye two fine pearls
Vanguard of coarse and wiry curls
Then soon enough push comes to tug
Your progeny lies on the rug
Oh well-protected friend oh mine

In youth you are a factory
Producing with fluidity
Along with grunting commentary
Beneath the damp teenage duvet
A fine and fertile clinging spray
At least a dozen times a day

In manhood comes your finest hour
Well combined with female power
The ovum breached the work begin
The cells divide the angels' sing
You've found your truth you've reached the goal
My friend you've helped to house a soul
In age my friend your beard turns gray

 

[Colin]

I once knew a butler nicknamed Scrotum. He was a wrinkled old retainer, you see.

 

[Ringel05]

Scrotumouche, Scrotumouche can you do the fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning, very, very frightening.

 

[Truthmatters]

When is national clitoris day?

 

[RadiomanATL]

When is national clitoris day?

I'll get right on licking that idea out.

 

[Anguille]

Jeez, this thread is almost enough to give a girl scrotum envy!

 

[Conspiracist]

Noone start posting pics just yet.... please!

 

[RadiomanATL]

 

[Ringel05]

Truthmatters - When is national clitoris day?

I've got my clit chit.

 

[Ringel05]

This one's for Frogen!

(Poor old roo!)

 

[editec]

The humble scrotum. What man does not love the scrotum?

It holds our balls, gives us something to itch, contracts or expands with the temperature, and
...endures the slings and arrows of baseballs, bats or wives.

God bless the humble scrotum, each and every sack.

See, I would never just call any scrotum a ball sack, now that would just be rude.I refer to my own special scrotum as Honre' De Balzac....It has pretensions.

I say we need a national scrotum day!

A full public holiday.

Preferably in the warmer months so we can have a pant less parade to celebrate.

Who does the Maceys balloons?

Only if its a paid holiday.

Wouldn't want to get sacked for celebrating my sack, after all.

 

[Colin]

When is national clitoris day?

I'll get right on licking that idea out.

Hey! You can't! Not without a licker license!

 

[RadiomanATL]

When is national clitoris day?

I'll get right on licking that idea out.

Hey! You can't! Not without a licker license!

 

[Colin]

Jeez, this thread is almost enough to give a girl scrotum envy!

Yeh. I bet you're having a ball!

 

[Colin]

When is national clitoris day?

It's coming up pretty soon. In fact, at the third stroke it................

 

[xotoxi]

Scrotum.

The best named body part.

 

[Gatekeeper]

The scrotum is in the best place possible to hold these two nuts for god sakes, can you imagine if god decided to hang them from our chins?

Uhoh, someone is thinking of a reply..............

 

[Colin]

The scrotum is in the best place possible to hold these two nuts for god sakes, can you imagine if god decided to hang them from our chins?

Uhoh, someone is thinking of a reply..............

Wouldn't be so bad. Clip them to your collar and you have a ready made bow tie.