Survey: Sexual Orientation (9 Options)

[mudwhistle]

Anyone else wondering who the 'bisexual' is?

Sure I experimented with homosexuality in college a couple times but who didn't, right? RIGHT? Hello? Anyone? LOL

What happened at college stays at college.

What happens at college can usually be treated.

 

[mudwhistle]

Anyone else wondering who the 'bisexual' is?

Sure I experimented with homosexuality in college a couple times but who didn't, right? RIGHT? Hello? Anyone? LOL

What happened at college stays at college.

Crabs, drugs, women I hope I never see again, etc. No men though. The only reason I selected bisexual is because if I was in jail for life I'd probably let a guy blow me. Just being honest. Or if I was on a deserted island for over a year and it didn't seem like we would ever be saved. The question is, would I ever be the catcher? I guess it depends on how big his cock is. LOL. OMG I'm weirding myself out.

Was with a guy once that when I saw his penis I literally said, "Oh. No, no I change my mind." Was pornstar huge. Too much of a good thing. Tried sucking him but got instant jaw fatigue.

The other day I was at Lifetime Fitness and this guy ran from the shower to his locker as fast as he could because he had a raging hard on. I would have been embarrassed for him if his cock wasn't so big. Lol instead I was jealous. Still what the hell was he hard about?

Some of us get those when we dream.

He must have been sleeping in the shower.

Either that or he was trolling for queers....

 

[sealybobo]

Anyone else wondering who the 'bisexual' is?

Sure I experimented with homosexuality in college a couple times but who didn't, right? RIGHT? Hello? Anyone? LOL

What happened at college stays at college.

What happens at college can usually be treated.

I really wish I would have stopped partying after 3 years and got serious towards the end of school it would have gotten me probably to a much better job starting off right out of school which is important. If you start off in the wrong industry and now you have experience in the wrong field that you don't want to be in good luck jumping into another industry or field

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Used to get erections in gym class. Wasn't into guys at the time so it was a source of discomfort. Then I began masturbating regularly and they went away

 

[mudwhistle]

Used to get erections in gym class. Wasn't into guys at the time so it was a source of discomfort. Then I began masturbating regularly and they went away

Funny how that happens....

 

[sealybobo]

Sure I experimented with homosexuality in college a couple times but who didn't, right? RIGHT? Hello? Anyone? LOL

What happened at college stays at college.

Crabs, drugs, women I hope I never see again, etc. No men though. The only reason I selected bisexual is because if I was in jail for life I'd probably let a guy blow me. Just being honest. Or if I was on a deserted island for over a year and it didn't seem like we would ever be saved. The question is, would I ever be the catcher? I guess it depends on how big his cock is. LOL. OMG I'm weirding myself out.

Was with a guy once that when I saw his penis I literally said, "Oh. No, no I change my mind." Was pornstar huge. Too much of a good thing. Tried sucking him but got instant jaw fatigue.

The other day I was at Lifetime Fitness and this guy ran from the shower to his locker as fast as he could because he had a raging hard on. I would have been embarrassed for him if his cock wasn't so big. Lol instead I was jealous. Still what the hell was he hard about?

Some of us get those when we dream.

He must have been sleeping in the shower.

Either that or he was trolling for queers....

I've gotten hard in the hot tub. I don't get out till its gone. Do you know lifetime fitness? Sooo many hot young girls and milfs and everything in between.

This poor little Arab girl was so cute but her dad needs to go get her eyebrows trimmed. He probably likes her being ugly. He probably dreads the day she hottens up. I don't know how I went from hardons to her but I totally didn't get a boner over monobrow.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Used to get erections in gym class. Wasn't into guys at the time so it was a source of discomfort. Then I began masturbating regularly and they went away

Funny how that happens....

Think it was just the loose short shorts. Why I don't like boxers. Things move too freely.

 

[sealybobo]

Used to get erections in gym class. Wasn't into guys at the time so it was a source of discomfort. Then I began masturbating regularly and they went away

Who the guys? Lol

 

[mudwhistle]

What happened at college stays at college.

Crabs, drugs, women I hope I never see again, etc. No men though. The only reason I selected bisexual is because if I was in jail for life I'd probably let a guy blow me. Just being honest. Or if I was on a deserted island for over a year and it didn't seem like we would ever be saved. The question is, would I ever be the catcher? I guess it depends on how big his cock is. LOL. OMG I'm weirding myself out.

Was with a guy once that when I saw his penis I literally said, "Oh. No, no I change my mind." Was pornstar huge. Too much of a good thing. Tried sucking him but got instant jaw fatigue.

