You do know that every time a liberal uses that inane piece of logic, a kitten dies, don't you?
So by the same reasoning, I must be a closet gun-hater because I own so many of the damned things, right?
Or I must really love liver and onions, because the thought of it makes me want to puke, right?
Or how about this: I'm really a closet Democrat because I vote Republican every election.
Now do you see why we conservatives think you people have some loose screws upstairs?
It's the truth. I know of NO straight man who obsesses over gay sex like a closet gay. Keep spinning though as it only makes you look even more pathetic.
Bullshit. If I was gay, you'd have no other recourse than to sympathize with me, support my "cause", and go out an protest for my "rights", being the brain-dead liberal that you are.
Otherwise, your peers would condemn you for being "homophobic."
Looks like you're backed into a corner, hypocrite.
No, we would not being supporting your bigotry if you were gay and engaging in gay bashing as a smokescreen to prove that you are straight- which may well be what you're doing. But I would have great sympathy for the pain that you are apparently in. I think that it is who are backed into a corner.
Ever notice that actual straight men don't have to claim over and over that they are. Nor, are they as obsessed with gay sex and JGalt is.
I have many gay and lesbian friends and none of them have ever mentioned anything about sex at all. They're just ordinary people who want to go on with their lives just like everyone else does. There are two married male couples and one married female couple and a some who are single. One couple lives in the SFO area but the rest live around here. We get together for lunch/dinner occasionally and not once does sex ever enter into the conversation. My one lesbian friend and I meet more frequently and have gone to the movies a few times. She's a very talented musician and master woodworker. She made a mandolin out of a wooden cigar box and it's beautiful. When we part to go home, I hug her right on the street and don't give a rat's ass what anyone thinks about it. I feel blessed to have all of them as my friends. They're talented, creative, educated, and just good people. All of them are so much better than any of the homophobes here on this board.
So if I really am gay like you think I am, you'd have no objection to seeing you naked? Maybe giving you a nice back rub or something?
Everyone knows that women feel less "threatened" by gay people, than they do straight men, so why not take me up on my offer?
I promise, I won't try to stick it in you because after all, I'm gay. We could even be BFF.
Maybe afterward, we can go shopping for clothes at the mall and have a mocha at Starbucks, while I tell you how fabulous you look in that new dress, and that I wish I had the figure to wear something like that.