Aw SHIT!
It's already happened. A swallowed pedometer is flamed for the fire which damaged the home of.....
Pigpens catch fire after pigs swallow and excrete pedometer
But firefighters quickly saved the bacon!
Moral: Never give a street bum in San Francisco a fitness toy lest the city have a fire worse than that wot accompanied the earthquake that tried, in vain, to cleanse that pig sty!
It's already happened. A swallowed pedometer is flamed for the fire which damaged the home of.....
Pigpens catch fire after pigs swallow and excrete pedometer
But firefighters quickly saved the bacon!
Moral: Never give a street bum in San Francisco a fitness toy lest the city have a fire worse than that wot accompanied the earthquake that tried, in vain, to cleanse that pig sty!