The other day I was at Lifetime Fitness and this guy ran from the shower to his locker as fast as he could because he had a raging hard on. I would have been embarrassed for him if his cock wasn't so big. Lol instead I was jealous. Still what the hell was he hard about?

Some of us get those when we dream.

He must have been sleeping in the shower.

Either that or he was trolling for queers....

I've gotten hard in the hot tub. I don't get out till its gone. Do you know lifetime fitness? Sooo many hot young girls and milfs and everything in between.

This poor little Arab girl was so cute but her dad needs to go get her eyebrows trimmed. He probably likes her being ugly. He probably dreads the day she hottens up. I don't know how I went from hardons to her but I totally didn't get a boner over monobrow.

This is why they invented Sharia law.

BTW, girls like that are more attractive to me. Girls that look like they're not stuck up or something.

 

[mudwhistle]

Used to get erections in gym class. Wasn't into guys at the time so it was a source of discomfort. Then I began masturbating regularly and they went away

Funny how that happens....

Think it was just the loose short shorts. Why I don't like boxers. Things move too freely.

Boxers rub me raw....but you get used to them.

Used to go Commando all of the time when I was in the military to keep away the Jungle Rot.

 

[sealybobo]

Crabs, drugs, women I hope I never see again, etc. No men though. The only reason I selected bisexual is because if I was in jail for life I'd probably let a guy blow me. Just being honest. Or if I was on a deserted island for over a year and it didn't seem like we would ever be saved. The question is, would I ever be the catcher? I guess it depends on how big his cock is. LOL. OMG I'm weirding myself out.

Was with a guy once that when I saw his penis I literally said, "Oh. No, no I change my mind." Was pornstar huge. Too much of a good thing. Tried sucking him but got instant jaw fatigue.

The other day I was at Lifetime Fitness and this guy ran from the shower to his locker as fast as he could because he had a raging hard on. I would have been embarrassed for him if his cock wasn't so big. Lol instead I was jealous. Still what the hell was he hard about?

Some of us get those when we dream.

He must have been sleeping in the shower.

Either that or he was trolling for queers....

I've gotten hard in the hot tub. I don't get out till its gone. Do you know lifetime fitness? Sooo many hot young girls and milfs and everything in between.

This poor little Arab girl was so cute but her dad needs to go get her eyebrows trimmed. He probably likes her being ugly. He probably dreads the day she hottens up. I don't know how I went from hardons to her but I totally didn't get a boner over monobrow.

This is why they invented Sharia law.

BTW, girls like that are more attractive to me. Girls that look like they're not stuck up or something.

I notice most girls get that confidence the day they turn 18. I see hot girls 17 who flirt all sudden I'm just an old man when they turn 18? Probably why they make the legal age 18.

I love when Quagmire showed up on Megs 18th birthday.lol

 

[mudwhistle]

Was with a guy once that when I saw his penis I literally said, "Oh. No, no I change my mind." Was pornstar huge. Too much of a good thing. Tried sucking him but got instant jaw fatigue.

The other day I was at Lifetime Fitness and this guy ran from the shower to his locker as fast as he could because he had a raging hard on. I would have been embarrassed for him if his cock wasn't so big. Lol instead I was jealous. Still what the hell was he hard about?

Some of us get those when we dream.

He must have been sleeping in the shower.

Either that or he was trolling for queers....

I've gotten hard in the hot tub. I don't get out till its gone. Do you know lifetime fitness? Sooo many hot young girls and milfs and everything in between.

This poor little Arab girl was so cute but her dad needs to go get her eyebrows trimmed. He probably likes her being ugly. He probably dreads the day she hottens up. I don't know how I went from hardons to her but I totally didn't get a boner over monobrow.

This is why they invented Sharia law.

BTW, girls like that are more attractive to me. Girls that look like they're not stuck up or something.

I notice most girls get that confidence the day they turn 18. I see hot girls 17 who flirt all sudden I'm just an old man when they turn 18? Probably why they make the legal age 18.

I love when Quagmire showed up on Megs 18th birthday.lol

If you want to attract girls in that age group you usually have to have long hair. But then....they aren't very good at conversation.

I like women between 25 and 45.

Then there's Stiflers' Mom.

 

[Delta4Embassy]

The other day I was at Lifetime Fitness and this guy ran from the shower to his locker as fast as he could because he had a raging hard on. I would have been embarrassed for him if his cock wasn't so big. Lol instead I was jealous. Still what the hell was he hard about?

Some of us get those when we dream.

