Swiss Army Knife

[yidnar]

You've already ordered one, haven't you.

and you've ordered the deluxe model ..

 

[yidnar]

Won't affect me, as an independent. I carry Smith & Wesson Extreme Ops.
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lol ... independent ..

 

[WinterBorn]

Swiss Army knives have been around for a minute. But the Romans scooped the Swiss on this one.

The Roman Army Knife: Or how the ingenuity of the Swiss was beaten by 1,800 years

The intricately designed Roman implement, which dates back to 200AD, is made from silver but has an iron blade and features a spoon, fork and retractable spike.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[d0gbreath]

No one's ever heard "Stick a fork in him"?