Texas officially bans sanctuary cities today.

[miketx]

Texas laws:

- The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
- When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
- A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
- It's illegal to sell your eye or to milk someone else's cow.
- Shooting buffalo from a second story window is illegal. Apparently on the first floor and all floors above be sure to bring ammo.
- You cannot take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

By city:

Clarendon - It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
Dallas - It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Borger - It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
Port Arthur - Ilegal to omit obnoxious odors in an elevator.
Mesquite - Children are prohibited from having unusual haircuts.

Bullshit. Like anything you post.

Yes you're too lazy to verify it so in your mind only you know all universal facts instantly on everything.

Do you not understand how childish you look when you do this? You actually believe that being angry about something makes facts disappear?

I repeat my last fact.

LOL fact? Have you done even a simple search for those actual laws in Texas? No, because then you'd be forced to admit to yourself you are wrong. And that for you is death.

Listen turd, this topic is about a law signed today banning sanctuary cities in Texas. You can't reply to that then stfu.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Texas laws:

- The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
- When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
- A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
- It's illegal to sell your eye or to milk someone else's cow.
- Shooting buffalo from a second story window is illegal. Apparently on the first floor and all floors above be sure to bring ammo.
- You cannot take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

By city:

Clarendon - It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
Dallas - It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Borger - It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
Port Arthur - Ilegal to omit obnoxious odors in an elevator.
Mesquite - Children are prohibited from having unusual haircuts.

And then there's that incredible attempt to change US history books, removing Thomas Jefferson because, they said, "he didn't contribute anything".

Thing is, TX takes pride in their ignorance and poor education.

 

[Rambunctious]

Look out California here they come, your sanctuary cities should be filling up with Texas illegals by the thousands. There goes Browns speed train.

 

[danielpalos]

No link as this is just my thoughts on this. Why do we need a law that forces law enforcement and other elected officials to follow the law? Why aren't these criminals arrested and charged like any other criminal would be?

Because it isn't a criminal crime, it is a civil offense.

 

[Wyatt earp]

Texas laws:

- The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
- When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
- A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
- It's illegal to sell your eye or to milk someone else's cow.
- Shooting buffalo from a second story window is illegal. Apparently on the first floor and all floors above be sure to bring ammo.
- You cannot take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

By city:

Clarendon - It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
Dallas - It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Borger - It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
Port Arthur - Ilegal to omit obnoxious odors in an elevator.
Mesquite - Children are prohibited from having unusual haircuts.

And then there's that incredible attempt to change US history books, removing Thomas Jefferson because, they said, "he didn't contribute anything".

Thing is, TX takes pride in their ignorance and poor education.

What's this shit? A liberal praising Thomas Jefferson when it's convenient.?


When are you ever going to stop embarrassing yourself?


Connecticut Dems remove Thomas Jefferson from dinner name over slavery



Liberals Demand Thomas Jefferson Statue Be Removed Saying It's 'Racist' and 'Sexist'






.

 

[miketx]

Texas laws:

- The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
- When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
- A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
- It's illegal to sell your eye or to milk someone else's cow.
- Shooting buffalo from a second story window is illegal. Apparently on the first floor and all floors above be sure to bring ammo.
- You cannot take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

By city:

Clarendon - It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
Dallas - It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Borger - It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
Port Arthur - Ilegal to omit obnoxious odors in an elevator.
Mesquite - Children are prohibited from having unusual haircuts.

And then there's that incredible attempt to change US history books, removing Thomas Jefferson because, they said, "he didn't contribute anything".

Thing is, TX takes pride in their ignorance and poor education.

What's this shit? A liberal praising Thomas Jefferson when it's convenient.?


When are you ever going to stop embarrassing yourself?


Connecticut Dems remove Thomas Jefferson from dinner name over slavery





.

The lies and fake crap never end with these idiots.

 

[Luddly Neddite]

Texas laws:

- The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
- When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
- A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
- It's illegal to sell your eye or to milk someone else's cow.
- Shooting buffalo from a second story window is illegal. Apparently on the first floor and all floors above be sure to bring ammo.
- You cannot take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

By city:

Clarendon - It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
Dallas - It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Borger - It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
Port Arthur - Ilegal to omit obnoxious odors in an elevator.
Mesquite - Children are prohibited from having unusual haircuts.

Bullshit. Like anything you post.

Yes you're too lazy to verify it so in your mind only you know all universal facts instantly on everything.

Do you not understand how childish you look when you do this? You actually believe that being angry about something makes facts disappear?

I repeat my last fact.

LOL fact? Have you done even a simple search for those actual laws in Texas? No, because then you'd be forced to admit to yourself you are wrong. And that for you is death.

Listen turd, this topic is about a law signed today banning sanctuary cities in Texas. You can't reply to that then stfu.

cough cough cough

Read your own link. Then read other sources.

You goofed.

Looks like the jerk is running for office and knew a little red meat would get your blood pressure up.

 

[BULLDOG]

The police force of each and every major city in Texas opposes this.

I'd like to see your sources on this. I suspect you have none. At least none that are credible.

Here are a few. Lots more if you care to look.
Texas police chiefs oppose sanctuary cities bill

Texas' new ban on 'sanctuary cities' could put police in jail if they fail to enforce immigration holds

The sanctuary cities 'safety' measure Texas cops don't want

 

[BULLDOG]

The police force of each and every major city in Texas opposes this.

The dedicated amongst them are free to pursue alternative employment. Welcome to America!

I thought you supported police.

I thought you don't like dirty, lawless cops?



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I don't. They are what caused the problems we have now.

 

[Wyatt earp]

The police force of each and every major city in Texas opposes this.

The dedicated amongst them are free to pursue alternative employment. Welcome to America!

I thought you supported police.

I thought you don't like dirty, lawless cops?



.

I don't. They are what caused the problems we have now.

What?

 

[BULLDOG]

The police force of each and every major city in Texas opposes this.

The dedicated amongst them are free to pursue alternative employment. Welcome to America!

I thought you supported police.

I thought you don't like dirty, lawless cops?



.

I don't. They are what caused the problems we have now.

What?

Dirty lawless cops. I don't like them. It's a shame they make the good ones look so bad.

 

[danielpalos]

The party of nothing but repeal and Increased Litigation, strikes again.

 

[IsaacNewton]

Texas laws:

- The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
- When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
- A recently passed anti-crime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
- It's illegal to sell your eye or to milk someone else's cow.
- Shooting buffalo from a second story window is illegal. Apparently on the first floor and all floors above be sure to bring ammo.
- You cannot take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

By city:

Clarendon - It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
Dallas - It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Borger - It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
Port Arthur - Ilegal to omit obnoxious odors in an elevator.
Mesquite - Children are prohibited from having unusual haircuts.

And then there's that incredible attempt to change US history books, removing Thomas Jefferson because, they said, "he didn't contribute anything".

Thing is, TX takes pride in their ignorance and poor education.

What's this shit? A liberal praising Thomas Jefferson when it's convenient.?


When are you ever going to stop embarrassing yourself?


Connecticut Dems remove Thomas Jefferson from dinner name over slavery





.

The lies and fake crap never end with these idiots.

No one trusts a cat that wears lipstick and rouge. It's so fake.