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The fraternity-themed films Animal House, The Skulls, and Sorority Boys (a mix of comedy and drama) present perspectives on the free-choice experiences associated with college fraternity life in the USA.
I attended Dartmouth College (Hanover, New Hampshire), the prestigious Ivy League school, and was a member (and one-time Rush Chairman) of Bones Gate (BG) Fraternity, a localized chapter of Delta Tau Delta (DTD), the fraternity Animal House was based on (according to rumors!).
I enjoyed my time at BG and still consider myself a 'brother/alum,' and I hold dear my memory of the physical house of the fraternity itself, a greatly-designed and beer-basement equipped establishment welcoming seniors looking to revel in their legal drinking age.
College fraternities are social-networking organizations that provide students with an outlet for brotherly and festive extra-curricular activities, but they've been criticized in the national press because of management/civics problems (i.e., alcoholism, misogynistic treatment of women, race-based exclusionary policies, etc.). Dartmouth College, a school with a very rich fraternity-sorority history, tried to eradicate all fraternities/sororities and replace them with non-alcoholic 'cafe-house social experiences' (an initiative which faced strong challenges from fraternity/sorority members/alumni who valued the school's traditions).
There may be no 'permanent' solution to social problems such as misogyny, alcoholism, and racism, but college fraternities/sororities (like other non-school formal gender-based social groups or 'clubs') such as the Masons and the Big Sisters symbolize a community attempt to use membership processes to create general 'teamwork dialogue.'
So this short-story I cooked up is meant to ask the question, "If the U.S. Presidents are part of some secret 'club,' will the last two Presidents (Barack Obama and Donald Trump) be considered 'token diplomats'?" After all, Obama was the first African-American toe be elected as president, and Trump is the first capitalism-baron to be elected as President.
This short-story also made me think about why Woody Allen crafted the 'fame-governance' film Celebrity.
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BG, the respected Ivy League fraternity, was considering expanding its borders to invite social figures and celebrities to join its ranks. Its alumni included prominent figures in history such as Ulysses S. Grant, Bill Gates, and Bo Jackson. Since the recent BG alum, Tom Hardy, had become a prominent Hollywood (USA) movie star, BG decided to use Hardy's networks to extend special invitations to American celebrities/figures who would complement the fraternity's composition and help members retort to the criticism that fraternities/sororities are myopic and closed off from the 'real world.' Hardy and another alum (Ajay Satan) decided to extend secret membership invitations to Tom Cruise (the movie-superstar), Stephen King (the horror-fiction writer), and Donald Trump (the U.S. President!).
When Cruise, King and Trump all accepted their membership-bids, Hardy called a special meeting at his lavish apartment in Switzerland (flying BG members in from around the world with his newfound Hollywood wealth) to christen BG's successful first-time foray into the 'real world.' There was revelry, billiards, readings from past-member testimonies, politics-activism/outreach suggestions, and a screening of Animal House on Hardy's giant projector-screen. Cruise told everyone that he told the SNL and movie-actor John Belushi (before he died) that he would one day join a 'culture-fraternity' with him to commemorate the cultural significance of democracy-pensive folk stories/films such as Animal House. However, President Trump broke up the honorable festivities with the bizarre confession that prior to being elected, he was engaged in an extra-marital love affair with sexy American actress Cameron Diaz at his Trump Taj Mahal casino. Cruise replied to the confession, "It's good to be the king!"
Hardy and Ajay were discussing the problem of misogyny in fraternities and were cooking up ways to retort to the criticism that fraternities/sororities were 'cut-off' from real-world social problems. Hardy proposed that BG make its official *national* drink Mike's Hard Lemonade, a lighter alcoholic beverage which would represent BG's attempt to temper festive revelry with cultural/social 'diplomacy' in the real world. Ajay loved the idea, and soon it was sanctioned by the BG 'elders.' When Mike's Hard Lemonade became BG's official drink, wild rumors flew across the USA, and soon Cameron Diaz discovered that President Trump was a possible member of the symbolic fraternity. Because she still felt slighted by Trump dumping her, she decided to start blogging on the Internet (using the Marvel Comics identity-masking alias/avatar 'Black Cat') about how both Trump and Obama were 'token gentlemen' and should therefore be considered 'hypocrisy diplomats' of the 'couture-obsessed BG fraternity'!
