Speculations on what was found in Trump's safe

[Votto]

Jared's $2 billion from his favorite Islamic dictator alone outdoes all the money Hunter ever squeezed from his family's corruption, but you simp for the Trump's like a little girl does for the Kardashians so you'll never care

Jared's $2 billion from his favorite Islamic dictator alone outdoes all the money Hunter ever squeezed from his family's corruption, but you simp for the Trump's like a little girl does for the Kardashians so you'll never care

Assuming it is true, I think that making up stories about Putin and Trump and opening empty safes is much more productive

Well done.

 

[Votto]

Hunter is a very talented artist.

Only when he does the crystal meth.

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

They probably found pictures of Trump banging Christipher Wray's wife.

 

[whitehall]

If federal agents can break into the safe of a former president and fondle his wife's underwear, what else are they capable of once they arm 75 thousand IRS agents?

 

[bripat9643]

Jared's $2 billion from his favorite Islamic dictator alone outdoes all the money Hunter ever squeezed from his family's corruption, but you simp for the Trump's like a little girl does for the Kardashians so you'll never care

Here's the difference, turd. Jared is managing $2 billion. He doesn't get to keep it. Furthermore, he actually has to do something. It's not a no-show job like Hunter always gets.

 

[1srelluc]

Al Capone's vault contents......Jerry be mad.

 

[Leo123]

Well they SAID the safe was empty but, I think it was full of documents proving the aliens from space actually exist.

 

[Nostra]

Only when he does the crystal meth.

Not even then................unless you are a Chicom Party Official.

 

[Jim H - VA USA]

Ok, Ill go first

1. Jimmy Hoffa

2. One sock lost from each pair of socks in the wash from every citizen in the United States.

3. Ark of the covenant. Harrison Ford is pissed.

4. Geraldo Rivera.

5. US Constitution. It was the only way to save it cuz they were about to burn it. Just ignoring it got old.

6. The secret recipe for covfefe.

7. Dirt on Democrats he was saving for 2024, including a Hunter BIden hooker pee tape.

8. One brand new My Pillow

9. Nuclear launch codes targeting China with ketchup stains on them

10. A sealed jar containing formaldehyde and Mike Pence's balls

(Great thread )

 

[Augustine_]

Here's the difference, turd. Jared is managing $2 billion. He doesn't get to keep it. Furthermore, he actually has to do something. It's not a no-show job like Hunter always gets.

The Trumps don't care that you simp for them all day every day, peasant

 

[Godboy]

Ok, Ill go first

1. Jimmy Hoffa

2. One sock lost from each pair of socks in the wash from every citizen in the United States.

3. Ark of the covenant. Harrison Ford is pissed.

4. Geraldo Rivera.

5. US Constitution. It was the only way to save it cuz they were about to burn it. Just ignoring it got old.

Trump had just received video evidence of Hunter Biden blowing his dad, which he put in his safe. The FBI siezed that video file, then with great anticipation and a lot of hand wringing, Director Wray and Merrick Garland sat down together to see what was on it. Their greedy smiles quickly turned to disgust and then fear when they realized that they fucked up bad.

 

[bripat9643]

The Trumps don't care that you simp for them all day every day, peasant

Only a prog believes no one could genuinely support Trump. One reason I do it is because I hate douchebags like you.

 

[Osiris-ODS]

Ok, Ill go first

1. Jimmy Hoffa

2. One sock lost from each pair of socks in the wash from every citizen in the United States.

3. Ark of the covenant. Harrison Ford is pissed.

4. Geraldo Rivera.

5. US Constitution. It was the only way to save it cuz they were about to burn it. Just ignoring it got old.

A picture of Trump in front of Al Capone's open safe, holding a newspaper dated the day before Geraldo's live TV event.

 

[Lesh]

Ok, Ill go first

1. Jimmy Hoffa

2. One sock lost from each pair of socks in the wash from every citizen in the United States.

3. Ark of the covenant. Harrison Ford is pissed.

4. Geraldo Rivera.

5. US Constitution. It was the only way to save it cuz they were about to burn it. Just ignoring it got old.

Nuclear launch codes… since we’re “speculating”

 

[BluesLegend]

A note that said, "suckers LOL".

 

[BluesLegend]

Joe Biden's brain, or air they are trying to decide which.

 

[Thunderbird]

Amelia Earhart

The second book of Aristotle's Poetics

A pair of passenger pigeons

Blackbeard’s treasure

A small sphere of antimatter

Atlantis