Speaking of frivolous lawsuits

[Luddly Neddite]

Man Says Domino's Pizza Burned Him When He Had Sex With It: Company Responds

Have you recently burned yourself having sex with a pizza? Was that pizza from Domino's? If so, you're in luck: the good folks behind the chain's Twitter feed will be happy to help you out.

See the Tweets at the link.

And, never ever accept a returned pizza, no matter how deep the discount.

(Yeah, I stole that from the comments section. So sue me.)

 

[sealybobo]

Man Says Domino's Pizza Burned Him When He Had Sex With It: Company Responds

Have you recently burned yourself having sex with a pizza? Was that pizza from Domino's? If so, you're in luck: the good folks behind the chain's Twitter feed will be happy to help you out.

See the Tweets at the link.

And, never ever accept a returned pizza, no matter how deep the discount.

(Yeah, I stole that from the comments section. So sue me.)

Isn't it Republicans who are always talking about frivolous lawsuits?

Ex-Ariz. Gov. Brewer mulls legal action over ads using unflattering photos

 

[Katzndogz]

Was there a warning on the box?

 

[charwin95]

Just wondering if the pizza or the box has any orifice.

 

[PaintMyHouse]

Well, if you can indict a ham sandwich I suppose you can make love to a pizza...

 

[bucs90]

He should marry it. Who are we to judge ya know?

 

[PaintMyHouse]

He should marry it. Who are we to judge ya know?

Why marry the cow when the milk is free...

 

[blastoff]

Which brings to mind the famous kitchen scene in the movie American Pie.

 

[JOSweetHeart]

What did this guy think that he was going to get out of having sex with any kind of food when that food can not deliver the way that a girl

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. This is a sick world.

 

[Buzz Jenkins]

Did he poke a hole in it or fold it up like a burrito in order to have sex with it?

 

[strollingbones]

i have my pizza cut into squares to avoid things like this.......