Sorry, man, I'm straight and have had more ***** than you ever will. (WOmen just love a man in uniform.)
A. Sure ya are
B. Sure ya did
C. Just as “classy” as ever I see
Those who boast of having
“…had more *****…” are invariably lying, and in any event, showing a rather extreme degree of contempt toward women in general.
Now I have something genuine to boast about. I have only ever been sexually intimate with one woman, and that is the one to whom I have been married, now for almost twenty-four years.
Even if
JoeB131 really had had all the
“*****” that he lies about having had, it would be nothing compared to the relationship that a real man has with his wife.
Perhaps
JoeB131's problem is that he thinks that being a ***** somehow counts as
“getting *****”.