He must have been sleeping in the shower.

Either that or he was trolling for queers....

I've gotten hard in the hot tub. I don't get out till its gone. Do you know lifetime fitness? Sooo many hot young girls and milfs and everything in between.

This poor little Arab girl was so cute but her dad needs to go get her eyebrows trimmed. He probably likes her being ugly. He probably dreads the day she hottens up. I don't know how I went from hardons to her but I totally didn't get a boner over monobrow.

This is why they invented Sharia law.

BTW, girls like that are more attractive to me. Girls that look like they're not stuck up or something.

I notice most girls get that confidence the day they turn 18. I see hot girls 17 who flirt all sudden I'm just an old man when they turn 18? Probably why they make the legal age 18.

I love when Quagmire showed up on Megs 18th birthday.lol

If you want to attract girls in that age group you usually have to have long hair. But then....they aren't very good at conversation.

I like women between 25 and 45.

Then there's Stiflers' Mom.

Partial to GILFs myself. Love mature women. Ever since I was 16 and had a fling with one of my Mom's galpals in her late 40s. Enjoyed a lot of firsts with her. First sex on a waterbed, int he shower, in the backyard, first anal sex (made a squeaking nose going in which made me crack up laughing so we have to stop trying heh.)

 

[mudwhistle]

Some of us get those when we dream.

He must have been sleeping in the shower.

Either that or he was trolling for queers....

I've gotten hard in the hot tub. I don't get out till its gone. Do you know lifetime fitness? Sooo many hot young girls and milfs and everything in between.

This poor little Arab girl was so cute but her dad needs to go get her eyebrows trimmed. He probably likes her being ugly. He probably dreads the day she hottens up. I don't know how I went from hardons to her but I totally didn't get a boner over monobrow.

This is why they invented Sharia law.

BTW, girls like that are more attractive to me. Girls that look like they're not stuck up or something.

I notice most girls get that confidence the day they turn 18. I see hot girls 17 who flirt all sudden I'm just an old man when they turn 18? Probably why they make the legal age 18.

I love when Quagmire showed up on Megs 18th birthday.lol

If you want to attract girls in that age group you usually have to have long hair. But then....they aren't very good at conversation.

I like women between 25 and 45.

Then there's Stiflers' Mom.

Partial to GILFs myself. Love mature women. Ever since I was 16 and had a fling with one of my Mom's galpals in her late 40s. Enjoyed a lot of firsts with her. First sex on a waterbed, int he shower, in the backyard, first anal sex (made a squeaking nose going in which made me crack up laughing so we have to stop trying heh.)

Too much information...

 

[Delta4Embassy]

I've gotten hard in the hot tub. I don't get out till its gone. Do you know lifetime fitness? Sooo many hot young girls and milfs and everything in between.

This poor little Arab girl was so cute but her dad needs to go get her eyebrows trimmed. He probably likes her being ugly. He probably dreads the day she hottens up. I don't know how I went from hardons to her but I totally didn't get a boner over monobrow.

This is why they invented Sharia law.

BTW, girls like that are more attractive to me. Girls that look like they're not stuck up or something.

I notice most girls get that confidence the day they turn 18. I see hot girls 17 who flirt all sudden I'm just an old man when they turn 18? Probably why they make the legal age 18.

I love when Quagmire showed up on Megs 18th birthday.lol

If you want to attract girls in that age group you usually have to have long hair. But then....they aren't very good at conversation.

I like women between 25 and 45.

Then there's Stiflers' Mom.

Partial to GILFs myself. Love mature women. Ever since I was 16 and had a fling with one of my Mom's galpals in her late 40s. Enjoyed a lot of firsts with her. First sex on a waterbed, int he shower, in the backyard, first anal sex (made a squeaking nose going in which made me crack up laughing so we have to stop trying heh.)

Too much information...

Relative to some of my threads, thought I was being coy

 

[Indofred]

When will animal sex become accepted in society?

 

[sealybobo]

Some of us get those when we dream.

He must have been sleeping in the shower.

Either that or he was trolling for queers....

I've gotten hard in the hot tub. I don't get out till its gone. Do you know lifetime fitness? Sooo many hot young girls and milfs and everything in between.

This poor little Arab girl was so cute but her dad needs to go get her eyebrows trimmed. He probably likes her being ugly. He probably dreads the day she hottens up. I don't know how I went from hardons to her but I totally didn't get a boner over monobrow.

This is why they invented Sharia law.

BTW, girls like that are more attractive to me. Girls that look like they're not stuck up or something.

