Dear fellow Brits,
Muhammed, having arrived in the UK fleeing from a perfectly safe country & having survived the obvious trauma of passing through 7 safe European countries who refused to fund his sexual preference transformation I am proud to say that the UK is his new home. In recognition, we have evicted a 15th generation genuine UK family who could only prove their right to be here & entitled to any benefit by fighting in the English Civil war, the Crimea War, the 1st & 2nd World War, the Suez conflict, the Falklands & the Gulf wars 1 & 2. You will be aware that we do not tolerate violence of any kind & therefore fully believe peace loving & tolerant Muhammad, his 9 wives & 16 children are more representative of our morales & values.
Yours sincerely
Oh Dear Kier