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Bones Gate Fraternity (Dartmouth College)
I attended Dartmouth College (Hanover, New Hampshire), the prestigious Ivy League school, and was a member (and one-time Rush Chairman) of Bones Gate (BG) Fraternity, a localized chapter of Delta Tau Delta (DTD), the fraternity Animal House was based on (according to rumors!).
I enjoyed my time at BG and still consider myself a 'brother/alum,' and I hold dear my memory of the physical house of the fraternity itself, a greatly-designed and beer-basement equipped establishment welcoming seniors looking to revel in their legal drinking age.
College fraternities are social-networking organizations that provide students with an outlet for brotherly and festive extra-curricular activities, but they've been criticized in the national press because of management/civics problems (i.e., alcoholism, misogynistic treatment of women, race-based exclusionary policies, etc.). Dartmouth College, a school with a very rich fraternity-sorority history, tried to eradicate all fraternities/sororities and replace them with non-alcoholic 'cafe-house social experiences' (an initiative which faced strong challenges from fraternity/sorority members/alumni who valued the school's traditions).
There may be no 'permanent' solution to social problems such as misogyny, alcoholism, and racism, but college fraternities/sororities (like other non-school formal gender-based social groups or 'clubs') such as the Masons and the Big Sisters symbolize a community attempt to use membership processes to create general 'teamwork dialogue.'
So this short-story I cooked up is meant to ask the question, "If the U.S. Presidents are part of some secret 'club,' will the last two Presidents (Barack Obama and Donald Trump) be considered 'token diplomats'?" After all, Obama was the first African-American toe be elected as president, and Trump is the first capitalism-baron to be elected as President.
This short-story also made me think about why Woody Allen crafted the 'fame-governance' film Celebrity.
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BG, the respected Ivy League fraternity, was considering expanding its borders to invite social figures and celebrities to join its ranks. Its alumni included prominent figures in history such as Ulysses S. Grant, Bill Gates, and Bo Jackson. Since the recent BG alum, Tom Hardy, had become a prominent Hollywood (USA) movie star, BG decided to use Hardy's networks to extend special invitations to American celebrities/figures who would complement the fraternity's composition and help members retort to the criticism that fraternities/sororities are myopic and closed off from the 'real world.' Hardy and another alum (Ajay Satan) decided to extend secret membership invitations to Tom Cruise (the movie-superstar), Stephen King (the horror-fiction writer), and Donald Trump (the U.S. President!).
When Cruise, King and Trump all accepted their membership-bids, Hardy called a special meeting at his lavish apartment in Switzerland (flying BG members in from around the world with his newfound Hollywood wealth) to christen BG's successful first-time foray into the 'real world.' There was revelry, billiards, readings from past-member testimonies, politics-activism/outreach suggestions, and a screening of Animal House on Hardy's giant projector-screen. Cruise told everyone that he told the SNL and movie-actor John Belushi (before he died) that he would one day join a 'culture-fraternity' with him to commemorate the cultural significance of democracy-pensive folk stories/films such as Animal House. However, President Trump broke up the honorable festivities with the bizarre confession that prior to being elected, he was engaged in an extra-marital love affair with sexy American actress Cameron Diaz at his Trump Taj Mahal casino. Cruise replied to the confession, "It's good to be the king!"
Hardy and Ajay were discussing the problem of misogyny in fraternities and were cooking up ways to retort to the criticism that fraternities/sororities were 'cut-off' from real-world social problems. Hardy proposed that BG make its official *national* drink Mike's Hard Lemonade, a lighter alcoholic beverage which would represent BG's attempt to temper festive revelry with cultural/social 'diplomacy' in the real world. Ajay loved the idea, and soon it was sanctioned by the BG 'elders.' When Mike's Hard Lemonade became BG's official drink, wild rumors flew across the USA, and soon Cameron Diaz discovered that President Trump was a possible member of the symbolic fraternity. Because she still felt slighted by Trump dumping her, she decided to start blogging on the Internet (using the Marvel Comics identity-masking alias/avatar 'Black Cat') about how both Trump and Obama were 'token gentlemen' and should therefore be considered 'hypocrisy diplomats' of the 'couture-obsessed BG fraternity'!
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Bones Gate Fraternity (Dartmouth College)