Sorry, guys! Fat, 70-year old gargoyle Whoopi Goldberg is off the table

[Carl in Michigan]

I know we're all extremely disappointed.

No one is going to get a shot at heaven with what can only charitably be described as an elderly Jabba the Hutt impersonator.

In related news, Joy Behar's odds of getting lucky just doubled!

"Don't get any" WHAT?!

 

[marvin martian]

"Don't get any" WHAT?!

Whoopi's pit of hell...

 

[Meathead]

I know we're all extremely disappointed.

No one is going to get a shot at heaven with what can only charitably be described as an elderly Jabba the Hutt impersonator.

In related news, Joy Behar's odds of getting lucky just doubled!

She's protesting Trump's election by not having sex? So many men will be heartbroken!

 

[Dekster]

I know we're all extremely disappointed.

No one is going to get a shot at heaven with what can only charitably be described as an elderly Jabba the Hutt impersonator.

In related news, Joy Behar's odds of getting lucky just doubled!

Well looking at photos of those on sex strike, does that mean I should dump my duracell battery stock because surely Mr. BuzzyBuzzBuzz Rabbit was the only one getting action from them to begin with.

 

[marvin martian]

Well looking at photos of those on sex strike, does that mean I should dump my duracell battery stock because surely Mr. BuzzyBuzzBuzz Rabbit was the only one getting action from them to begin with.

As long as these beasts aren't reproducing, I'm good.

 

[Arlette]

I know we're all extremely disappointed.

No one is going to get a shot at heaven with what can only charitably be described as an elderly Jabba the Hutt impersonator.

In related news, Joy Behar's odds of getting lucky just doubled!

Marvin doesn't like girls

 

[Meathead]

Marvin doesn't like girls

The ones that look like Jabba the Hut?

 

[marvin martian]

Marvin doesn't like girls

Imagine looking at Whoopi Goldberg, and thinking "girl".

 

[Arlette]

The ones that look like Jabba the Hut?

Marvin is a homo

 

[Darkwind]

"Don't get any" WHAT?!

Remind Me to send her a thank you note.

 

[JoeMoma]

She's protesting Trump's election by not having sex? So many men will be heartbroken!

Damn! If Trump were eligible to run again, this would ensure his reelection.

 

[OhPleaseJustQuit]

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Meanwhile, as the stupid leftist "women" do their best to cause their cult to go extinct, I get to live in the state that has the highest population growth rate, and on top of that, I go to church every week with young families that bring their large blonde haired, blue eyed families to worship, and then go home and make their families even bigger.

Move to South Dakota, y'all, and make lots of babies.

Forgot to mention -- doctors who murder babies in the womb pay dearly.


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[marvin martian]

Marvin is a homo

Fat girls always say that about the guys who don't pick them.

LOL

 

[Arlette]

Fat girls always say that about the guys who don't pick them.

LOL

Since you don't move in normal circles but the seedy underbelly of society you may not know that we do the picking. We pick, you get picked.

 

[marvin martian]

Since you don't move in normal circles but the seedy underbelly of society you may not know that we do the picking. We pick, you get picked.

You're not picking anything other than your nose, fatty.

 

[toobfreak]

What kind of loser would harpoon that greasy whale?

Whatever Whoopi is selling, I'm just not buying.
But how cute of her to think we need her.

 

[Arlette]

You're not picking anything other than your nose, fatty.

Have you ever tried picking your nose with fake nails? It's not easy.

 

[marvin martian]

Have you ever tried picking your nose with fake nails? It's not easy.

You'll find a way, chubs.

 

[Independent thinker]

I know we're all extremely disappointed.

No one is going to get a shot at heaven with what can only charitably be described as an elderly Jabba the Hutt impersonator.

In related news, Joy Behar's odds of getting lucky just doubled!

I thought before that she was a disgusting bitch but now I see she really is a disgusting bitch.