The case of the deadly cock

[miketx]

Never heard one before but there's a first time for everything.


Rooster pecked woman to death in 'rare' attack, report says

On the heels of a report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) about backyard chickens spreading illness to people in 49 states comes a harrowing tale about a woman who was killed by a rooster that delivered a lethal strike to a varicose vein in her leg.

Rooster pecked woman to death in 'rare' attack, report says

 

[Marion Morrison]

It was probably a spurring. One of my friend's roosters caught me off guard and spurred me right on a nerve in between the foot and shin. I bout killed that sumbitch! My friend asked me not to, but I was ready!

 

[Auld Phart]

Thousands of henpecked husbands cheer

 

[Rambunctious]

My liberal friend gave his Mexican house keeper one of his egg laying chickens and his kids pet named Charlene to make more room for new chickens...the next day she brought it back....in a pot....his wife and kids were screaming and crying and so he had to fire the maid....

 

[mdk]

It happened on a Fry-Day.

 

[toobfreak]

The case of the deadly cock

Thought for sure this was going to be another fbj thread.

 

[Dekster]

poor woman. I had a rooster attack my head one time. If my brother hadn't been there to give it an eventually fatal fighting back I could have met the same fate. That thing was clawed deep into my scalp and there was no me getting it off.

 

[toobfreak]

poor woman. I had a rooster attack my head one time. If my brother hadn't been there to give it an eventually fatal fighting back I could have met the same fate. That thing was clawed deep into my scalp and there was no me getting it off.

Almost put down by the villainous ROOSTER. I guess you never thought you could just PUNCH IT or grab it by the neck and break it.

 

[blastoff]

We need tougher backyard rooster control laws if we’re ever gonna stop this insanity.

 

[miketx]

We need tougher backyard rooster control laws if we’re ever gonna stop this insanity.

Indeed, we should setup cock free zones everywhere.