Surviving Assassination Attempt Worse Than Succumbing

[bitterlyclingin]

Guaranteed this dude didn't bother with anything remotely resembling a colonoscopy prep when he stuffed the bomb up his rectum. And you foolishly thought it was silly when the Mullah issued a Fatwah ordering his religious soldiers to allow themselves to be sodomized regularly and often in order to be able to accommodate larger explosive devices in their rectums. Talk about "Sh!t hitting the fan"

Taliban Suicide Bomber Tries To Kill Afghan Spy Chief With Rectum Bomb? | Weasel Zippers

 

[Zarius]

guaranteed this dude didn't bother with anything remotely resembling a colonoscopy prep when he stuffed the bomb up his rectum. And you foolishly thought it was silly when the mullah issued a fatwah ordering his religious soldiers to allow themselves to be sodomized regularly and often in order to be able to accommodate larger explosive devices in their rectums. Talk about "sh!t hitting the fan"

taliban suicide bomber tries to kill afghan spy chief with rectum bomb? | weasel zippers

lmao