It is neither logical nor accurate to describe Conservatives as inherently selfish and stupid. The very things that you accuse Conservatives of, i.e. needing a simplistic model of the world is EXACTLY what you do when you describe Conservatives. Read your own writing and then ponder this "There are Conservatives at least as smart as you who just happen to believe in the strength and will of the individual to achieve anything if the government would just get out of the way."
conservative
adj
1. favouring the preservation of established customs, values, etc, and
opposing innovation
2. of, characteristic of, or relating to conservatism
3. tending to be moderate or cautious: a conservative estimate.
4. conventional in style or type: a conservative suit.
5. (Medicine)
med (of treatment) designed to alleviate symptoms. Compare
radical4
6. (General Physics)
physics a field of force, system, etc, in which the work done moving a body from one point to another is independent of the path taken between them: electrostatic fields of force are conservative.
n
7. a person who is reluctant to change or consider new ideas; conformist
conservative - definition of conservative by The Free Dictionary
Conservatism, A Radical generally meant a man who thought he could somehow pull up the root without affecting the flower. A Conservative generally meant a man who wanted to conserve everything except his own reason for conserving anything.
G.K. Chesterton, in "The Evolution of Words and Meanings" in The Illustrated London News (3 July 1920).
I never meant to say that the conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally Conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it.
John Stuart Mill, in a letter to the Conservative MP, John Pakington 1866
"Today's so-called 'conservatives' don't even know what the word means. They think I've turned liberal because I believe a woman has a right to an abortion. That's a decision that's up to the pregnant woman, not up to the pope or some do-gooders or the Religious Right. It's not a conservative issue at all." -- Barry Goldwater
ONE POLICY CONSERVATIVES HAVE EVER BEEN ON THE CORRECT SIDE OF HISTORY ON IN THE US? EVER??? PLEASE?