Teleportation to The Waffle House: This Guy Runs a Division of FEMA. WOW.

[Nuthin' Fancy]

Gotta be better than some of the freaks in the last one.
Like the queer luggage-stealing felon. Remember him?

Did it get teleported too?

 

[EMH]

Are they people who try TOO hard to be like Jesus?

The REAL Jesus, the actual one, was a completely sick liar who bilked 5k people out of everything, enslaved them, spent the money at the brothel, and then tried to starve them = the Jewish version of Jeeesy...

Heretical Librarian: Bible Burning in Israel

hereticallibrarian.blogspot.com

mid-May, Uzi Aharon, the deputy mayor of an Israeli town called Or Yehuda, found out that "messianic Jews" (Jews who believe in Jesus) had dropped off some New Testaments in his community. His response was to organize a group of yeshiva students who collected several hundred of the books and burned them in a public bonfire.

In an interview with the Jerusalem Post, Aharon denied wanting the bibles to be burned. However, the Post noted that his story changed quite dramatically over the course of May 20, the day that news of the book burning became public:

Aharon had a very busy Tuesday. In the morning, Ma'ariv ran a story on how he organized to retrieve and burn hundreds of New Testaments given to Ethiopian Jews in his city by local messianic Jews. By 9 a.m. he was on an Army Radio news-talk show defending his actions, which he called "purging the evil among us."

 

[Mashmont]

The REAL Jesus, the actual one, was a completely sick liar who bilked 5k people out of everything, enslaved them, spent the money at the brothel, and then tried to starve them = the Jewish version of Jeeesy...

Heretical Librarian: Bible Burning in Israel

hereticallibrarian.blogspot.com

The post right here tells me we have nothing to discuss. You spend most of your time in the sewer forums, don't you?

 

[EMH]

^^^^


doesn't like truth at all

 

[candycorn]

Nobody at the Waffle House remembers that guy that came in once. That’s a shocker. One thing Waffle House employees are known for is remembering every single person that enters the store.

Nonsense.

Only liberals can turn God guiding someone of faith to a place into they teleported there.

That’s what he said on a podcast

Typical left wing horseshit reporting and you fall for it every time.

The story is documented

 

[candycorn]

I just saw this on YouTube.



Odd thing to publicize for a FRMA official.

I relate. I teleport to an insane asylum every time I read lefty posts on this MB.

The story of this Trump administration official is true. I do enjoy the spin you guys are attempting though

 

[LordBrownTrout]

CC may get mad when reading this. Shutting down those waffles.

The 'Waffle House Index' FEMA Uses To Gauge Natural Disasters - Tasting Table

The Waffle House Index was invented by a FEMA administrator, used to determine how bad storms were. If a Waffle House was closed that meant the storm was bad.

www.tastingtable.com

 

[Cellblock2429]

I know. Like the cult that believes driving cars will cause the world sea level to rise three feet.

/—-/ And buys ocean front property…

 

[Independent thinker]

/----/ I once met a hot chick at a bar; she brought over drinks. Next thing I knew, I woke up in a cheap hotel, in the tub filled with ice, and minus one kidney.

Reminds me of a true story a friend of mine told me a long time ago.

Him and I shared an apartment. A lot of times I spent the night over at my girlfriend's house. This one day it was his birthday and I decided to sleep over at our apartment so I came home early that night. I hadn't told him in advance. So, I showed up and he's having a little party with two girls who were actually twins. I shocked the hell out of him by showing up. He pulls me aside and begs me to sleep over at my girlfriend's house that night as he's hoping for a special night. Well, what could I do? That's what friends are for so I left.

The next day I came home and I wanted to hear his story of what happened, as I had never been that lucky. He looks at me and then looks down, shaking his head, and says that I'm never going to believe what happened. They had all been drinking up a storm and they all wound up in bed together. He was drunk out of his mind, had to pee, and went to the bathroom before things got really heated. He was so drunk that when he came out of the bathroom he wound up staggering into the living room and collapsed down on the couch, falling asleep. When he woke up in the morning he found the two girls had left.

 

[Winston]

 

[SaxonJackson]

Teleportation to The Waffle House: This Guy Runs a Division of FEMA. WOW.​

This happened to me back in the 70s after I had downed some tequila; smoked a joint laced with honey oil; and swallowed a hit of Orange Sunshine.

 

[candycorn]

CC may get mad when reading this. Shutting down those waffles.

The 'Waffle House Index' FEMA Uses To Gauge Natural Disasters - Tasting Table

The Waffle House Index was invented by a FEMA administrator, used to determine how bad storms were. If a Waffle House was closed that meant the storm was bad.

www.tastingtable.com

The Waffle House Index is a real thing.

Not sure how that ties into a Trump administration official's paranormal beliefs though.

I'm sure whenever we have our upcoming emergencies, he'll use his teleportation powers to get people out of harms way....

 

[Gary Seven]

The relentlessly stupid treasonous idiots who believe if we wipe out Israel's neighbors and give Israel that land that Fraud JEEESY floats down from the clouds...

I wanted to give you a trophy for that but the urge to just laugh was too much!

"Fraud JEEESY"...that's PRICELESS!

 

[LordBrownTrout]

The Waffle House Index is a real thing.

Not sure how that ties into a Trump administration official's paranormal beliefs though.

I'm sure whenever we have our upcoming emergencies, he'll use his teleportation powers to get people out of harms way....

You'll probably be correct. Yeah, they really do use that. It was used during the last ice storm this past winter in the Midwest.