Solution: Fight the Culture Wars on Mars!

[dblack]

I'm seeing a serendipitous alignment of two great goals of our society - interplanetary exploration, and winning (so much winning!) the culture wars.

Let's talk to Elon Musk, and see if we can load up Starship with teams of culture warriors, equal numbers from each side, and send them to Mars to battle it out there.

What do you all think? I see a lot of benefits to this approach.

 

[JGalt]

I'm seeing a serendipitous alignment of two great goals of our society - interplanetary exploration, and winning (so much winning!) the culture wars.

Let's talk to Elon Musk, and see if we can load up Starship with teams of culture warriors, equal numbers from each side, and send them to Mars to battle it out there.

What do you all think? I see a lot of benefits to this approach.

Ok. Let's send the woke, leftist ones there first.

We'll be along....uhh.....shortly. We promise.

 

[dblack]

Ok. Let's send the woke, leftist ones there first.

No, that would give them a head start.

Launches should be a pair at a time, red ship, blue ship, even steven.

 

[dblack]

At first, there will be only one bathroom on Mars - so that should kickstart things nicely!

 

[JGalt]

At first, there will be only one bathroom on Mars - so that should kickstart things nicely!

Why only one bathroom? It would really confuse the left if there were two bathrooms.

 

[dblack]

Why only one bathroom? It would really confuse the left if there were two bathrooms.

These are the kinds of very important questions the culture warriors will resolve. May the best team win!

Maybe we should start some kind of recruitment website.

 

[dblack]

So who's in?

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

So who's in?

 

[dblack]

I still think this a great plan. Ship all the cultural warriors to the red planet, for the win!