Texas Republicans back statewide dress code for women!

[DrLove]

AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—A new bill moving swiftly through the Republican-controlled Texas legislature would institute a strict statewide dress code for women.​

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Governor Greg Abbott, a vehement supporter of the bill, said that the dress code would benefit women because “it will give them one less thing to think about when they get up in the morning.”​

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“I believe in the sanctity of human life, and the best way to protect that life, in the case of a woman, is to free her from the stress of having to choose what to wear,” Abbott said.​

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Abbott summarized the new dress code, which bars women from wearing skirts above the knee, sleeveless blouses, and most varieties of pants.​

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“Slacks are fine as long as they have cuffs,” he said. “However, if a woman is caught wearing jeans or dungarees, she will be sent home.”​

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Abbott dismissed comparisons between the state’s proposed dress code and that imposed by the Taliban, which has required women to wear burqas. “We are strongly opposed to masks of any kind,” he said.​

Texas Republicans Back Statewide Dress Code for Women

“I believe in the sanctity of human life, and the best way to protect life, in the case of a woman, is to free her from having to choose what to wear,” the governor said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[surada]

AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—A new bill moving swiftly through the Republican-controlled Texas legislature would institute a strict statewide dress code for women.​

​

Governor Greg Abbott, a vehement supporter of the bill, said that the dress code would benefit women because “it will give them one less thing to think about when they get up in the morning.”​

​

“I believe in the sanctity of human life, and the best way to protect that life, in the case of a woman, is to free her from the stress of having to choose what to wear,” Abbott said.​

​

Abbott summarized the new dress code, which bars women from wearing skirts above the knee, sleeveless blouses, and most varieties of pants.​

​

“Slacks are fine as long as they have cuffs,” he said. “However, if a woman is caught wearing jeans or dungarees, she will be sent home.”​

​

Abbott dismissed comparisons between the state’s proposed dress code and that imposed by the Taliban, which has required women to wear burqas. “We are strongly opposed to masks of any kind,” he said.​

Texas Republicans Back Statewide Dress Code for Women

“I believe in the sanctity of human life, and the best way to protect life, in the case of a woman, is to free her from having to choose what to wear,” the governor said.

www.newyorker.com

Texas would be perfect for the Stepford wives.

 

[Wuwei]

The problem with Andy Borowitz is that what he writes is too plausible.

 

[Rye Catcher]

Texas would be perfect for the Stepford wives.

Yep.

 

[surada]

Yep.

Just call them the Texas Taliban.

 

[Gabe Lackmann]

You clowns are losing your shit over that court decision aren't ya? Fuckin demons.

 

[Lysistrata]

this piece is funny, but it is also extremely sad that it contains a grain of truth. This is the level that guys like abbott actually live at. Frightening. Except for the suits, guys like him behave the same way as guys living in remote mountains somewhere in the Middle East.

 

[Flash]

Whereas in real life this is what Texas chicks look like and they don't want to kill their children.

 

[Lysistrata]

Whereas in real life this is what Texas chicks look like and they don't want to kill thier children.


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How do you know whether these individuals are pro-choice or anti-choice? These are just models who are willing to pose in revealing outfits. They certainly are better looking than Texas men.

 

[Wuwei]

How do you know whether these individuals are pro-choice or anti-choice? These are just models who are willing to pose in revealing outfits. They certainly are better looking than Texas men.

Lysistrata's post was just another vacuous post to ignore.

 

[Flash]

How do you know whether these individuals are pro-choice or anti-choice? These are just models who are willing to pose in revealing outfits. They certainly are better looking than Texas men.

If they were abortion supporting bitches they would be fat ugly Lesbo Feminazi.


You know, like this

 

[Flash]

 

[Lysistrata]

If they were abortion supporting bitches they would be fat ugly Lesbo Feminazi.


You know, like this


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Do you have a functioning brain? Are you playing hooky again?

 

[Flash]

Do you have a functioning brain? Are you playing hooky again?

 

[Man of Ethics]

The whine-fest is out of bounds.

The real display of hysteria is on Twitter with tens of thousands joining in.

 

[BS Filter]

The demons have no sense of humor.

 

[Flash]

The whine-fest is out of bounds.

The real display of hysteria is on Twitter with tens of thousands joining in.

It is now harder to kill a child in Texas and the Libtard women are as butt hurt as can be.

So sorry.

 

[DrLove]

Whereas in real life this is what Texas chicks look like and they don't want to kill their children.

They would definitely want to kill the child if they were impregnated by you.

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

AUSTIN (The Borowitz Report)—A new bill moving swiftly through the Republican-controlled Texas legislature would institute a strict statewide dress code for women.​

​

Governor Greg Abbott, a vehement supporter of the bill, said that the dress code would benefit women because “it will give them one less thing to think about when they get up in the morning.”​

​

“I believe in the sanctity of human life, and the best way to protect that life, in the case of a woman, is to free her from the stress of having to choose what to wear,” Abbott said.​

​

Abbott summarized the new dress code, which bars women from wearing skirts above the knee, sleeveless blouses, and most varieties of pants.​

​

“Slacks are fine as long as they have cuffs,” he said. “However, if a woman is caught wearing jeans or dungarees, she will be sent home.”​

​

Abbott dismissed comparisons between the state’s proposed dress code and that imposed by the Taliban, which has required women to wear burqas. “We are strongly opposed to masks of any kind,” he said.​

Texas Republicans Back Statewide Dress Code for Women

“I believe in the sanctity of human life, and the best way to protect life, in the case of a woman, is to free her from having to choose what to wear,” the governor said.

www.newyorker.com

LOL....

More Satire from the Borowitz Report​

 

[Mac-7]

The problem with Andy Borowitz is that what he writes is too plausible.

What he writes is stupid and implausable

but libs think its real