Terrified Biden Seen Wandering White House.

[Uncensored2008]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.


"Barack! Barack! Where are ya, you ol' devil?" Biden yelled as he shuffled through the hallways in his bathrobe and slippers. "You can't hide from me, I know all the best hiding spots around here, you know that! Barack? Helloooo?"

After several minutes of fruitless searching, Biden got more agitated and uncooperative, aides say. At one point he bumped into Kamala Harris and asked for her help. "Michelle! Where's your husband Michelle? I need him real quick. Important meeting."

Amid increased calls for Democrats to show some humanity and help Biden step down and live out his remaining years peacefully, Press Secretary Jen Psaki said to the press: "Statements by these anonymous sources are completely false. The President is in perfect health and also has a fully functional brain."

"Also, there is no crisis at the border," she added. "But if there is, it's totally Trump's fault. No further questions at this time."

Terrified Biden Wanders Around The White House Wondering Where Obama Went

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.

babylonbee.com

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.


"Barack! Barack! Where are ya, you ol' devil?" Biden yelled as he shuffled through the hallways in his bathrobe and slippers. "You can't hide from me, I know all the best hiding spots around here, you know that! Barack? Helloooo?"

After several minutes of fruitless searching, Biden got more agitated and uncooperative, aides say. At one point he bumped into Kamala Harris and asked for her help. "Michelle! Where's your husband Michelle? I need him real quick. Important meeting."

Amid increased calls for Democrats to show some humanity and help Biden step down and live out his remaining years peacefully, Press Secretary Jen Psaki said to the press: "Statements by these anonymous sources are completely false. The President is in perfect health and also has a fully functional brain."

"Also, there is no crisis at the border," she added. "But if there is, it's totally Trump's fault. No further questions at this time."

Terrified Biden Wanders Around The White House Wondering Where Obama Went

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.

babylonbee.com

You got a problem. Anonymous sources will not cut it anymore. Sources must notarize their statements.

He's got eyes like lumps of coal. Amphetamines don't hide. They forgot he will need blue fake contacts. Are they that stupid?

 

[task0778]

The President is in perfect health and also has a fully functional brain."

Whose brain is it, I wonder. Bidenstein!

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.


"Barack! Barack! Where are ya, you ol' devil?" Biden yelled as he shuffled through the hallways in his bathrobe and slippers. "You can't hide from me, I know all the best hiding spots around here, you know that! Barack? Helloooo?"

After several minutes of fruitless searching, Biden got more agitated and uncooperative, aides say. At one point he bumped into Kamala Harris and asked for her help. "Michelle! Where's your husband Michelle? I need him real quick. Important meeting."

Amid increased calls for Democrats to show some humanity and help Biden step down and live out his remaining years peacefully, Press Secretary Jen Psaki said to the press: "Statements by these anonymous sources are completely false. The President is in perfect health and also has a fully functional brain."

"Also, there is no crisis at the border," she added. "But if there is, it's totally Trump's fault. No further questions at this time."

Terrified Biden Wanders Around The White House Wondering Where Obama Went

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.

babylonbee.com

I posted before I opened that up......BAAAAAWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHA.....But it really isn't fake newz.

 

[Votto]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.


"Barack! Barack! Where are ya, you ol' devil?" Biden yelled as he shuffled through the hallways in his bathrobe and slippers. "You can't hide from me, I know all the best hiding spots around here, you know that! Barack? Helloooo?"

After several minutes of fruitless searching, Biden got more agitated and uncooperative, aides say. At one point he bumped into Kamala Harris and asked for her help. "Michelle! Where's your husband Michelle? I need him real quick. Important meeting."

Amid increased calls for Democrats to show some humanity and help Biden step down and live out his remaining years peacefully, Press Secretary Jen Psaki said to the press: "Statements by these anonymous sources are completely false. The President is in perfect health and also has a fully functional brain."

"Also, there is no crisis at the border," she added. "But if there is, it's totally Trump's fault. No further questions at this time."

Terrified Biden Wanders Around The White House Wondering Where Obama Went

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.

babylonbee.com

And you want someone with less mental capacity to take his place?

 

[two_iron]

The stuttering fuck is looking for a 12-year old..... and that's not scotch...

 

[Oddball]

 

[HenryBHough]

Meanwhile the Gaffer-in-Chief seems Hell bent on starting a war with....


IRELAND!


St. Patrick's Day gaffe not well relceived says the exceedingly left-wing British newspaper - The Guardian:

Biden made 'orange' joke to Irish Taoiseach in St Patrick's Day gaffe

JOE BIDEN once made one of his trademark gaffes as he met Ireland's former Taoiseach Enda Kenny to mark St Patrick's Day.

www.express.co.uk

JOE BIDEN once made one of his trademark gaffes as he met Ireland's former prime minister Enda Kenny to mark St Patrick's Day.

Last week the US President Joe Biden seemed to forget the Defence Secretary's name and even his job title in a speech -– calling Lloyd Austin the "guy who runs that outfit over there". The President was announcing two women were to be promoted to elite, four-star general commands at a ceremony at the White House on International Women'

"My - the guy who runs that outfit over there."

He then quickly added: "I want to make sure we thank the Secretary for all he's done."

