- Oct 31, 2012
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San Antonio - Governor Gregg Abbot announced today that since President Biden will no longer let them secure their border, they have decided to move back into the Alamo that is now surrounded by barbed wire. The entire state of Texas will be moved there, except for Austin who will be bused to Martha's Vineyard in order to escape the immigrant invasion, really, the only place left on earth to escape the immigrant invasion. "We were going to secede at first", declared Abott, but the paperwork got to be too much and it was too costly. This plan is far simpler and much, much, much, cheaper. Yes, muchly cheaper"
Upon getting word of the plan, President Biden declared, "But the Alamo is federal land and they can't do that either, send in the troops!", prompting governor Abott to respond, "Ok smarty, where can we go then? I know, we will all go to Biden's state Delaware". Upon hearing this threat, President Biden responded, "Um, I guess you can stay there for a while, but make sure Davy Crocket registers those guns this time round. Last time we talked he refused!!", declared President Biden,
Meanwhile, at the Texas border...................................