The Devastating Reality of the Arizona Forensic Audit

[Likkmee]

The GOP and it's cohorts are acting suspicious by not being able to count very fast considering how they bitched about how long it took after the election to count ballots...

Did you bother to read the piece? Hand counting over 2 million ballots takes a while. Those who dismiss its validity long before any data is released are obviously partisan hacks who are uninterested in truth. Here's the reason their bullshit doesn't matter to this process - every aspect of it is being filmed. EVERY ballot that's handled is recorded on video. Security controls all access and those ballots are never unattended. Now, don't mistake this as a plea for you or those like you to accept anything about the recount. You'd watch your own house burn down before you'd admit to being wrong.
What this process WILL do is to show how these bastards defrauded America and if they try it again, they'll have to come up with new tactics. Frankly, if they try it again and it's obvious they've stolen it, the country may well burn - AND IT SHOULD.
IOW, if those who want it to happen again get their way, they'd better be ready to do more than just their mouths online. These idiots have convinced themselves that the rest of us are as cowardly as they are. They'd be wrong about that.

Whiners. 2 million ballots can be counted before lunch by 200 s.Korean kids.

 

[Moonglow]

The GOP and it's cohorts are acting suspicious by not being able to count very fast considering how they bitched about how long it took after the election to count ballots...

Did you bother to read the piece? Hand counting over 2 million ballots takes a while. Those who dismiss its validity long before any data is released are obviously partisan hacks who are uninterested in truth. Here's the reason their bullshit doesn't matter to this process - every aspect of it is being filmed. EVERY ballot that's handled is recorded on video. Security controls all access and those ballots are never unattended. Now, don't mistake this as a plea for you or those like you to accept anything about the recount. You'd watch your own house burn down before you'd admit to being wrong.
What this process WILL do is to show how these bastards defrauded America and if they try it again, they'll have to come up with new tactics. Frankly, if they try it again and it's obvious they've stolen it, the country may well burn - AND IT SHOULD.
IOW, if those who want it to happen again get their way, they'd better be ready to do more than just their mouths online. These idiots have convinced themselves that the rest of us are as cowardly as they are. They'd be wrong about that.

Whiners. 2 million ballots can be counted before lunch by 200 s.Korean kids.

Those sore losers are so long winded...

 

[Crepitus]

Hand counting over 2 million ballots takes a while.

I can see it now:

"One, two....uhhhh...three... Uummmm...."

Maybe they're only counting the ballots that have prime numbers, and they can't figure out how to find the prime numbers.

What, all of them?

 

[schmidlap]

The democratic party is acting very guilty by the manner in which they have opposed the audit of the votes in Arizona.

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Most notably, the Republican-controlled (4 of the 5) Maricopa Board of Supervisors who had conducted legitimate audits by reputable, experienced, independent auditors, not the clueless cyber-ninny trumpwanks pulling the Big Bamboozle at the Arizona State Crazy Times Carnival.

A GOP state senator blasted the 2020 election vote audit in an Arizona county, saying “it makes us look like idiots!”​

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“Looking back, I didn’t think it would be this ridiculous. It’s embarrassing to be a state senator at this point,” Arizona state Sen. Paul Boyer, who previously supported the audit in Maricopa County, added​

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[Republican says 'embarrassing' Arizona recount 'makes us look like idiots']​

Perhaps, if the crackpots could commandeer Mr Peabody's Wayback machine, they could escape to 2016 and wallow in raw, unfiltered trumpiness.

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[schmidlap]

The democratic party is acting very guilty by the manner in which they have opposed the audit of the votes in Arizona.

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I'd say that you can't make this stuff up, but diehard Trumpwanks make this stuff up.

One of the more whacky aspects of the cyber-ninnies' Big Bamboozle caper at the Arizona Crazy Times Carnival, beyond the "Bamboo Ballot" looniness, is the hilarious Italygate confection. The assortment of crackpots and frauds behind the frivolity are a colorful bunch. Here is one that was outed:

‘Italygate’ election conspiracy theory was pushed by two firms led ​

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by woman who also falsely claimed $30 million mansion was hers​

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[‘Italygate’ election conspiracy theory was pushed by two firms led by woman who also falsely claimed $30 million mansion was hers]​

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According to the conspiracy theory known as “Italygate,” people working for the Italian defense contractor, in coordination with senior CIA officials, used military satellites to switch votes from Trump to Joe Biden and swing the result of the election...​

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On the day after the 2020 election, Michele Roosevelt Edwards (She had been known as Michele Ballarin, but changed her name last year) sat for an interview at the historical North Wales Farm, a 22-bedroom mansion in Warrenton, Va., with a television crew. ​

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“This is my bedroom,” she said, showing the crew around. “This is very private space.”​

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She was pressed on the lack of personal items in the house.​

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“So this is where you live?” she was asked.​

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“Yes.”​

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“This is your property?”​

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“Yes.”​

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North Wales was then — and is now — owned by a company formed by David B. Ford, a retired financier who died in September. Ford’s widow said in an interview that she did not know Edwards. The Post showed her the footage of Edwards inside the property.​

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“She’s in my house,” the widow said. “How is she in my house?”​

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Arizona election audit takes wild turn:​

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Voter data is transported to a "secret" lab in another state​

[AZ audit takes wild turn: Voter data transported to "secret" lab]
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Voter data was transported to a mystery "lab" in Montana to be "forensically evaluated" by a third party...​

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Scenario: The Trumpers perpetrating the "audit" will insist that Trump won, or probably won, or possibly won. The Trump goons who savaged police attempting to protect the Capitol from their attack, and others that were there in spirit, will lap up the Trump droppings as if they were Kopi Luwak.