The 78-year-old self-confessed "gaffe machine" has made verbal fumbles a hallmark of his career.

Then The Guardian reminded the world of how Xiden's mental decline was in evidence several years ago:

On St Patrick's Day six years ago, the then vice president infamously had another foot-in-mouth moment as he greeted Irish politicians.

Sporting a green tie and noticing that everyone else was also wearing one, or clad in green, he suddenly blurted: "Anyone wearing orange is not welcome in here."

The purported joke was a reference to Ireland's religious and political divide which was at the heart of the Troubles, the violence which killed 3,000 from the late Sixties until the start of the millennium.

Oh well.....I mean an individual person who takes joy in the death of 500,000 Americans can hardly be faulted for making light amusement out of a mere 3,000 deaths!

Materia in bold type directly from TheGuardian

 

[Toro]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.


"Barack! Barack! Where are ya, you ol' devil?" Biden yelled as he shuffled through the hallways in his bathrobe and slippers. "You can't hide from me, I know all the best hiding spots around here, you know that! Barack? Helloooo?"

After several minutes of fruitless searching, Biden got more agitated and uncooperative, aides say. At one point he bumped into Kamala Harris and asked for her help. "Michelle! Where's your husband Michelle? I need him real quick. Important meeting."

Amid increased calls for Democrats to show some humanity and help Biden step down and live out his remaining years peacefully, Press Secretary Jen Psaki said to the press: "Statements by these anonymous sources are completely false. The President is in perfect health and also has a fully functional brain."

"Also, there is no crisis at the border," she added. "But if there is, it's totally Trump's fault. No further questions at this time."

Terrified Biden Wanders Around The White House Wondering Where Obama Went

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.

babylonbee.com

An Alzheimer's patient beat your Orange God

lol

 

[skye]

Where is Ovomit??? where is Ovomit??????

he misses Hussein.

 

[themirrorthief]

Meanwhile the Gaffer-in-Chief seems Hell bent on starting a war with....


IRELAND!


St. Patrick's Day gaffe not well relceived says the exceedingly left-wing British newspaper - The Guardian:

Biden made 'orange' joke to Irish Taoiseach in St Patrick's Day gaffe

JOE BIDEN once made one of his trademark gaffes as he met Ireland's former Taoiseach Enda Kenny to mark St Patrick's Day.

www.express.co.uk

JOE BIDEN once made one of his trademark gaffes as he met Ireland's former prime minister Enda Kenny to mark St Patrick's Day.

Last week the US President Joe Biden seemed to forget the Defence Secretary's name and even his job title in a speech -– calling Lloyd Austin the "guy who runs that outfit over there". The President was announcing two women were to be promoted to elite, four-star general commands at a ceremony at the White House on International Women'

"My - the guy who runs that outfit over there."

He then quickly added: "I want to make sure we thank the Secretary for all he's done."

The 78-year-old self-confessed "gaffe machine" has made verbal fumbles a hallmark of his career.

Then The Guardian reminded the world of how Xiden's mental decline was in evidence several years ago:

On St Patrick's Day six years ago, the then vice president infamously had another foot-in-mouth moment as he greeted Irish politicians.

Sporting a green tie and noticing that everyone else was also wearing one, or clad in green, he suddenly blurted: "Anyone wearing orange is not welcome in here."

The purported joke was a reference to Ireland's religious and political divide which was at the heart of the Troubles, the violence which killed 3,000 from the late Sixties until the start of the millennium.

Oh well.....I mean an individual person who takes joy in the death of 500,000 Americans can hardly be faulted for making light amusement out of a mere 3,000 deaths!

Materia in bold type directly from TheGuardian

bout time we invaded Ireland...yes!!!!!!!

 

[two_iron]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.


"Barack! Barack! Where are ya, you ol' devil?" Biden yelled as he shuffled through the hallways in his bathrobe and slippers. "You can't hide from me, I know all the best hiding spots around here, you know that! Barack? Helloooo?"

After several minutes of fruitless searching, Biden got more agitated and uncooperative, aides say. At one point he bumped into Kamala Harris and asked for her help. "Michelle! Where's your husband Michelle? I need him real quick. Important meeting."

Amid increased calls for Democrats to show some humanity and help Biden step down and live out his remaining years peacefully, Press Secretary Jen Psaki said to the press: "Statements by these anonymous sources are completely false. The President is in perfect health and also has a fully functional brain."

"Also, there is no crisis at the border," she added. "But if there is, it's totally Trump's fault. No further questions at this time."

Terrified Biden Wanders Around The White House Wondering Where Obama Went

WASHINGTON, D.C.—According to anonymous sources, Biden was seen wandering the White House grounds this morning, desperately looking for President Obama.

babylonbee.com

An Alzheimer's patient beat your Orange God

lol

Why are you calling Dominion an Alzheimer patient?

C'mon man!

Let's ask Sleepy:

 

[themirrorthief]

Where is Ovomit??? where is Ovomit??????

he misses Hussein.


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poor old sad pathetic and horribly addled Joe

 

[Oddball]

Why are you calling Dominion an Alzheimer patient?

C'mon man!

Let's ask Sleepy:

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That woman is fucking evil.