Texas Fishin'

[dilloduck]

> > A young man from Texas was stopped by a game warden as he carried an ice
> chest full of fish away from a small lake.
> > The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those
> fish?"
> > "Nossir, I ain't got no license...don't really need one. These here are
my
> pet fish."
> > "Pet fish? I don't believe that for a second. I'm gonna confiscate those
> fish and fine you $15.00 for each one you have in that chest."
> > "Honest, Mr. Game Warden. Pert near very night I take 'em down to the
lake
> and let 'em swim around for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right
back
> into this here ice chest and I take 'em home."
> > "B.S.! Fish can't do that!"
> > The guy looked at the game warden for a moment then said, "It's the
truth.
> I'll show you. It really works."
> > "Okay, I've GOT to see this!"
> > The young man poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After
> several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
> > "Well, what?" said the guy.
> > "When are you going to call them back?"
> > "Call who back?"
> > "The FISH."
> > "What fish?"

 

[Nienna]

Very funny!

*BONUS* And CLEAN!