Taliban TV Guide:

[WillowTree]

Blowing up Buddha

 

[WillowTree]

Alternative sports.

 

[syrenn]

Caves of our Lives

All my human shields

 

[Jeremy]

Hate plus eight.

 

[syrenn]

The Fatwas of Hazzard

 

[Jeremy]

To catch a Bacha Bazi...

 

[xotoxi]

To catch a Bacha Bazi...

Don't you mean...

LOVE CONNECTION

 

[Ringel05]

Caves of our Lives

Slave are our Wives

 

[Ringel05]

CBN Car Bomb Network.
This week: Wiring for a fool proof detonation.

 

[R.C. Christian]

Taliban TV Guide


MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Osama In The Middle"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Torture"
8:30 - "Who Wants to be a Terrorist"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "Dharma & Mohammed"
8:30 - "That Taliban Show"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Survivor - Afghanistan!"
8:30 - "Touched by an Infidel"
9:00 - "Veronica's Closet-Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Afganistan's Funniest Surveillance Tapes"
9:00 - "What Law & Order?"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"

Ah, 8 years later some ressurects the core of my old Taliban TV Guide.

Your forgot the best muslim shows of all time:

1. This old Mosque
2. Little Hamas on the Prairie
3. I dream of Jihad
4. America's funniest dead muslims
5. Dog the jew hunter
6. Fiends
7. CSI Islamabad
8. Allah in the Family
9. Sanford and 30 sons
10. Murder She Likes
11. Kate and Allah
12. The New Leave It To Osama
13. Mad About Jews
14. Everybody loves Muhammed
15. Married with corpses


Soaps:
1. All My Children Are Stinking Terrorists
2. As the World Burns
3. The Guiding Shiite


And don't forget Allah's top 40 favorites from the 80's

1. Head Chop Boys - West Bank Girls
2. Quran Quran - Hungry Like the Goat
3. PLO Speedwagon - Keep on Stabbing You
4. Shiite Ranger - Sister Muslim

 

[Missourian]

The PLO NewsHour with Bagdad Bob.

 

[Mr.Fitnah]

Taliban TV Guide


MONDAYS:
8:00 - "Husseinfeld"
8:30 - "Mad About Everything"
9:00 - "Osama In The Middle"
9:30 - "The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show"
10:00 - "Allah McBeal"

TUESDAYS:
8:00 - "Wheel of Torture"
8:30 - "Who Wants to be a Terrorist"
9:00 - "Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things"
9:30 - "Afghanistan's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers"
10:00 - "Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer"

WEDNESDAYS:
8:00 - "Dharma & Mohammed"
8:30 - "That Taliban Show"
9:00 - "Two Guys, a Girl, and a Pita"
9:30 - "Just Shoot Everyone"
10:00 - "Veilwatch"

THURSDAYS:
8:00 - "Survivor - Afghanistan!"
8:30 - "Touched by an Infidel"
9:00 - "Veronica's Closet-Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses"
9:30 - "My Two Baghdads"
10:00 - "Diagnosis: Heresy"

FRIDAYS:
8:00 - "Judge Laden"
8:30 - "Afganistan's Funniest Surveillance Tapes"
9:00 - "What Law & Order?"
9:30 - "Achmeds Creek"
10:00 - "No-witness News"

With regard to television, it is a dangerous device and its harmful effects are very great, like those of the cinema, or even worse. We know from the research that has been written about it and from the words of experts in Arab countries and elsewhere enough to indicate that it is dangerous and very harmful to Islamic beliefs (‘aqeedah), morals and the state of society.
Islam Question and Answer - Ruling on watching TV

 

[Colin]

Watch out for these films!

Dances with Goats

Blow up

Ahmedgeddon

The Sunnishine Boys

 

[Jeremy]

Everybody Loves Ramadan
&
Everybody Hates Christ

are still my favs....

 

[ABikerSailor]

What about, How I met your Taliban?

Hey Tom, "How I Met Your Burka" would work better.

 

[California Girl]

Judge Jihadi is great daytime viewing.

 

[Jeremy]

Blastmasters

 

[Rat in the Hat]

And that all time favorite,

Are you smarter than a mujahideen?

 

[PoliticalChic]

And that all time favorite,

Are you smarter than a mujahideen?

And the Disney one, "Follow Your Star...As Long As It's Under A Crescent."

 

[daveman]

This thread is full of win!