The Donald J Trump Presidential Library!

[DrLove]

Of course, no Rump library would be complete without a Chlorox Injection Booth!

 

[Pogo]

Not only does the Rump library feature a long canopy entrance so you won't get your hair wet if it's raining, but there's a video of Rump himself, counting up his own lies.

It's a favorite on the disco dance floor.

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[DrLove]

Happy to report that "djtlibrary.com" has already been initiated and set up. And it's impressive.


Attractions include the illustrious "Wall of Criminality", lectures in the AltRight Auditorium on "Tax Evasion 101" and the impressive "Autocrats Gallery". With guest appearances by Stormy Daniels, separated families, and a cast of thousands of Losers and Suckers.

And be sure to check out the hotel, featuring stain-resistant bedsheets, where you can order the "Rudy's Trousers" option for a limited time.

Tip: get there before 4pm and there's no covfefe charge.

Another tip: If you go to the diner for refreshments, don't order the gyro. Because it's not a gyro, it's only a gyro because it was captured. They steal 'em from the Greek restaurant on the other side of the crematorium. But for liquid refreshment they have their famous God Bless the United Shakes, which unfortunately only come in orange.

 

[Pogo]

Then for another diversion there's the Game Room, where you can put a quarter in the slot and play "try to grab the toilet paper off the Rump shoe".

If you get it you can take it to the sink, toilet or shower, where "you don't get any water".

 

[DrLove]

Then for another diversion there's the Game Room, where you can put a quarter in the slot and play "try to grab the toilet paper off the Rump shoe".

If you get it you can take it to the sink, toilet or shower, where "you don't get any water".

And if you can get it to flush in 10 tries or less? FREE BONUS PLAY!!

 

[anynameyouwish]

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I was told that if you took ALL of the books from trumps library and layed them end to end......









you'd have a book.

 

[Pogo]

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I was told that if you took ALL of the books from trumps library and layed them end to end......









you'd have a book.

And it's called "telephone directory".

I understand John Miller and John Baron use it a lot.

 

[Pogo]

Then for another diversion there's the Game Room, where you can put a quarter in the slot and play "try to grab the toilet paper off the Rump shoe".

If you get it you can take it to the sink, toilet or shower, where "you don't get any water".

And if you can get it to flush in 10 tries or less? FREE BONUS PLAY!!

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Plus you get entered in the raffle for a chance to win a trip to the Miss Universe dressing room while children in cages watch.

 

[DrLove]

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I was told that if you took ALL of the books from trumps library and layed them end to end......









you'd have a book.

Only two “books” in the Rump Library