Wake up and smell the Trumpiness.

 

[lennypartiv]

What are Democrats afraid of? Let the forensic examination of the ballots continue.

 

[schmidlap]

What are Democrats afraid of?

Not real audits, certainly:

While it's amusing to see Republican officials in Arizona complaining that the Big Bamboozle caper is making them look like clowns, endless hyper-partisan fake media stunts like this erode trust in democracy.

Fortunately, there is objective reality to discredit such scams.

A bipartisan group’s unofficial audit concludes Republican voters, disenchanted with Trump, were key to Joe Biden’s 2020 presidential win in Maricopa County.​

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Benny White, a Republican who previously ran for Pima County Recorder, teamed up with Democrat Larry Moore, and Independent Tim Halvorsen, two retired executives from the election company Clear Ballot, to conduct their own unofficial audit into the votes cast during the November 2020 election in Maricopa County.​

For several weeks, the trio pored over the cast vote record, a database showing the voting results of each of the 2.1 million ballots cast in Maricopa County.​

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The data, which is public record, can be used to confirm vote tabulations and better understand voting patterns and behavior.​

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In addition to finding and identifying disaffected Republican voters, the unofficial auditors looked at other claims about the 2020 presidential race in Maricopa County.​

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White, Moore, and Halvorsen said they noticed in their cast vote record analysis that there was the drop-off of Republican support for Trump when compared to Democrats for Biden.​

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... 59,800 people did not vote for Trump even though they voted mostly for Republicans down-ballot. Most of those renegade Republicans, 39,102 voters crossed over to vote for Biden.​

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... there were higher concentrations of these disaffected Republicans in areas that have higher levels of college-educated, wealthy voters such as Paradise Valley, north Scottsdale, and the far southeast suburbs.​

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[The other Arizona election audit]​

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The fake cyber-niinnies' audit by trumphumps is not as damaging to the nation as Trump's goons attacking Congress, but this inability to graciously accept defeat is an embarrassment for the United States.

TRUMP GOONS ASSAULT POLICE ON JANUARY 6​

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[lantern2814]

Dems are scared to death now. Judges ruling they have to turn over everything, including passwords. If you were innocent, you would WELCOME an investigation. Where and from who did we hear that statement?

 

[schmidlap]

The evidence is there.

The Big Bamboozle caper is a publicity stunt bought and paid for by One America "News."

It has no legal implications.

There’s nothing that these fraudsters can find that would delegitimize that results of the 2020 presidential election. But as is the case with almost all GOP politics these days, there’s no telling that to Trump or his supporters — and so the hangers-on and would-be successors must compliment the fine threadwork and delicate embroidery of the non-existent fabric.​

[Opinion | The Arizona "audit" is going from farcical to frightening]​

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[Eric Arthur Blair]

While it's amusing to see Republican officials in Arizona complaining that the Big Bamboozle caper is making them look like clowns, endless hyper-partisan fake media stunts like this erode trust in democracy.

You know what else erodes confidence in democracy? Stealing the 2020 presidential election!

And of course, having animated lumps of dog shit like youself post utter drivel in defense of said theft.

Fuck off, Skinflap.

 

[lennypartiv]

While it's amusing to see Republican officials in Arizona complaining that the Big Bamboozle caper is making them look like clowns, endless hyper-partisan fake media stunts like this erode trust in democracy.

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Your plan to coverup the stolen election will not work.

 

[schmidlap]

The democratic party is acting very guilty by the manner in which they have opposed the audit of the votes in Arizona.

The Devastating Reality of the Arizona Forensic Audit​

The fake audit is a hoot!

Of course, it is amusing to see rational Republicans embarrassed by the ineffectual farce but, via the Big Bamboozle, the Cry Baby Sore Loser persists in crapping on the GOP, whilst wanking his insatiable ego.

