Sorry, guys! Fat, 70-year old gargoyle Whoopi Goldberg is off the table

[marvin martian]

I know we're all extremely disappointed.

No one is going to get a shot at heaven with what can only charitably be described as an elderly Jabba the Hutt impersonator.

In related news, Joy Behar's odds of getting lucky just doubled!

 

[Dogmaphobe]

She's only 70?

 

[Orangecat]

What kind of loser would harpoon that greasy whale?

 

[JoeMoma]

What is it with that side of her head bald hair style?

 

[marvin martian]

What kind of loser would harpoon that greasy whale?

Ted Danson did, apparently.

 

[marvin martian]

What is it with that side of her head bald hair style?

Excessive testosterone, I assume.

 

[Orangecat]

Ted Danson did, apparently.

IOW, a spineless liberal fag. She probably pegged him.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

What kind of loser would harpoon that greasy whale?

Her ex lovers include Frank Langella, Ted Danson and Timothy Dalton.

 

[Orangecat]

Her ex lovers include Frank Langella, Ted Danson and Timothy Dalton.

Have you seen that mini-series Chimp Crazy? I felt bad for Tonka.

 

[EvilCat Breath]

Have you seen that mini-series Chimp Crazy? I felt bad for Tonka.

Never heard of it

 

[marvin martian]

Her ex lovers include Frank Langella, Ted Danson and Timothy Dalton.

All white guys. Interesting...

 

[Oddball]

 

[Orangecat]

Never heard of it

It’s a guilty watch, akin to Tiger King.

 

[justoffal]

What kind of loser would harpoon that greasy whale?

There are still some good hallucinogens out there that don't interfere with erections.

 

[WelfareQueen]

I know we're all extremely disappointed.

No one is going to get a shot at heaven with what can only charitably be described as an elderly Jabba the Hutt impersonator.

In related news, Joy Behar's odds of getting lucky just doubled!

Ya never know, there might be a few takers.

 

[jackflash]

I know we're all extremely disappointed.

No one is going to get a shot at heaven with what can only charitably be described as an elderly Jabba the Hutt impersonator.

In related news, Joy Behar's odds of getting lucky just doubled!

From looking @ her image above she most likely has to pay professional studs for their services to get any!

 

[jotathought]

I know we're all extremely disappointed.

No one is going to get a shot at heaven with what can only charitably be described as an elderly Jabba the Hutt impersonator.

In related news, Joy Behar's odds of getting lucky just doubled!

You'd have to put a 2x4 over that so you wouldn't fall in.

 

[Unkotare]

I know we're all extremely disappointed.

No one is going to get a shot at heaven with what can only charitably be described as an elderly Jabba the Hutt impersonator.

In related news, Joy Behar's odds of getting lucky just doubled!

The frozen hotdog industry may collapse.

 

[DigitalDrifter]

She's only 70?

She just had her birthday a couple days ago, she's 69. And by the way, she mentioned she likes '69'.

Whoopi Goldberg Tells ‘The View' Audience She ‘Likes to Be Eaten'​

Whoopi Goldberg told the audience on The View that she "likes to be eaten from time to time" during a segment celebrating her 69th birthday.

Get your mind out of the gutter - that's not what she meant!

As is tradition, Goldberg spent her birthday episode giving away "Whoopi's favorite things" on Wednesday, November 13. One of the items was a wheel of cheese from Italian company Parmigiano Reggiano with her face printed on it.

MSN

www.msn.com

 

[Dogmaphobe]

She just had her birthday a couple days ago, she's 69. And by the way, she mentioned she likes '69'.

Whoopi Goldberg Tells ‘The View' Audience She ‘Likes to Be Eaten'​

MSN

www.msn.com

TMI TMI TMI!!!!!