Lowest, because I like you...or, rather, feel sorry for your condition, let me provide some well needed edification about both Darwin's posits, and yours.
"In a research survey published in 2001, the evolutionary biologist Joel Kingsolver reported that in sample sizes of more than one thousand individuals, there was virtually no correlation between specific biological traits and either reproductive success or survival. Important issues about selection, he remarked with some understatement, remain unresolved.
Of these important issues, I would mention prominently the question of whether natural selection exists at all. Computer simulations of Darwinian evolution fail when they are honest and succeed only when they are not. Thomas Ray has for years been conducting computer experiments in an artificial environment that he has designated Tierra. . . . Sandra Blakeslee, writing for the New York Times, reported the results under the headline Computer Life Form Mutates in an Evolution Experiment: Natural Selection Is Found at Work in a Digital World.
So, this is natural selection at work? Blakeslee observes, with solemn incomprehension, the creatures mutated but showed only modest increases in complexity. Which is to say, they showed nothing of interest at all. This is natural selection at work, but it is hardly work that has worked to intended effect.
What these computer experiments do reveal is a principle far more penetrating than any that Darwin ever offered:
There is a sucker born every minute."
The above from Berlinski's "Devil's Delusion," p. 189-190
Again, Lowest, as it applies so conspicuously to you, I hope you will take it to heart:
"There is a sucker born every minute."