I notice most girls get that confidence the day they turn 18. I see hot girls 17 who flirt all sudden I'm just an old man when they turn 18? Probably why they make the legal age 18.

I love when Quagmire showed up on Megs 18th birthday.lol

If you want to attract girls in that age group you usually have to have long hair. But then....they aren't very good at conversation.

I like women between 25 and 45.

Then there's Stiflers' Mom.

Partial to GILFs myself. Love mature women. Ever since I was 16 and had a fling with one of my Mom's galpals in her late 40s. Enjoyed a lot of firsts with her. First sex on a waterbed, int he shower, in the backyard, first anal sex (made a squeaking nose going in which made me crack up laughing so we have to stop trying heh.)

Guys or Grandma's? And you didn't answer me I asked what did you check off in this survey?

 

[Delta4Embassy]

I've gotten hard in the hot tub. I don't get out till its gone. Do you know lifetime fitness? Sooo many hot young girls and milfs and everything in between.

This poor little Arab girl was so cute but her dad needs to go get her eyebrows trimmed. He probably likes her being ugly. He probably dreads the day she hottens up. I don't know how I went from hardons to her but I totally didn't get a boner over monobrow.

This is why they invented Sharia law.

BTW, girls like that are more attractive to me. Girls that look like they're not stuck up or something.

I notice most girls get that confidence the day they turn 18. I see hot girls 17 who flirt all sudden I'm just an old man when they turn 18? Probably why they make the legal age 18.

I love when Quagmire showed up on Megs 18th birthday.lol

If you want to attract girls in that age group you usually have to have long hair. But then....they aren't very good at conversation.

I like women between 25 and 45.

Then there's Stiflers' Mom.

Partial to GILFs myself. Love mature women. Ever since I was 16 and had a fling with one of my Mom's galpals in her late 40s. Enjoyed a lot of firsts with her. First sex on a waterbed, int he shower, in the backyard, first anal sex (made a squeaking nose going in which made me crack up laughing so we have to stop trying heh.)

Guys or Grandma's? And you didn't answer me I asked what did you check off in this survey?

Grandmas. Someone else asked and I answered. 'Unspoken.' Explained, 'sexual' with asexual tendencies. Whole thing's back a page or so.

 

[sealybobo]

When will animal sex become accepted in society?

Do you see yourself voting for it? Because I'm a liberal and I don't see myself ever voting YES on gay I mean on animal sex with humans. But I always saw gay rights as the right thing to do. I remember over 10 years ago being on the right side of this issue. In fact I was on the right side of the issue before Obama changed his mind. But we all have to understand that politicians don't lead they make decisions based on what their constituents want so they are reactive and should be willing to change their mind when they see public opinion has changed

 

[sealybobo]

This is why they invented Sharia law.

BTW, girls like that are more attractive to me. Girls that look like they're not stuck up or something.

I notice most girls get that confidence the day they turn 18. I see hot girls 17 who flirt all sudden I'm just an old man when they turn 18? Probably why they make the legal age 18.

I love when Quagmire showed up on Megs 18th birthday.lol

If you want to attract girls in that age group you usually have to have long hair. But then....they aren't very good at conversation.

I like women between 25 and 45.

Then there's Stiflers' Mom.

Partial to GILFs myself. Love mature women. Ever since I was 16 and had a fling with one of my Mom's galpals in her late 40s. Enjoyed a lot of firsts with her. First sex on a waterbed, int he shower, in the backyard, first anal sex (made a squeaking nose going in which made me crack up laughing so we have to stop trying heh.)

Guys or Grandma's? And you didn't answer me I asked what did you check off in this survey?

Grandmas. Someone else asked and I answered. 'Unspoken.' Explained, 'sexual' with asexual tendencies. Whole thing's back a page or so.

Happens to a lot of guys over 40. My buddy is dating the hottest and coolest 19 yr old chick but he's a young 40 and takes cialis. He also takes steroids. I think that's an energy boost too.

I'll be honest I don't really want a 30/something plain Jane dumpy wife. If she isn't super hot successful and loyal I don't want it and good luck finding that.

And I'd settle for economical if not successful. IMO too many marriages are because the guy can afford her? I dated a girl I could have and would have married and she went with a much uglier guy who owns his own business. He can afford her.

I don't blame her. We all want what we want. I want a beauty who's loyal and doesn't care about how much I make. Good luck with that.

So I love every once in awhile hooking up with some hot strange. Shes probably loose or crazy or a gold digger or bar fly but she makes me feel good. Better than a loveless relationship.