... the audit itself could be damaging Republican prospects, according to a new Bendixen & Amandi International poll...​

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Trump has cheered on the Maricopa County audit and continued to advance baseless conspiracy theories about election fraud as Republicans from other states he lost have made pilgrimages to Phoenix to review the idea of exporting the concept. But Arizona Republicans who pay close attention to the state’s changing demographics say the audit isn’t a political winner.​

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“It’s a failure. It’s a joke,” said Sean Noble, a top GOP operative in the state, advising Republicans elsewhere to “avoid it. The election is long over, time to look forward.”​

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The God Emperor won in a Landslide!​

The final report is widely expected to make claims about election fraud, reflecting the politics of Cyber Ninja’s founder — he appeared in a conspiracy theorist’s documentary film rife with falsehoods, according to Arizona press reports.​

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[Arizona ballot audit shows signs of backfiring on GOP]​

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Arizona's election results have already been certified, of course, The voting machines had already been checked by an accredited firm, and the election results had been validated by a legitimate auditor. The Cyber Ninja spoof is for entertainment value only. The Arizona taxpayer having to foot the bill for the fake auditor's incompetence making their voting machines unusable may be only a fraction of the price they are forced to pay.

Arizona’s Maricopa County won’t reuse voting machines​

after GOP ‘audit’ compromised their security​

[Arizona’s Maricopa County won’t reuse voting machines after GOP ‘audit’ compromised their security]
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Let's hope this flimflam phony from Florida doesn't try building inspections next.

 

[lennypartiv]

The fake audit is a hoot!

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You libs can go back to watching your fake news now.

 

[schmidlap]

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You libs can go back to watching your fake news now.

That would be the fact-based sources of information, presumably, where credible evidence is required.

Meanwhile, the cult that imagines politics as the weird worship of one dude can resume its Birth Certificate Watch, ever vigilant for the eminent return of Trump's investigators from Hawaii.

"He said they'd come!... Maybe they'll come tomorrow!"

"Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya
Tomorrow!
You're always
A day
A way!"
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[BluesLegend]

After decades of cheating in elections Dems are shitting themselves now that forensic audits are taking place.

 

[C_Clayton_Jones]

What are Democrats afraid of? Let the forensic examination of the ballots continue.

Democrats have no problem with a forensic examination of ballots when warranted.

But what’s happening in Arizona isn’t a forensic examination – it’s political theater, a bad faith fraudit contrived by Republicans to pander to the base, undermine our democratic institutions, an erode trust in the political process perceived by conservatives as beneficial to Republican candidates and office holders.

 

[Clipper]

The courts won't hear the cases because they are worried you loons will burn the town down if they do.

No. The courts won't hear the cases because they're legal gibberish.

Nope one of the justices on the Supreme Court said he wouldn't hear it because he was afraid of what would happen if they did. Hopefully when Trump gets back in there he will take care of you loons.

How successfull are you & your MAGA Trump Bozo Cult at herding cats?

About as succesfull as you'll be at getting the orange ape cult leader reinstated.

 

[jknowgood]

The courts won't hear the cases because they are worried you loons will burn the town down if they do.

No. The courts won't hear the cases because they're legal gibberish.

Nope one of the justices on the Supreme Court said he wouldn't hear it because he was afraid of what would happen if they did. Hopefully when Trump gets back in there he will take care of you loons.

How successfull are you & your MAGA Trump Bozo Cult at herding cats?

About as succesfull as you'll be at getting the orange ape cult leader reinstated.

You loons cheated that's all that needs to be known.

 

[schmidlap]

After decades of cheating in elections

For diehard trump worshippers, whatever the Cry Baby Sore Loser pulls out of his butt is truth, no credible evidence required.

Meanwhile, endless, meaningless, hyper-partisan fake "audits" may continue as long as the Loser can't summon the testicular fortitude to deal with reality, the price that democracy must pay be damned.

“A coward dies a thousand times before his death, ​

but the valiant taste of death but once."​

BROODING LOSER​

Trump audit excitement meets with fear from election officials​

The new drive is worrying state election administrators, who say the efforts will further inflame conspiracy theories and erode faith in the American democratic system.

Supporters of Trump — fueled by Trump’s false claim that he did not lose the 2020 election — are behind a new push to review the results in states including Michigan, Georgia, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. The new drive is worrying state election administrators, who say the efforts will further inflame conspiracy theories and erode faith in the American democratic system.

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[BluesLegend]

After decades of cheating in elections

For diehard trump worshippers, whatever the Cry Baby Sore Loser pulls out of his butt is truth, no credible evidence required.

Meanwhile, endless, meaningless, hyper-partisan fake "audits" may continue as long as the Loser can't summon the testicular fortitude to deal with reality, the price that democracy must pay be damned.

“A coward dies a thousand times before his death, ​

but the valiant taste of death but once."​

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BROODING LOSER​

Trump audit excitement meets with fear from election officials​

The new drive is worrying state election administrators, who say the efforts will further inflame conspiracy theories and erode faith in the American democratic system.

Supporters of Trump — fueled by Trump’s false claim that he did not lose the 2020 election — are behind a new push to review the results in states including Michigan, Georgia, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. The new drive is worrying state election administrators, who say the efforts will further inflame conspiracy theories and erode faith in the American democratic system.

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^^^ struck a Dem raw nerve calling them out on their election fraud.