I has a sad.
Ye Olde Mower may have spun for the last time. I may get 'er going again, but not today. The throttle cable housing disintegrated. I had that rigged with a bolt and vise grips, but, then the pull cord snapped. I'm not dealing with that right now.
I might have some pull cord string or can rob an old blower or something for it. I think it's time to get a new-to-me mower.
I am not going down to the Home Depot and getting a brand-new Chinese ass mower. Nope.
I gotta wait til tomorrow and go to the mower man. I want something old and American-made. Preferably just post-crank-mower era. That's when they were good. Anything after mid-80s and the carburetors suck ass.
I might can revive mah old girl, we'll see. She sure has treated me right. I got no complaints. That thing's 30 years old if it's a day. It's like running a vacuum cleaner in the yard. I got the blades sharp. Oy, I like mah baby.