The Chicago White Sox have lost 21 games in a row

I had to look up that one. Mets were 40-120. It's bad enough playing .333 ball. But when you only win 25% or less of your games...sheesh.
40-120 is only .250 baseball but I hear what you're saying. That's pretty sad. So what happens now? The stadium is allegedly in the ghetto. They suck. If their attendance is low or falling, I could see that franchise moving to a newer, more vibrant city. Wrigley Field might become the latest stadium to be leveled to make way for a crime ridden housing project, ala the Polo Grounds or Ebbets Field. MAGA
 
40-120 is only .250 baseball but I hear what you're saying. That's pretty sad. So what happens now? The stadium is allegedly in the ghetto. They suck. If their attendance is low or falling, I could see that franchise moving to a newer, more vibrant city. Wrigley Field might become the latest stadium to be leveled to make way for a crime ridden housing project, ala the Polo Grounds or Ebbets Field. MAGA

The Cubbies play in Wrigley
 
40-120 is only .250 baseball but I hear what you're saying. That's pretty sad. So what happens now? The stadium is allegedly in the ghetto. They suck. If their attendance is low or falling, I could see that franchise moving to a newer, more vibrant city. Wrigley Field might become the latest stadium to be leveled to make way for a crime ridden housing project, ala the Polo Grounds or Ebbets Field. MAGA
the sox play in Guaranteed Rate Field....14th in attendance...
 
Chicago White Sox Eliminated From Playoffs For Next Fifty Seasons
Sports·Aug 5, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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CHICAGO, IL — Baseball fans around the United States were completely unaffected yesterday after Major League Baseball revealed that the Chicago White Sox will be preemptively eliminated from the playoffs for the next fifty seasons.

According to Rob Manfred, the current Commissioner of Baseball for MLB, the decision to remove the White Sox from the playoffs for the next fifty years was a no-brainer.

"This is an unprecedented decision, but I know it's the right one," Manfred said, thumbing through the stats on the White Sox's 63-game losing streak. "With a record like theirs, we can't in good conscience allow the White Sox anywhere near the playoffs for the next half-century. We can come back and reevaluate in a few decades — especially if they manage to get a win in that time — but for now, it just seems best for everyone if we acknowledge that they're not gonna be in the playoffs for the foreseeable future."

Both White Sox fans were reportedly stunned by the decision.

"What?" asked Windy O'Malley, a Chicago native and 2022 Underdog Fan of the Year Nominee. "But…but…we almost had a double a few games ago! How can they do this to us? We were scheduled to play the Royals, too!"

At publishing time, the White Sox had been eliminated from the playoffs for an additional ten years after losing to the Royals in a shut-out. O'Malley has been nominated for the Underdog Fan of the Century.
 
the sox play in Guaranteed Rate Field....14th in attendance...
Thank you and righty. Getting old, that should have been easy. So what ever happened to Cormisky Park? Did the Guaranteed rate robber barons come up with a big moola deal they couldn't refuse?
 
Thank you and righty. Getting old, that should have been easy. So what ever happened to Cormisky Park? Did the Guaranteed rate robber barons come up with a big moola deal they couldn't refuse?
you would have to ask someone from Chicago or a WS fan...
 
40-120 is only .250 baseball but I hear what you're saying. That's pretty sad. So what happens now? The stadium is allegedly in the ghetto. They suck. If their attendance is low or falling, I could see that franchise moving to a newer, more vibrant city. Wrigley Field might become the latest stadium to be leveled to make way for a crime ridden housing project, ala the Polo Grounds or Ebbets Field. MAGA
I probably could have composed that better. I mean that .333 has always been my benchmark because it generally means you are losing most three game series' you play.

But yes, the Sox generally had problems from the start because that park was built before all the really cool parks came along. It was like the bland Turner Field. I'm guessing they had different architects or maybe changed their approach, but I'd have to look that up.
 
I rest my case on media darling Tony "steroid" LaLoser. Had loaded teams at STL but squeaked out only 2 titles over 16 years? One title in OAK with loaded teams?

Brought over the OAK steroid gang to STL but he never noticed anything? Big phony. over-rated. Now it all shows up.
Was found passeed out at a Red Light drunk in STL....the media covered it up as always for the rich and the elite.

I could go on. But he got involved with WHITE SOX and it has been straight downhill. He is butt-buddy to bad MGT owners.
 
Yet CHI won a title in 2005?

DAL Cowboys have not won a title since 1996 SB win? lol.

LAD (one phony covid title) since 1988.

White Sox are not doing so bad.
 
I rest my case on media darling Tony "steroid" LaLoser. Had loaded teams at STL but squeaked out only 2 titles over 16 years? One title in OAK with loaded teams?

Brought over the OAK steroid gang to STL but he never noticed anything? Big phony. over-rated. Now it all shows up.
Was found passeed out at a Red Light drunk in STL....the media covered it up as always for the rich and the elite.

I could go on. But he got involved with WHITE SOX and it has been straight downhill. He is butt-buddy to bad MGT owners.
So the guy has only won three titles in his career while most teams haven’t won a title in 30 years
 
the sox play in Guaranteed Rate Field....14th in attendance...
That field was built in the 90's and is considered "old" by current measures. The owner is a notorious cheapskate and wants to city to build them a new stadium, which is also what the Bears want, and the White Sox don't have a chance in that bidding war.
 
So the guy has only won three titles in his career while most teams haven’t won a title in 30 years

White Sox won one in 2005 without him.

He was given loaded lineups at OAK and STL. He was a good in-game manager mostly. But that is all.
Coughed up many a playoff game at STL with his bone-headed stubborness.

Had Dave Stewart team yet got swept by Mickey Hatcher team or the CIN nasty boy bullpen teams. I gotta work now.
 
Yet CHI won a title in 2005?

DAL Cowboys have not won a title since 1996 SB win? lol.

LAD (one phony covid title) since 1988.

White Sox are not doing so bad.

Wrong on so many levels.

Started in 1901, they have a post season record in that time of 30-32. One of the worst teams in major league history.


Didn't help that one of the sports greatest all time players has been banished and erased from MLB history.

 
Everything I have read showed me Shoeless Joe and the others took the money, and then regretted it later. The amount was very very paltry for that time.
 
As a fan of the Guardians, I knew the Sox were doing awful but until I saw the headline this morning, I hadn't heard about this losing streak.

"No Neck" Williams
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Everything I have read showed me Shoeless Joe and the others took the money, and then regretted it later. The amount was very very paltry for that time.
4th highest lifetime BA all time, erased from the history books. He led that World Series in all categories offensively.
 
Wrong on so many levels.

Started in 1901, they have a post season record in that time of 30-32. One of the worst teams in major league history.


Didn't help that one of the sports greatest all time players has been banished and erased from MLB history.



All I know is under Modern rules (todays game) they won a title.
DAL cannot. LAD got lucky with the COVID BS.

NYY squeaked one out in 2009? with favorable calls as always.
Therefore CHWS are not that bad compared to Americas' teams. under the modern game.
 
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