Stupid English querks that Keep Me Awake at night

[JimBowie1958]

This guy put them all otgether in one pick, now I am doomed till the end of the FREAKING MONTH!

Fucking Normans should all burn in hell fo this shyte.

 

[Indeependent]

This guy put them all otgether in one pick, now I am doomed till the end of the FREAKING MONTH!

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Fucking Normans should all burn in hell fo this shyte.

Eye give up...Y?

 

[the other mike]

For the record, most of us in Arkansas don't refer to ourselves "Arkansans".

 

[Indeependent]

For the record, most of us in Arkansas don't refer to ourselves "Arkansans".

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[JimBowie1958]

This guy put them all otgether in one pick, now I am doomed till the end of the FREAKING MONTH!

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Fucking Normans should all burn in hell fo this shyte.

Eye give up...Y?

The arrogant bastids dragged inferior French words into English, thus corrupting it entirely with a million words for everything, and half of them are not spelled correctly.
I sprechen Anglish mostly and do not care which words are French or Anglish.

Tuff stuff for the noble bastages that have to talk like us vulgar villains.

 

[rightwinger]

Let’s look at the number 1
ONE.......where is the “w”?

Now let’s look at the number 2
TWO.......there is the “w”

 

[JimBowie1958]

For the record, most of us in Arkansas don't refer to ourselves "Arkansans".

Doesnt really matter since everyone outside your odifferous state calls you by the phrase 'Pig fucking inbreds'.

"Go Hoggs! Snort! snort!" <- Ark-ansan mating call.

 

[rightwinger]

For the record, most of us in Arkansas don't refer to ourselves "Arkansans".

I guess Hillbilly says it all

 

[JimBowie1958]

For the record, most of us in Arkansas don't refer to ourselves "Arkansans".

I guess Hillbilly says it all

No, not really, but I almost wanted to take you off ignore for that bit of inspired wittery.

 

[night_son]

This guy put them all otgether in one pick, now I am doomed till the end of the FREAKING MONTH!

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Fucking Normans should all burn in hell fo this shyte.

We've only our German forbears to thank. Thank them and the American tendency to chew on random words like an all night, all we can eat buffet . . . while buffeted by high winds . . .

 

[cnm]

Stupid English querks that Keep Me Awake at night

What, like spelling quirk incorrectly?

 

[JimBowie1958]

This guy put them all otgether in one pick, now I am doomed till the end of the FREAKING MONTH!

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Fucking Normans should all burn in hell fo this shyte.

We've only our German forbears to thank. Thank them and the American tendency to chew on random words like an all night, all we can eat buffet . . . while buffeted by high winds . . .

Our German forebears did not graft French stupidity, like silent 'e's, into our once beautiful language.

That was ALL Norman arrogance, the bastards

 

[Marion Morrison]

Well, it could be worse: Most of our ancestors were not Welshmen.

How to say hippopotamus in Welsh

Welsh words for hippopotamus include afonfarch, afonfeirch, ddyfrfarch, ddyfrfeirch, dyfrfarch, dyfrfeirch, hafonfarch, hafonfeirch, hipopotamws and hipopotamysau. Find more Welsh words at wordhippo.com!

www.wordhippo.com

 

[Mindful]

This guy put them all otgether in one pick, now I am doomed till the end of the FREAKING MONTH!

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Fucking Normans should all burn in hell fo this shyte.

Eye give up...Y?

The arrogant bastids dragged inferior French words into English, thus corrupting it entirely with a million words for everything, and half of them are not spelled correctly.
I sprechen Anglish mostly and do not care which words are French or Anglish.

Tuff stuff for the noble bastages that have to talk like us vulgar villains.

Some of that Anglo Saxon stuff is barely pronounceable.

Can you say Twyford?

 

[Mindful]

Well, it could be worse: Most of our ancestors were not Welshmen.

How to say hippopotamus in Welsh

Welsh words for hippopotamus include afonfarch, afonfeirch, ddyfrfarch, ddyfrfeirch, dyfrfarch, dyfrfeirch, hafonfarch, hafonfeirch, hipopotamws and hipopotamysau. Find more Welsh words at wordhippo.com!

www.wordhippo.com

Marion; can you pronounce Loughborough?

 

[Corazon]

I've found the reason why Arkansas and Kansas are pronounced differently
Here's Why We Pronounce 'Kansas' And 'Arkansas' Differently

 

[norwegen]

What's the longest sentence in the English Language?

"I do."

What's the scariest sentence in the English language?

"The new leader of the free world is from Arkansas."

 

[rightwinger]

I've found the reason why Arkansas and Kansas are pronounced differently
Here's Why We Pronounce 'Kansas' And 'Arkansas' Differently

Still don’t see why “sas” is pronounced saw

 

[Mindful]

I've found the reason why Arkansas and Kansas are pronounced differently
Here's Why We Pronounce 'Kansas' And 'Arkansas' Differently

Still don’t see why “sas” is pronounced saw

It’s the perfidious French. The ones that helped you, remember?

Perhaps you can tell me why you don’t pronounce the H in herbs. Or the S in maths.

 

[Unkotare]

This guy put them all otgether in one pick, now I am doomed till the end of the FREAKING MONTH!

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Fucking Normans should all burn in hell fo this shyte.

Why is this in "Health and Lifestyle"?