The Front Porch Swing

[Mertex]

Ok party's here. Now what?

Wait........strike that no can do dat now. Spent the entire first half of the day in the hospital stuck to a bunch of heart monitoring crap and am to take it easy ...what kind of tea can I have for that?

I believe "heartwarming" tea is recommended....

Heartwarming Tea Mix
Ingredients
1 15 oz. jar instant orange breakfast drink mix
1 C. granulated sugar
1 C. unsweetened instant tea powder
1/2 C. pre-sweetened lemonade-flavored soft drink mix
1 tsp. Pineapple extract
1 tsp. Coconut extract

Hmmmnn...I showed this potion recipe to my root lady. She said you are trying to seduce me.

Ha, if I was trying to seduce you, I would have given you a beer......

 

[BDBoop]

Ok party's here. Now what?

Wait........strike that no can do dat now. Spent the entire first half of the day in the hospital stuck to a bunch of heart monitoring crap and am to take it easy ...what kind of tea can I have for that?

I believe "heartwarming" tea is recommended....

Heartwarming Tea Mix
Ingredients
1 15 oz. jar instant orange breakfast drink mix
1 C. granulated sugar
1 C. unsweetened instant tea powder
1/2 C. pre-sweetened lemonade-flavored soft drink mix
1 tsp. Pineapple extract
1 tsp. Coconut extract

Hmmmnn...I showed this potion recipe to my root lady. She said you are trying to seduce me.

She lied. Drink the tea.

Now face a little to the left, smile and wink. K?

 

[April]

Ok party's here. Now what?

Wait........strike that no can do dat now. Spent the entire first half of the day in the hospital stuck to a bunch of heart monitoring crap and am to take it easy ...what kind of tea can I have for that?

/flying tackle hug

Oops, where are my manners. Chammomile would be my guess. If I could spell it, that is.

And how are you now?

I'm resting and much better now...

 

[April]

Ok party's here. Now what?

Wait........strike that no can do dat now. Spent the entire first half of the day in the hospital stuck to a bunch of heart monitoring crap and am to take it easy ...what kind of tea can I have for that?

I believe "heartwarming" tea is recommended....

Heartwarming Tea Mix
Ingredients
1 15 oz. jar instant orange breakfast drink mix
1 C. granulated sugar
1 C. unsweetened instant tea powder
1/2 C. pre-sweetened lemonade-flavored soft drink mix
1 tsp. Pineapple extract
1 tsp. Coconut extract

I want this instead of the other stuff!

 

[BDBoop]

Ok party's here. Now what?

Wait........strike that no can do dat now. Spent the entire first half of the day in the hospital stuck to a bunch of heart monitoring crap and am to take it easy ...what kind of tea can I have for that?

I believe "heartwarming" tea is recommended....

Heartwarming Tea Mix
Ingredients
1 15 oz. jar instant orange breakfast drink mix
1 C. granulated sugar
1 C. unsweetened instant tea powder
1/2 C. pre-sweetened lemonade-flavored soft drink mix
1 tsp. Pineapple extract
1 tsp. Coconut extract

I want this instead of the other stuff!

OMG, that does sound good!!

 

[BDBoop]

Ok party's here. Now what?

Wait........strike that no can do dat now. Spent the entire first half of the day in the hospital stuck to a bunch of heart monitoring crap and am to take it easy ...what kind of tea can I have for that?

/flying tackle hug

Oops, where are my manners. Chammomile would be my guess. If I could spell it, that is.

And how are you now?

I'm resting and much better now...

Excellent! We saved you a spot on the swing.

 

[Mertex]

HASTA MAÑANA

 

[BDBoop]

HASTA MAÑANA

Sleep well!

 

[NoNukes]

I'm sorry - I'm fooling myself on what?

I'm sure there's a fair number of women such as myself who get cranky if we have to refer to the directions.

I meant do not fool yourself that all men are good at doing such tasks.

Ah, okay. Well, as I stated the other day, worst tantrum I ever had was when I got in a fight with a sliding closet door that refused to allow me to hang it. Literally pounding on the bedroom floor with a hammer, screaming frustration.

