The FBI Raid On Melania’s Closet Was Justified,’ Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat.

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You look mawvolus dawling.

'The FBI Raid On Melania's Closet Was Justified,' Says Merrick Garland Wearing Gorgeous New Evening Gown And Sun Hat

WASHINGTON, D.C. — With many Americans up in arms over the unprecedented raid of former President Trump's residence in Mar-a-Lago by the FBI, Attorney General Garland released a statement to assure everyone the raid was completely justified. Eyewitnesses noted he looked unusually fetching in an...

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[MarathonMike]

I wonder if Mahvelous Merrick was a special guest at the Trump Residence Melania fashion show?

 

[Mikeoxenormous]

I wonder if Mahvelous Merrick was a special guest at the Trump Residence Melania fashion show?

No but he is a runner up to Bill Clinton at Jeffery Epstein island.

 

[task0778]

I am so glad that Merrick Garland is NOT on the Supreme Court and Neil Gorsuch is. I remember the Leftists telling us how moderate and unbiased Garland was at the time of his nomination. What a crock that was.

 

[mamooth]

All of the conservative men here are so very fascinated with women's clothing.

We know what's in their closets.

So, is there even one conservative man on this board who _isn't_ a crossdresser?

 

[1srelluc]

All of the conservative men here are so very fascinated with women's clothing.

We know what's in their closets.

So, is there even one conservative man on this board who _isn't_ a crossdresser?

Odd, you strike me as someone that would be thrilled with a "pickle surprise".

 

[toobfreak]

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DAMN that is ASS UGLY, like most (insert your pronoun here) neo-progs.

 

[Meathead]

All of the conservative men here are so very fascinated with women's clothing.

We know what's in their closets.

So, is there even one conservative man on this board who _isn't_ a crossdresser?

We too know what's in your closet. When are you coming out?

 

[mamooth]

We too know what's in your closet.

So do you think it's normal to fantasize about Merrick Garland wearing women's clothes?

Hint: It's not.

Aside from how pervy it makes you look, it's just stupid. Nobody outside of your perv cult knows why you're doing it. It's based on your cult's idiot babble, and normal people don't hear that.

They just see you all playing dressup together, and make the correct conclusions.

 

[Delldude]

So do you think it's normal to fantasize about Merrick Garland wearing women's clothes?

Hint: It's not.

Aside from how pervy it makes you look, it's just stupid. Nobody outside of your perv cult knows why you're doing it. It's based on your cult's idiot babble, and normal people don't hear that.

They just see you all playing dressup together, and make the correct conclusions.

Looks like you have a nice *****......

 

[Meathead]

Looks like you have a nice *****......

He was the best incarcerated. Very popular, I'm sure.

 

[Calypso Jones]