THAT was attractive, I'm sure.

Know exactly how you feel. I have some kind of learning disability where I cannot read and follow directions. The tools and anything nearby get abused.

 

[Locke11_21]

Hey, y'all. I am just hanging out on my front porch, ready to share some sweet tea and muffins with the neighbors.

Afternoon tea????

 

[katsteve2012]

Ok party's here. Now what?

Wait........strike that no can do dat now. Spent the entire first half of the day in the hospital stuck to a bunch of heart monitoring crap and am to take it easy ...what kind of tea can I have for that?

Oh no! Sorry to hear that you are under the weather..Feel better.

 

[BDBoop]

I meant do not fool yourself that all men are good at doing such tasks.

Ah, okay. Well, as I stated the other day, worst tantrum I ever had was when I got in a fight with a sliding closet door that refused to allow me to hang it. Literally pounding on the bedroom floor with a hammer, screaming frustration.

THAT was attractive, I'm sure.

Know exactly how you feel. I have some kind of learning disability where I cannot read and follow directions. The tools and anything nearby get abused.

My younger sister had a horrific accident when she was five or six. A forty-pound fake fireplace mantle fell on top of her as she was trying to retrieve something for the next sister up. She was split from the bridge of her nose to the crown of her head.

Whenever she took tests, she could only answer questions if they were verbal. If she saw them in writing, she didn't understand. She did quite well with homeschooling, and the cosmetology school she attended worked with her as well.

 

[BDBoop]

Hey, y'all. I am just hanging out on my front porch, ready to share some sweet tea and muffins with the neighbors.

Afternoon tea????

Oh, bless you! That looks lovely.

 

[Statistikhengst]

Good morning. Booper-Stooper-Stumper-Swingers!!!




Happy Thursday to all!!

Today: indescribable weather. Rainy now, supposed to jump 11 celcius in the afternoon, the back under freezing. The mailman who just came by does not look amused.

 

[BDBoop]

We're having a heatwave!!!! 16° in the middle of the night. I don't know the last time I saw 16° at high noon. It's supposed to be in the 30's today. OMG, dare we dream!?

No dreaming. Says high of 29. Well - that's still better than it's been. I'll take it!

 

[BDBoop]

This was mind-boggling.

Corvettes fall into sinkhole at National Corvette Museum - CNN.com

Sinkholes are swallowing Corvettes now. Last year it was houses in Florida, and on Wednesday nature gobbled up some of the coolest and fastest cars to come off the assembly line.

Eight valuable 'vettes at Bowling Green, Kentucky's National Corvette Museum fell victim to a 40-foot-wide, 20-foot-deep sinkhole that opened up in the facility's yellow Sky Dome wing. The museum unofficially estimates it caused millions of dollars in damage.

Motion detectors alerted security that something was amiss shortly after 5:30 a.m., said museum spokeswoman Katie Frassinelli. An employee who first walked into the room "has been in shock all day," she said.

"When you go in there, it's unreal," said Frassinelli. "The hole is so big, it makes the Corvettes look like little Matchbox cars."

The news triggered a collective worldwide gasp from the Corvette Nation.

"I was shocked," said Frazer Bharucha, 47, a Corvette owner since age 17. "We're talking about iconic cars that have been around for years."

Horrible.

 

[BDBoop]

"I TRIED being polite."

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[BDBoop]

Something for everyone, I think.

Okay, there's an NSFW for work of Miley in there. Of course. The other pics are quite attractive, IMO.

Oops, another one that was bare-breasted. Oh well. You've been warned. Don't click on the link if you might be uncomfortable.

Pillow Tweets | W Magazine

 

[Statistikhengst]

Something for everyone, I think.

Okay, there's an NSFW for work of Miley in there. Of course. The other pics are quite attractive, IMO.

Oops, another one that was bare-breasted. Oh well. You've been warned. Don't click on the link if you might be uncomfortable.

Pillow Tweets | W Magazine

Anything but uncomfortable. Hot ladies there. And actually very decent, none of it is porn. So many beautiful faces in the world....

 

[JakeStarkey]

Up for the day. Going to get some coffee.